I meant genital lice. And I am plenty relaxed I just want you to burn in hell and only until midnight central time.
sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
Posted:
Apr 11 2010 10:47 pm
Christ dude, you just had a birthday last year. Give us a break.
Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom.
scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
Posts: 2392
Posted:
Apr 11 2010 10:59 pm
Dude! We were all waiting until the last minute so you would have thought we had forgot. Now, you've ruined the surprise!
scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
Posts: 2392
Posted:
Apr 11 2010 10:59 pm
Oh yeah, and Happy Birthday.
Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
Posted:
Apr 11 2010 11:12 pm
Happy Birthday Optimist!
Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
Posted:
Apr 11 2010 11:19 pm
Happy Birthday Pessimist!
JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
Posted:
Apr 11 2010 11:20 pm
1) Happy birthday
2) Calm down. They forgot about mine last year too.
There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
Posted:
Apr 11 2010 11:25 pm
Me too. For the past TWO years!
Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4465
Posted:
Apr 11 2010 11:25 pm
In before the lice!
Also, Happy Birthday.
Klimbatize wrote:
A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd.
LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
Posts: 966
Posted:
Apr 11 2010 11:37 pm
Shit son, I didn't get one either. Did I bitch?
Quietly, to myself....but that's not the point!
Happy birthday!
<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
Why? Fuck you, that's why.
Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
Posted:
Apr 11 2010 11:44 pm
I am not bitching and I'm calm. Isn't it possible my gift to myself is wishing you all contempt
sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
Posted:
Apr 11 2010 11:48 pm
Optimist With Doubts wrote:
I am not bitching and I'm calm. Isn't it possible my gift to myself is wishing you all contempt
Well, if you want that wish to come true, you better blow out all your candles in one blow!
Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom.
Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
Posted:
Apr 11 2010 11:53 pm
FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
Posted:
Apr 11 2010 11:57 pm
anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
Posts: 2131
Posted:
Apr 11 2010 11:59 pm
Happy Birthday!
Lawyers, Guns and Money
SoldierHawk
Moderator
Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6113
Posted:
Apr 12 2010 12:03 am
I think we can all agree that this is the best birthday thread any of us have had this year.
William Shakespeare wrote:
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
Posts: 966
Posted:
Apr 12 2010 12:04 am
I second that motion
Also, Hawk, check your inbox
<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
Why? Fuck you, that's why.
sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
Posted:
Apr 12 2010 12:09 am
Contempt makes everything better.
Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom.
username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
Posted:
Apr 12 2010 12:48 am
happy birthday man.
i guess we are assholes since you have been hinting at it this whole week.
