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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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lol i just read that. must be a slow news day. and it was so obvious
up next, water is wet
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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Well no shit.
This would've been pretty funny, if it was 12 years ago.
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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AtmanRyu
Title: The Wandering Dragon
Joined: Jun 25 2009
Location: Atlanta, GA
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He must really be desperate for attention if he finally decided to come out of the closet after all these years...
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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Yes water is wet and the pope is catholic and whatever people say when an obviously gay person comes out.
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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What blows is...tonight when I'm working out and listening to Ricky Martin songs on shuffle all I'm going to be thinking is, "These lyrics are such a lie!".
He's ruined everything now.
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
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Get it, you said blows.
Yeah, I don't care.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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What's a Ricky Martin?
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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I just assume everyone on TV is gay.
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
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I've kinda had that inkling that he liked the man-sausage since 1999... What finally tipped him off?
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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i had an inkling ever since he had long hair and was a huge hit in mexico.
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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I had an inkling ever since he used the word 'inkling' in an interview a while back...
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
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Ricky Martin record sales spike.....nnnnnnnnnow.
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Sydlexia.com - Where miserable bastards meet to call each other retards. |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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He was living la vida loca?
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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More like livin la anal poka
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
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| More like livin la anal poka |
Or givin' a bit-a boca.
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Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Ricky Martin can't be gay. Know why? He's a fucking robot. Seriously. Look at any picture of him. No human looks like that, and no robots have sex. Ergo? Ricky Martin is not gay. Just a robot that's starved for attention.
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| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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You saying there's no gay robots?
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Ash Burton
Title: AshRaiser
Joined: Nov 10 2008
Location: Florida
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Not that there's anything wrong with it.
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Ash is probably just home humping his SNES collection.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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| He's a fucking robot. No human looks like that, and no robots have sex. |
Um, what about the top-of-the-line Cylon models? He could be one of those...
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
Joined: Jun 04 2008
Location: Goldenrod City
Posts: 1419
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In other (semi) recent news, Mark McGwire admitted steroid use.
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<TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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Milhouse
Joined: Dec 19 2008
Location: Charlottesville, VA
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This is kind of a coincidence...I just planted three cherry trees. Soon my army of Ents will be complete...sissy cherry tree Ents...the Ricky Martin of Ents, if you will.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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i wonder if they would make a big deal if elton john came out and said he was straight
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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