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Rycona
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PostPosted: May 28 2010 02:30 am Reply with quote Back to top

It's as simple as it sounds. If you can't conceive of a personal Hell, then describe a unique version of Hell altogether. Here's mine:

I'm strapped into a cold metal chair in a medium-sized rectangular room, my body and limbs are rendered immobile. On my lap in front of me would be a MicroKorg barely out of reach from my restrained hands. I do have a controller within reach, but it's connected to an Apple IIe with a phosphorus screen fruitlessly emulating an electronic version of the game, Mastermind. The room reeks of Taco Bell, but I never see any food. Speakers in the back of the chair continuously emit the vocal sounds of a female having the most extreme build-up to orgasm ever, and it just cycles and recycles, over and over. There's a Keno board, but the numbers I yell to the attendant are never picked. What an awful place!


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GPFontaine
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PostPosted: May 28 2010 08:16 am Reply with quote Back to top

This is very easy,

A life without family and friends.



 
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The Opponent
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PostPosted: May 28 2010 09:39 am Reply with quote Back to top

My brother and his girlfriend. At all times.


I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.
 
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UsaSatsui
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PostPosted: May 28 2010 09:55 am Reply with quote Back to top

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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: May 28 2010 10:08 am Reply with quote Back to top

My personal hell would be being locked in a room for the rest of my life where every inch is covered in mayonaise. All day long I would have to live in mayonaise, completely covered in it and the only thing I could eat was the mayonaise. Mayonaise is the most disgusting, vile food on the face the planet. I can not smell it, I can not look at it, I can't even touch a fucking jar of the stuff. I'm seriously feeling naucious and ill just thinking about it, I really want to throw up right now. One time my ex-girlfriend ate a packet of mayonaise straight while I was driving to gross me out, I had to pull over to the side of the road to puke my guts out. We broke up not long after the incident.


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aeonic
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PostPosted: May 28 2010 10:10 am Reply with quote Back to top

Being in a hot, dark room where Andy Gibb's Shadow Dancing plays on perpetual repeat.


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GPFontaine
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PostPosted: May 28 2010 10:22 am Reply with quote Back to top

sidewaydriver wrote:
My personal hell would be being locked in a room for the rest of my life where every inch is covered in mayonaise. All day long I would have to live in mayonaise, completely covered in it and the only thing I could eat was the mayonaise. Mayonaise is the most disgusting, vile food on the face the planet. I can not smell it, I can not look at it, I can't even touch a fucking jar of the stuff. I'm seriously feeling naucious and ill just thinking about it, I really want to throw up right now. One time my ex-girlfriend ate a packet of mayonaise straight while I was driving to gross me out, I had to pull over to the side of the road to puke my guts out. We broke up not long after the incident.

Mayo is just egg yolk and oil. Are you cool with them separately?



 
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The Opponent
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PostPosted: May 28 2010 10:24 am Reply with quote Back to top

Mayo is more than just those. Maybe his personal hell is everything in mayo except yolk and oil.


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GPFontaine
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PostPosted: May 28 2010 10:33 am Reply with quote Back to top

The-Excel wrote:
Mayo is more than just those. Maybe his personal hell is everything in mayo except yolk and oil.

All other ingredients are to add flavor. You can make mayo with just oil and egg yolk. Mustard, salt and vinegar/lemon are commonly added to give it a decent taste.



 
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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: May 28 2010 10:35 am Reply with quote Back to top

GPFontaine wrote:
sidewaydriver wrote:
My personal hell would be being locked in a room for the rest of my life where every inch is covered in mayonaise. All day long I would have to live in mayonaise, completely covered in it and the only thing I could eat was the mayonaise. Mayonaise is the most disgusting, vile food on the face the planet. I can not smell it, I can not look at it, I can't even touch a fucking jar of the stuff. I'm seriously feeling naucious and ill just thinking about it, I really want to throw up right now. One time my ex-girlfriend ate a packet of mayonaise straight while I was driving to gross me out, I had to pull over to the side of the road to puke my guts out. We broke up not long after the incident.

Mayo is just egg yolk and oil. Are you cool with them separately?


I will not eat them in a box
I will not eat them with a fox
I hate them both just the same
I will not eat eggs or oil, GPFontaine


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aeonic
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PostPosted: May 28 2010 10:40 am Reply with quote Back to top

Not even deviled? I could eat deviled eggs until I puked, and then I'd just go brush my teeth and eat more of them. Good egg salad, too. And chorizo and eggs.

But then, I like mayo too. C'est la vie.


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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: May 28 2010 10:44 am Reply with quote Back to top

Deviled eggs!? Are you crazy!?!?

Why would I eat an egg, which I hate, when it's full of mayo, which I hate more than anything else in the world? If any food deserves to be named after Satan himself, it's the deviled egg.


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PostPosted: May 28 2010 10:48 am Reply with quote Back to top

deviled eggs are delicious


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The Opponent
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PostPosted: May 28 2010 10:48 am Reply with quote Back to top

Not devil's food cake?


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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: May 28 2010 10:51 am Reply with quote Back to top

Satan makes a good cake, I'll give him that.


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Ross Rifle
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PostPosted: May 28 2010 12:16 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I've actually been to my Hell. Suicidal depression. Sitting in a black, silent room, and being terrified. The thing you're terrified of? Yourself. And of course there's no way to get away, you just have to sit there and cry and beg that you'll start thinking straight and ger better.


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Pandajuice
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PostPosted: May 28 2010 03:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I thought we could be friends sideway, but alas, it was not meant to be. Mayo is the most godly condiment known to man. I would bathe in it and eat only mayo if I could. Your hell sounds quite good to me.

And I could eat deviled eggs until I puked too, high five Aeonic.
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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: May 28 2010 04:27 pm Reply with quote Back to top

My own personal Hell? Someone to hear my prayers. Someone who cares.
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aeonic
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PostPosted: May 28 2010 04:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Would it be as bad, Syd, if you were outside of a whorehouse like in the video?


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Optimist With Doubts
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PostPosted: May 28 2010 05:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

If 4chan was real life.


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Chile Guy
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PostPosted: May 28 2010 05:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Nothingness. I guess heaven is like that too.


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jackfrost
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PostPosted: May 28 2010 08:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

You are obviously Satan, or one of his minions fishing for information.

OK Rycona, or Satan as I like to call you, here is my hell:

I would say my hell is a large, private island with a large beach house which I own. There are numerous beautiful women with me who would do anything to make me happy too. I would also have an unlimited amount of any food I want to eat. All of my immediate family members, friends, and pets would be there too.

Please, I really hope that doesn't happen.


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username
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PostPosted: May 28 2010 09:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

either i would get stuck in super left of center hell, or super right of center hell. or maybe ill get stuck with a bunch of religious mormons or scientologists.

or maybe just forced to play a crappy version of WoW for all eternity.


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InvaderDim
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PostPosted: May 29 2010 12:56 am Reply with quote Back to top

I dont want to sound too emo, but I find that daily life has way too many similarities with hell


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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
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PostPosted: May 29 2010 12:59 am Reply with quote Back to top

InvaderDim wrote:
I dont want to sound too emo, but I find that daily life has way too many similarities with hell

yeah, having a cubicle call center job for all eternity would suck major cornhole


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