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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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We've heard of games turning kids into murderous psychopaths, but we may be hearing of the first game giving a woman a sexual disorder. The U.K.'s Daily Star reports that Amanda Flowers has developed persistent sexual arousal syndrome since she damaged a nerve from falling off her Wii Fit board. "It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body," she said. "Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm." Now slight vibrations from cell phones or other devices reportedly have very pronounced effects on her libido.
This is definitely odd news, but it should be taken with a grain of salt -- or a bucket. Persistent sexual arousal syndrome (a distinct medical disorder, different from sexual addiction) is a little-known but serious problem. Many women report that it ruins sex for them in general by taking away the allure of normal sexual activity. The constancy of it can also become frustrating and painful. This doesn't sound consistent with comments from Flowers, who seems to be enjoying it. "Hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me," said Flowers.
Far be it from us to discount the woman's claim, especially since it's so entertaining. But the Daily Star teases that the full story can be found in Love It!, a weekly magazine insert with "real-life stories and celebs." It sounds like gossip to us, so make of it what you will. |
http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3178820
this sounds like BS to me as well, but then again, women can be very enigmatic, so who knows?
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
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I kind of found that funny.
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| iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
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| Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
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It is BS. PSAS is not a pleasant condition and if she really had it, she'd be begging someone to cure it, not joking about men. It has nothing to do with being amorous or permanently horny as it's like you getting a boner that never went down; it very quickly stops being sexy.
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
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I think I had this disorder between 1993-1995
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Alowishus
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| W. The U.K.'s Daily Star reports... |
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Worst newspaper ever. Just publishes total shit.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
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| It is BS. PSAS is not a pleasant condition and if she really had it, she'd be begging someone to cure it, not joking about men. It has nothing to do with being amorous or permanently horny as it's like you getting a boner that never went down; it very quickly stops being sexy. |
How do you know how it feels? I always thought you were a male panda. Looks like the forum pandas need to meet up and give us Sydlexia panda babies, then we can raise and fight them.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
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You all should get this woman's number for me.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Douche McCallister
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So you can see a woman orgasm in real life? 
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| W. The U.K.'s Daily Star reports... |
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Worst newspaper ever. Just publishes total shit. |
i had no clue. never read the paper, since i obviously do not reside in the UK
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
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So you can see a woman orgasm in real life?
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More like so you wouldn't have to do any work, and/or she orgasms from anything your filthy mind can come up with.
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
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How do you know how it feels? I always thought you were a male panda. Looks like the forum pandas need to meet up and give us Sydlexia panda babies, then we can raise and fight them. |
I am a male panda! I know because I did some research on the disorder for a Cracked pitch I was working on about ironic medical disorders. Everyone thinks being permanently aroused and able to have an orgasm at the drop of a hat would be awesome, but it's not. When you have an orgasm every 10 seconds, it's debilitating and painful.
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FNJ
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you guys ever notice how weird things like this always seem to come out of europe?
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
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| FNJ wrote: |
| you guys ever notice how weird things like this always seem to come out of europe? |
I think Japan beats everyone when it comes to weird shit.
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