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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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i thought it was pretty funny
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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Dumb bitch. I love failbooking, I check it like every other week or so.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
Posts: 2286
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People need to learn that Facebook is for communication, not a journal to yourself.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
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Yep, I posted something once forgetting I had family on there, had to explain my way out of it. It's a good thing it was nothing really bad.
That's a pretty huge fuck up though, wow. I don't think I'd add a boss on facebook.
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
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I hate when people on FB have status updates similar to the following:
-"Worst day of my life"
-"I hate my life"
-"My life is shit"
-Some other vague, yet catastrophic-sounding blurb
Then you ask them what's wrong, and they respond "Don't wanna talk about it."
Ahh.....so you're just a fucking attention whore. Gotcha.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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i hate when people use facebook as though it were twitter
'picking up the kids'
'is at starbucks'
'just woke up'
'is happy its hump day'
i fucking HATE it when people put that on wednesday. it makes me want to punch a baby.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
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Yeah, it's really annoying when I look at my "news feed" and it's the same 3 or 4 people updating their shit every couple of hours.
NO ONE FUCKING CARES IF YOU HAD A GREAT TIME LAST NIGHT!
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Failbook is both awesome, and depressing.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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Yeah, it's really annoying when I look at my "news feed" and it's the same 3 or 4 people updating their shit every couple of hours.
NO ONE FUCKING CARES IF YOU HAD A GREAT TIME LAST NIGHT! |
That's my problem with Facebook too. It's great for keeping in touch with my friends across the pond, but there's always a couple people who just have to update it with nothing 3 times a day. One of my friends from high school who was a really cool chick back then got herself married and had a kid and now incessantly updates Facebook about her "mommy stuff."
"Hey girls! It's mommy and me day! Make sure you don't forget your sunscreen as it's stroller time!"
Really Leigh? You used to be so cool...
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
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| anorexorcist wrote: |
| Yep, I posted something once forgetting I had family on there, had to explain my way out of it. It's a good thing it was nothing really bad. |
That's why I have everyone in my family blocked.
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
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| anorexorcist wrote: |
| Yep, I posted something once forgetting I had family on there, had to explain my way out of it. It's a good thing it was nothing really bad. |
That's why I have everyone in my family blocked. |
Hell fucking yes. My parents tried to friend me, but I had to tell them that family is blackballed. I've got some vulgar friends, and my parents don't need to see the shit they write.
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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
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Haha, my parents don't have facebook. It was a cousin, I think I have 3 on there and forgot about them. Luckily they contacted me about the status instead of any other relative and I was able to explain it away.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Last time I stopped by to visit my Mom she told me to stop talking her ear off because she had games to play, she was on facebook.
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MellowMeek
Joined: Feb 16 2010
Location: Texas
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My mom loves Farmville and Cafe World. I actually played both of em for a little while, but they get old pretty quick.
Failbooking is pretty funny though. I've always liked the movie character profiles the most.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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My mom won't add me on facebook. It's reserved for all her "friends", all of whom she's never met. When one of these friends was going through depression, my mom talked to her all day, every day (though she was online anyway). When I was going through depression, she'd send my sister upstairs to see if I was ok.
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
Posts: 966
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My mom got a facebook, forgot her password, and yelled at me for three hours saying I'd "hacked it".
All because a doctor she works with mentioned some people hack facebooks.
Fuuuuuu
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<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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| Ice2SeeYou wrote: |
| The-Excel wrote: |
| anorexorcist wrote: |
| Yep, I posted something once forgetting I had family on there, had to explain my way out of it. It's a good thing it was nothing really bad. |
That's why I have everyone in my family blocked. |
Hell fucking yes. My parents tried to friend me, but I had to tell them that family is blackballed. I've got some vulgar friends, and my parents don't need to see the shit they write. |
My excuse is that I have professors and other important people in my friend list and I don't want them seeing my siblings' own crass postings. In reality, I actually have two accounts: one for school/personal use and one for my internet friends. Both of them have what I hope is the largest block list on Facebook.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
Posts: 2649
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My mom uses Facebook to sell upmarked cosmetics to gullible ass women. She makes pretty good money from it as well.
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