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Soccer Penalty Kick Fail


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IceWarm
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PostPosted: Apr 07 2010 07:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/sow_experts/post/The-Michael-Jackson-spin-move-penalty-kick-does-?urn=sow,232257

This guy does a Michael Jackson like spin only for the goalie to intercept the ball. He would most likely have made the shot if he just kicked it since the goalie dove in the opposite direction originally. However with the spin it gave the goalie enough time to dive back and get the ball.


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PostPosted: Apr 07 2010 09:16 pm Reply with quote Back to top

That might be the funniest thing I've seen all day! Laughing


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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Apr 07 2010 09:38 pm Reply with quote Back to top

HAHAHA thats what that douchebag gets. if i saw someone doing that in indoor soccer... i probably wouldnt do anything cause i would be in the crowd, but it would definitely enrage me.


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PostPosted: Apr 08 2010 12:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This may have worked if he had sold it better. He should have kicked next to the ball and followed through a bit. Then, he spins through with the momentum of his legs, coming back around to kick the ball for real. Still not a glorious tactic, but it could be pulled off.


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Chile Guy
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Joined: Apr 14 2008
Location: Fortaleza, Brazil
PostPosted: Apr 08 2010 06:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Goddamn, that was on Brazil on some categoty nobody gives a shit about, and for a country that breathes soccer like here, that's very terrible.
But yeah, he went full retard on that one. Soccer isn't supposed to be played with flimsy, showboating moves like that.


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PostPosted: Apr 08 2010 09:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Its soccer.

Who cares?


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PostPosted: Apr 08 2010 10:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

RobotGumshoe wrote:
Its soccer.

Who cares?

ouch

very ouch


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Chile Guy
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PostPosted: Apr 08 2010 10:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

RobotGumshoe wrote:
Its soccer.

Who cares?


Billions of people.


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PostPosted: Apr 08 2010 10:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

especially w/the world cup only 2 months away


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Doddsino
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PostPosted: Apr 09 2010 01:19 am Reply with quote Back to top

You'd think he'd kick is harder
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Ice2SeeYou
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PostPosted: Apr 09 2010 01:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

It actually looked like a pretty good idea. The goalie totally bit on the fake. He just failed epically to tap it in.


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PostPosted: Apr 10 2010 01:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Chile Guy wrote:
RobotGumshoe wrote:
Its soccer.

Who cares?


Billions of people.

Billions of foreigners.


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Chile Guy
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PostPosted: Apr 10 2010 05:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

RobotGumshoe wrote:
Chile Guy wrote:
RobotGumshoe wrote:
Its soccer.

Who cares?


Billions of people.

Billions of foreigners.

Still more people than in America.


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