Hugo says:
To megamanfan: I know its tough to play grapplers, but don't let the prospect of full circle turns scare you away. You can do respectable damage by combining my ultra throw with a shootdown backbreaker.
To JEW: Zangief? Pff. I've got an arsenal of grapples, deadly overheads, good damage absorption, and a very effective poke. Not to mention I ooze Andre the giant appeal. Zangief tries to spinning piledriver, with the occasional crouching light punch. Plus, the man has three moves which involve spinning. Add that to the speedo and 70's chest hair and you've got some serious walt whitman gay.
To GundamMan: With the power of giant robots on my side, I WILL conquer all of pro wrestling!