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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
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It's as simple as it sounds. If you can't conceive of a personal Hell, then describe a unique version of Hell altogether. Here's mine:
I'm strapped into a cold metal chair in a medium-sized rectangular room, my body and limbs are rendered immobile. On my lap in front of me would be a MicroKorg barely out of reach from my restrained hands. I do have a controller within reach, but it's connected to an Apple IIe with a phosphorus screen fruitlessly emulating an electronic version of the game, Mastermind. The room reeks of Taco Bell, but I never see any food. Speakers in the back of the chair continuously emit the vocal sounds of a female having the most extreme build-up to orgasm ever, and it just cycles and recycles, over and over. There's a Keno board, but the numbers I yell to the attendant are never picked. What an awful place!
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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This is very easy,
A life without family and friends.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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My brother and his girlfriend. At all times.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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My personal hell would be being locked in a room for the rest of my life where every inch is covered in mayonaise. All day long I would have to live in mayonaise, completely covered in it and the only thing I could eat was the mayonaise. Mayonaise is the most disgusting, vile food on the face the planet. I can not smell it, I can not look at it, I can't even touch a fucking jar of the stuff. I'm seriously feeling naucious and ill just thinking about it, I really want to throw up right now. One time my ex-girlfriend ate a packet of mayonaise straight while I was driving to gross me out, I had to pull over to the side of the road to puke my guts out. We broke up not long after the incident.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
Posts: 2747
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Being in a hot, dark room where Andy Gibb's Shadow Dancing plays on perpetual repeat.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| sidewaydriver wrote: |
| My personal hell would be being locked in a room for the rest of my life where every inch is covered in mayonaise. All day long I would have to live in mayonaise, completely covered in it and the only thing I could eat was the mayonaise. Mayonaise is the most disgusting, vile food on the face the planet. I can not smell it, I can not look at it, I can't even touch a fucking jar of the stuff. I'm seriously feeling naucious and ill just thinking about it, I really want to throw up right now. One time my ex-girlfriend ate a packet of mayonaise straight while I was driving to gross me out, I had to pull over to the side of the road to puke my guts out. We broke up not long after the incident. |
Mayo is just egg yolk and oil. Are you cool with them separately?
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
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Mayo is more than just those. Maybe his personal hell is everything in mayo except yolk and oil.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| The-Excel wrote: |
| Mayo is more than just those. Maybe his personal hell is everything in mayo except yolk and oil. |
All other ingredients are to add flavor. You can make mayo with just oil and egg yolk. Mustard, salt and vinegar/lemon are commonly added to give it a decent taste.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| sidewaydriver wrote: |
| My personal hell would be being locked in a room for the rest of my life where every inch is covered in mayonaise. All day long I would have to live in mayonaise, completely covered in it and the only thing I could eat was the mayonaise. Mayonaise is the most disgusting, vile food on the face the planet. I can not smell it, I can not look at it, I can't even touch a fucking jar of the stuff. I'm seriously feeling naucious and ill just thinking about it, I really want to throw up right now. One time my ex-girlfriend ate a packet of mayonaise straight while I was driving to gross me out, I had to pull over to the side of the road to puke my guts out. We broke up not long after the incident. |
Mayo is just egg yolk and oil. Are you cool with them separately? |
I will not eat them in a box
I will not eat them with a fox
I hate them both just the same
I will not eat eggs or oil, GPFontaine
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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Not even deviled? I could eat deviled eggs until I puked, and then I'd just go brush my teeth and eat more of them. Good egg salad, too. And chorizo and eggs.
But then, I like mayo too. C'est la vie.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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Deviled eggs!? Are you crazy!?!?
Why would I eat an egg, which I hate, when it's full of mayo, which I hate more than anything else in the world? If any food deserves to be named after Satan himself, it's the deviled egg.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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deviled eggs are delicious
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
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Not devil's food cake?
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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Satan makes a good cake, I'll give him that.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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I've actually been to my Hell. Suicidal depression. Sitting in a black, silent room, and being terrified. The thing you're terrified of? Yourself. And of course there's no way to get away, you just have to sit there and cry and beg that you'll start thinking straight and ger better.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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I thought we could be friends sideway, but alas, it was not meant to be. Mayo is the most godly condiment known to man. I would bathe in it and eat only mayo if I could. Your hell sounds quite good to me.
And I could eat deviled eggs until I puked too, high five Aeonic.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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My own personal Hell? Someone to hear my prayers. Someone who cares.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
Posts: 2747
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Would it be as bad, Syd, if you were outside of a whorehouse like in the video?
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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Chile Guy
Title: Token Latino Otaku
Joined: Apr 14 2008
Location: Fortaleza, Brazil
Posts: 479
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Nothingness. I guess heaven is like that too.
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jackfrost
Title: Cold Hearted Bastard
Joined: Feb 21 2009
Posts: 861
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You are obviously Satan, or one of his minions fishing for information.
OK Rycona, or Satan as I like to call you, here is my hell:
I would say my hell is a large, private island with a large beach house which I own. There are numerous beautiful women with me who would do anything to make me happy too. I would also have an unlimited amount of any food I want to eat. All of my immediate family members, friends, and pets would be there too.
Please, I really hope that doesn't happen.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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either i would get stuck in super left of center hell, or super right of center hell. or maybe ill get stuck with a bunch of religious mormons or scientologists.
or maybe just forced to play a crappy version of WoW for all eternity.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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InvaderDim
Title: Dispondent Adolescent
Joined: May 19 2010
Location: Denver, CO
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I dont want to sound too emo, but I find that daily life has way too many similarities with hell
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| InvaderDim wrote: |
| I dont want to sound too emo, but I find that daily life has way too many similarities with hell |
yeah, having a cubicle call center job for all eternity would suck major cornhole
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