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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight


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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
PostPosted: Jan 07 2010 12:12 am Reply with quote Back to top

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.

http://www.fmft.net/archives/BBC_NEWS.htm
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Jan 07 2010 12:17 am Reply with quote Back to top

Lol Classic. I can't ever get enough of this story. I wish there was a YouTube of it


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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
PostPosted: Jan 07 2010 12:18 am Reply with quote Back to top

I was actually about to delete it...as I was looking for more info on it...it turns out it's fake.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp

my fault folks...
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pineapple
Joined: Nov 11 2009
Location: Cajun Country
PostPosted: Jan 07 2010 01:57 am Reply with quote Back to top

What a bummer.
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
Location: Gulag
PostPosted: Jan 07 2010 01:59 am Reply with quote Back to top

You people are a bunch of heartless bastards. Very Happy


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pineapple
Joined: Nov 11 2009
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PostPosted: Jan 07 2010 02:05 am Reply with quote Back to top

Who wouldn't want to see 42 midgets getting chased by a huge lion? Rolling Eyes
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
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PostPosted: Jan 07 2010 02:08 am Reply with quote Back to top

True.


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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
PostPosted: Jan 07 2010 04:54 am Reply with quote Back to top

I will admit, when I originally read the story...I was chuckling pretty damn hard. After he kills about 10 of your comrades, you should probably run for the fucking hills.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
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PostPosted: Jan 07 2010 08:10 am Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah, you know it's fake because as soon as one guy started bleeding and getting his shit torn up, the other 41 midgets would have run away like motherfuckers.
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Ice2SeeYou
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Joined: Sep 28 2008
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PostPosted: Jan 07 2010 10:19 am Reply with quote Back to top

If they had an organized plan, I'd bet that 42 midgets could neutralize a lion.

The problem would be.....the first line of midgets who engages the lion are going to get their asses shredded. So they'd have to draw straws or something to determine who's going in first. Then the rest of them could pounce while Mufasa is distracted.


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FNJ
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Joined: Jun 07 2006
PostPosted: Jan 08 2010 12:52 am Reply with quote Back to top

Pandajuice wrote:
Yeah, you know it's fake because as soon as one guy started bleeding and getting his shit torn up, the other 41 midgets would have run away like motherfuckers.


midgets are prideful warriors. they would rather die in the ring than live with dishonor.


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Joined: Jul 30 2005
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PostPosted: Jan 08 2010 11:20 am Reply with quote Back to top

42 midgets could definitely take down a lion.

The reason the story is so believable is because pretty much anything goes in Southeast Asia. The fact that Gary Glitter managed to get himself kicked out of Cambodia and Vietnam, and was denied entry to Thailand and the Philliphines speaks volumes about just how bad of a fuck-up he is.
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phantasmzombie
Joined: May 22 2009
Location: Cincinnati, OH
PostPosted: Jan 08 2010 11:39 am Reply with quote Back to top

I was actually disappointed when I found out it didn't really happen.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
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PostPosted: Jan 08 2010 11:46 am Reply with quote Back to top

lol batman isnt depraved, we are


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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
PostPosted: Jan 08 2010 02:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Doddsino wrote:
I will admit, when I originally read the story...I was chuckling pretty damn hard. After he kills about 10 of your comrades, you should probably run for the fucking hills.

They would clearly be fueled with angry midget rage.
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Black Zarak
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PostPosted: Jan 08 2010 02:27 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Seriously, I'm so disappointed this isn't real.


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thomastrioxin
Title: the twenty dollar man
Joined: Jan 13 2010
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PostPosted: Jan 14 2010 10:52 am Reply with quote Back to top

what?! not real? i was getting ready to email this to everybody! then look for video footage! it would have been called "tiny town brawlers in "hold that lion"


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