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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
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Seriously.
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A STUDENT has been saved from a vicious assault - not by the boys in blue but the men in black.
Ninjas scared off three thugs who had the misfortune to attack the 27-year-old medical student outside their warrior school.
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Nathan Smith told his sensei and the rest of the students at Ninja Senshi Ryu and they rushed out to confront the thugs - all dressed in traditional black ninja garb.
On seeing the ninjas, the men fled, only to be later arrested by police.
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Another ninja, Steve Ashley, said: "It was probably the worst place in Sydney where they could have taken him." |
The best part is that nobody in jail will believe the thieves.
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Sedix19
Title: ~Baffling Artist~
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Location: U.S.A.
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That is hilariously awesome.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
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I'll bet that most of the students were waiting their entire lives for that moment.
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I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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A ninja school in Australia? They must train with the Boomerang Shuriken subweapon regularly.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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Hi, my name's Steve, and I'm a ninja.
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
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I saw this and saw how awesome it was. To bad they couldn't catch the last guy...
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
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Wow, they must be super happy with themselves.
not only did they stop some guy from getting mugged, they did it in a bad ass manner
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
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Shame that the writing doesn't do the event justice. And I can understand no images or video, but I at least want to see the trial.
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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So perfect, while reading this thread, Excel's random sig picture was of a Ninja holding up a newspaper with the headline "Ninja Defeats Truman".
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
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| The-Excel wrote: |
| Shame that the writing doesn't do the event justice. And I can understand no images or video, but I at least want to see the trial. |
pfft, u cant capture a ninja on film.
its like that ninja parade they had a while ago. no one noticed.
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Burt Reynolds
Title: Bentley Bear
Joined: Apr 07 2008
Location: California
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If they were true ninja's, they would have flipped out and killed the entire party, including the victim.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
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They're only ninjas in training. They probably didn't get to the cleaning up the evidence class yet.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
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Not only would you not have seen them, nobody would have seen anything. The air would be so thick with eggshell bombs and shuriken that it would've looked like an explosion.
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Drew Linky
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Joined: Jun 12 2009
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And they would never have been found, they would just run away on the water after they finished the massacre.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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This is easily the most awesome thing I've read all week.
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
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I would have paid a serious amount of money to watch actual Ninjas stop a mugging. Hands down, total Badassness.
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