If you were running for office, what songs would use in your campaign and/or at your inauguration?
At my inauguration, I'd want them to play "Kiss Me, Son of God" by They Might Giants. Sorry for weird video, this was the only video with the original song dubbed over it and not some shitty cover:
"On the eve of my election, I say to my reflection "God please spare me more rejection!" because my peers they criticize me, and my ex-wives all despise me. Try to put it all behind me, but my redneck past keeps nipping at my heels."