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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Rydog
Title: Dragon Slayer
Joined: Aug 11 2009
Location: Massachusetts
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
Location: Gulag
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Meh, porn stars are no challenge. It's like shoot at the side of a barn, you know you're gonna hit it.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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Unless your blind or spin in circles before doing so. I love how Tiger Woods' love life is important to us. I can only hope mine will be in the news some point in my life, and not in the "local man has penis cut off with knife by wife" sorta way.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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This Tiger Woods coverage is pissing me off, it's taking up valuable John and Kate coverage.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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Well, he is half black and half Asian. I am willing to bet that he got the black genes for his junk. Or at least women hope he does. That, and he has a shit load of cash. If he gave me 2% of what he is worth, I'd probably fuck him lol
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ChiSoxFan
Title: Chicago Sports Fan
Joined: May 11 2009
Location: Chicago, IL
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| This Tiger Woods coverage is pissing me off, it's taking up valuable John and Kate coverage. |
We just FINALLY got rid of them. Now you want them BACK?
Why stop there? Let's go back to Octomom and give her the attention (and money) she so badly desires.
I understand you were being facetious, but GOD, those people annoyed the ever-living fuck out of me.
Anyway, I can at least understand Tiger being under this microscope since, you know, he's one of the best in the world at something.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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Yeah but his personal life is fucking boring. Is anyone really surprised at all this?
"This just in...Sports Star fucks women. Details at 8"
Who cares.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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I think it's awesome that we're up to a count of 11. This is no ordinary sex scandal where a dude cheats on his wife with some escort a couple times. 11 different women and he managed to keep them quiet for three years. That's badass.
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Deadmau_5pra
Title: Amatuer film/podcaster
Joined: Feb 10 2009
Location: Chicago Area
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Yeah but his personal life is fucking boring. Is anyone really surprised at all this?
"This just in...Sports Star fucks women. Details at 8"
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This.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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| Meh, porn stars are no challenge. It's like shoot at the side of a barn, you know you're gonna hit it. |
Well, it's weird. The man could be cheating on his wife with real women. Instead, he's got two porn stars in his harem. And not A-list porn stars, either. We're talking textbook skanks. Holly Sampson is 36, Joslyn James is 32. And 30 years old is like 60 years old in porn star years.
And why do we care? Because he's Tiger Woods. He's this talented, photogenic, nonthreatening athlete who looks like he has cookies and milk for dessert every night. When Wilt Chamberlain bragged about his sexual exploits, it was a a badge of honor for him. The man never married, or ever thought about marriage. Wilt was who he was, no apologies. And people respected him for that. But when you lie, it becomes an issue. If Tiger had been Tiger Woods: Whore-Chasing Rock Star Golfer from day one, there'd be no issue. But instead, he chose to be Tiger Woods: Nike Salesman. So fuck him for lying to us. But mostly, fuck him for making some poor girl believe he was capable of monogamy when he wasn't.
Also, I demand a whore-chasing game in Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Also, I demand a whore-chasing game in Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2011. |
I would actually buy that.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| Unless your blind or spin in circles before doing so. I love how Tiger Woods' love life is important to us. I can only hope mine will be in the news some point in my life, and not in the "local man has penis cut off with knife by wife" sorta way. |
This.
Also, everyone does realize that most of those bimbos are making this shit up anyway, in hopes of some kind of court settlement right?
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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Well you can always assume half of them are. Always.
It still blows my mind that people really care this much and feel betrayed. Betrayed? He's a fucking golf player man, for gods sake let him do his thing, he fucking deserves it. I realize there isn't much else to do this time of year but good lord, there is actual real things going on in the world that directly affect people.
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
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I'm sure most of these women are coming out of the woodwork in hopes to get a settlement.
Pretty soon the rape accusations will follow.
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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If I were Tiger all the women in the world could come forward and say I had sex with them. Once you reach this point there is no point in trying to keep people "quiet", your marriage is over, just let the dumb bitch tell her story and be done with it. Wouldn't see a dime from me.
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
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| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| If I were Tiger all the women in the world could come forward and say I had sex with them. Once you reach this point there is no point in trying to keep people "quiet", your marriage is over, just let the dumb bitch tell her story and be done with it. Wouldn't see a dime from me. |
Good point. It's not like he couldn't find another wife who wants to ride the money train, should he decide he wants one.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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| Ice2SeeYou wrote: |
| Pretty soon the rape accusations will follow. |
Tiger Woods raped me! And he made me wear one of his green jackets and he kept calling me Jack Nicklaus. It was awful. 
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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I wish a celebrity would fly off the handle and do something completely clown shit insane, like riding a moose through a shopping mall buck naked and smeared in cocaine, throwing pies at shoppers then dismounting and forcibly having their way with a mall cop. The complete banality of these so called SHOCKING HIJINKS that keep getting placement as actual news both irritate and angrify me.
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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
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I don't expect TOO many more to show up. He's only trained to play 18 holes.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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You're ridiculous! 
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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the look on his face in the new game's box art makes this funnier...
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Duncan
Title: Misanthrope
Joined: May 18 2007
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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pineapple
Joined: Nov 11 2009
Location: Cajun Country
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Wow Duncan. Going up and beyond I see.
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