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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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| fbi_investigation@usa.com wrote: |
Federal Bureau of Investigation
FBI Seattle Division
1110 Third Avenue
Seattle, Washington 98101-2904
Payment Code: R5109176K
Reg No: 132731593
(+1-206-203-4190)
Attention :,
This is to officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly investigated by the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with some Imposters claiming that they have your fund.
During our Investigation, we have fined out to know were your fund belong and who you are to contact in other for you to receive your fund without any delay ok.
Right now you are to contact the HSBC BANK in London, that is were we located your fund so you are advice to contact them on this information below, there are going to open an online account for you to transfer your fund of $1,000,000.00 successfully into your account ok.
You are advice to fill out your information and send to the HSBC BANK.
You’re Name ============
You’re Telephone Number =========
You’re Residence Address ======
You’re Personal Identity =====
Please note: as soon as you have fill out your information you are advice to send the HSBC BANK your information through the HSBC BANK mailing ID ( hsbcunitedbankplc2001@gmail.com )
Here is the contact information of the HSBC BANK in London.
Bank Name ======= HSBC BANK LONDON PLC,
Contact Name ======= PETER SAND.
Contact Email ======= ( hsbcunitedbankplc2001@gmail.com )
Direct Office Number ====== +447024077587.
You are advice to contact them immediately in other for you to receive your fund ok.
Please do not fail to keep me updated and let me know as soon as you have received your fund from HSBC BANK LONDON PLC,
Sincerely,
Steven M. Dean (Assistant Special Agent-in-Charge)
cc Robert Mueller (FBI Director) |
I'm usually a pretty cynical guy when it comes to e-mails. But when the FBI asks for "you're telephone", you damn well better give it to them.
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pineapple
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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You better listen to them, in other to get your money...
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FNJ
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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So does a giant London bank. And apparently the FBI has free reign over British banks.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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The FBI is also located in Washington DC, not Seattle. This is like a "How many things are wrong with this picture" activity for adults.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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It's the seattle division DUUUUH
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pineapple
Joined: Nov 11 2009
Location: Cajun Country
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| FNJ wrote: |
| the FBI uses Gmail? |
I was thinking the same exact thing.
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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: Where my computer is.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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At least they got the correct area code for Seattle
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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jackfrost
Title: Cold Hearted Bastard
Joined: Feb 21 2009
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You better watch out they might, "fined" out "were" you live ok.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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It's a million dollars though, the real question is, can you afford not to trust it?
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
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you are advice to fill out your information
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
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Location: Home of the lost towers
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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I like the classy misuse of advice and you're. 
You should forward this to the real FBI, I bet they'd love to know who's misappropriated their name for this little scam.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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They also need you to send them "You’re Personal Identity". I'm sure it's a scam because I know the FBI will never ask a superhero for their personal identity.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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| Blackout wrote: |
I like the classy misuse of advice and you're.
You should forward this to the real FBI, I bet they'd love to know who's misappropriated their name for this little scam. |
Who knows, you might even a get a cash reward from them.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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If your not going for it then I will, my bank accaount is 123... Oh wait I see what you did there.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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I always thought you bank account was 0110110100010...oh wait... 
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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Ah, I remember getting my first Nigerian email scam many many years ago...it made me laugh so hard I cried. I think I even saved it in my archives, I was so happy to finally have one of these emails I had heard so much about.
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| Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. |
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pineapple
Joined: Nov 11 2009
Location: Cajun Country
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Damn, I haven't ever gotten one of those Nigerian emails. I would probably save it too.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
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Shut up, Dorn
Title: White Chocolate
Joined: Jan 04 2008
Location: Grate Whyte Norf
Posts: 1179
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While reading this thread, I'm watching Brewster's Millions.
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pineapple
Joined: Nov 11 2009
Location: Cajun Country
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| pineapple wrote: |
| Damn, I haven't ever gotten one of those Nigerian emails. I would probably save it too. |
I'll forward you mine, if you want. All I'll need is your email address, password and PIN number, and its all yours.  |
Don't forget my social security number, bank number, etc right? Haha.
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
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It's like they're not even trying anymore.
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<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
Why? Fuck you, that's why. |
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