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It Burns when I pee.


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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
PostPosted: May 29 2010 03:14 am Reply with quote Back to top

Going through the Navy's Education Website under "Personal Growth & Development" I Found this Educational Topic.

EDIT: I apologize for the tiny font, but I wanted to make sure the picture size was forum friendly Confused

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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: May 29 2010 03:21 am Reply with quote Back to top

The military's educational films on Gonorrhea and Herpes successfully scared my Grandfather into not having premarital sex, either that or he's bluffing.



 
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: May 29 2010 10:14 am Reply with quote Back to top

lol WTF?! it burns when i pee. HAH hilarious. i hope it shows a pic of a guy peeing fire


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Drew Linky
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Joined: Jun 12 2009
PostPosted: May 29 2010 11:15 am Reply with quote Back to top

I only wish I had photoshop... then I could make a picture of someone peeing fire.


https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd.
 
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
PostPosted: May 29 2010 11:35 am Reply with quote Back to top

My grandfather had to write a letter of apology to a girl he gave the clap to when he was a member of the Army Air Corps doing U-Boat patrols during the WWII in Atlantic City. We actually found the paper when he died. Talk about awkward.


Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much.
 
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: May 29 2010 01:16 pm Reply with quote Back to top

aeonic wrote:
My grandfather had to write a letter of apology to a girl he gave the clap to when he was a member of the Army Air Corps doing U-Boat patrols during the WWII in Atlantic City. We actually found the paper when he died. Talk about awkward.

Frame that shit! Laughing



 
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
PostPosted: May 30 2010 09:32 am Reply with quote Back to top

I'm not sure what this has to do with the Navy.

So what was the proposed solution?



 
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
PostPosted: May 30 2010 01:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU!


There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
 
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Arkyance
Title: Banned from IRC.
Joined: Jun 02 2010
PostPosted: Jun 03 2010 03:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Oh well, my father brags that while he was in the Navy, he got crabs from an Italian hooker. Fucking gross.
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Vaenamoenen
Joined: Mar 18 2010
Location: Tuonela
PostPosted: Jun 03 2010 03:52 pm Reply with quote Back to top

During my conscription we were shown all kinds of "educational" films from drugs to dental problems. STD's were a big topic also. Most of them were either so gross or so hilariously out of date, that I'd rather would've crawled in the forrests as normal. (not me in the video, but familiar stuff Very Happy )
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Ash Burton
Title: AshRaiser
Joined: Nov 10 2008
Location: Florida
PostPosted: Jun 04 2010 07:12 am Reply with quote Back to top

The Navy and the Marine Corps show various scare movies to keep Marines and Sailors from banging every prostitute in the current country the preside in. The movies are disgusting and will make you want to skip sex for about a week.


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