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i think several topics kind of derailed into global warming, but i couldnt find a specific one. anyhow:
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FNJ
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the zombie survival topic was pretty successful. I think this should be a topic on how to survive global warming.
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Doddsino
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Global warming is a fraud. While we as humans are responsible for many things that happen to the environment, warming up the planet isn't one of them. The planet goes through cycles, the last of which took place for over a few hundred years and nicknamed the "Little Ice Age" which ended in the mid-19th century. Is there anything we can do about it? Well, fighting mother nature is pretty fucking difficult. Gore has put forth the idea that U.S. tax payers pay a "carbon tax" which basically keeps tabs on all energy we use. So let's say that global warming DID "exist", it would still be a fucking problem, since it's China who puts out thousands of times the amount of greenhouse gases. Gore is a fucking idiot.
And I can't stand that Fox correspondant though, he's pretty fucking obnoxious.
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Ba'al
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In all honesty, my belief nowadays is that global warming is a tool for money-grubbing fat politicians to bait hippies, environmentalists, and other nicer people to vote for them.
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Blackout
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If I worked at the news desk I would have been tempted to have it say over 9000 scientists.
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sidewaydriver
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Global warming? More like global boring.
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i was originally going to call the thread "take THAT al gore" but i decided to generalize it instead
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Doddsino
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I think most people are wise to his schemes by now
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When they show his movie "The Inconvenient Truth" in schools in the U.K. they have to show the students a disclaimer because of all the inconsistencies and whoppers. I know he is fond of saying "the debate is over" but apparently it is not if thousands of scientists with P.h D.s question the science behind it.
It just seems like everything they come up with to tackle climate change is exactly what the opposition says it is, a money racket. Is cap & trade going to make the earth cleaner? Probably not, but one thing we can count on is higher taxes that will be passed down to consumers.
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Doddsino
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Yeah, Gore really is a retard if "the debate is over", how can it be over when there wasn't even a debate to begin with. Just take your ball and go home? What a pussy!
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lavalarva
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Whenever they say "if we continue like this, this is what Earth will look like in x years", if x is bigger than 1, it's complete bullshit. They barely can predict anything one year in advance.
What CO2 (and a lot of other stuff) could do though, is pollute the air (smog and all that shit). Don't they already have "oxygen booths" in Mexico City?
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I love how on an inconvenient truth he has the animation of the glass over-flowing when the ice in it melts. The ice has already displaced the water so regardless of wether or not it melts the level should stay the same.
well unless some part of the ice was out of the water but i dont remember that in the animation
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Syd Lexia
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"Future generations will wonder in bemused amazement that the early 21st century’s developed world went into hysterical panic over a globally averaged temperature increase of a few tenths of a degree, and, on the basis of gross exaggerations of highly uncertain computer projections combined into implausible chains of inference, proceeded to contemplate a roll-back of the industrial age”. - Richard Lindzen, MIT
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lavalarva
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- For the same mass, Ice has a volume 8% lower than water
- An iceberg is 90% underwater
With some math, I got that, if a iceberg melts completely (including the part underwater, which is fucking huge), the water level will raise by 20% of the tip of the iceberg.
And if Antartica melted completely, the water level would lower, because almost all the ice is underwater.
So yeah, the water overflowing from a glass because ice melt in it is a stupid idea. Just try placing a full water bottle in the freezer. It won't take long before it breaks.
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anorexorcist
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IT"S COMMING! JESUS SAVE US!
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You guys have no idea what you're talking about, the polar bears are coming here! There's one outside my window...aRghghggh...its got me......algoreisanidiot....help meeeee
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Doddsino wrote: |
Global warming is a fraud. While we as humans are responsible for many things that happen to the environment, warming up the planet isn't one of them. The planet goes through cycles, the last of which took place for over a few hundred years and nicknamed the "Little Ice Age" which ended in the mid-19th century. Is there anything we can do about it? Well, fighting mother nature is pretty fucking difficult. Gore has put forth the idea that U.S. tax payers pay a "carbon tax" which basically keeps tabs on all energy we use. So let's say that global warming DID "exist", it would still be a fucking problem, since it's China who puts out thousands of times the amount of greenhouse gases. Gore is a fucking idiot.
And I can't stand that Fox correspondant though, he's pretty fucking obnoxious. |
Firstly let me say i find what your saying to be a total mockery of what i study. I don't mean this to be rude but most people who read about climate change don't have a wide enough understanding of ecology and climatology to make a firm opinion on this which i can take seriously, sorry i respect your effort but it's me talking to you about some topic that i know little about and you know alot like i dunno maybe you like soccer i never watch it and i think its crap, my opinion doesn't really count because i don't know enough about it so this is no way a personal attack. What you read in the papers, see on the news is political, it's not based on actual science which is why i can't really find much credibility in what your saying. I am still an undergrad and technically my opinion is not much better than yours but at least mine is grounded by theory.
What your saying is correct that the climate change on the earth is natural. It has occurred, is occuring now and will continue to occur till the end of time but to say that humans don't play a part in climate change now is stupid and ignorant. Sure climate change is effecting by sun spot cycles, continental drift etc. but it is also effected by humanity. Carbon Dioxide in the atmosphere traps heat in the earth. Do humans create Carbon Dioxide be it by burning of fossil fuels or whatever? Yes they do. ERGO Humans have an effect. Now if we harp back to what we were saying originally climate change will occur naturally but human beings aren't exactly stopping it by dumping CO2 into the atmosphere are they. - The sentence i have just wrote is the exact reason why people try to do stuff about climate change.
Irrespective of it occuring naturally humans are still exacerbating the problem. So if we reduce CO2 emissions we are therefore reducing the effects it will have. It's pretty common sense to think that if we increase emissions and just do whatever we want the temperatures will increase as CO2 increases which means more effects while if we reduce emissions, CO2 decreases and temperatures will decrease. So the battle against climate change isn't what your saying fighting mother nature. It's trying to reduce the influence we are having an trying to prepare for the natural changes which will occur.
I also CANNOT emphasise enough that any small change in an ecosystem will totally fuck it up. Syd posted that we would be laughing in the future at our "idiocy" for a half degree change, you don't really understand.
Let me put it this way. This is not climate related but its a similar thing related to my point:
You know the way your not allowed to introduce foreign species to an unnatural habitat? Like that Simpsons episode with the frog or whatever. It's the exact same thing here. The historical example (i can't remember were it was i will dig it up if you are interested) is were in the 17/18th century travellers landed their ships on islands and the rats from the ships entered the population were they never existed and started killing all the flightless birds there meaning there's a sharp change in the ecosystem, meaning that say the birds decline, the rats increase, lets say the birds ate some i dunno weird grass. That grass would increase. Is there other things which eat this grass - then they increase. You see this is how one small thing can fuck everything up, this is the basis for extinction and why there is conservation - not necessarily a good thing but thats a different story for another time.
You can clearly see that a small change has an effect so like the rats a small change in temperature has an effect. An increase worldwide in temperature by a few degrees will melt ice, ice generally is fresh water meaning that there's an increase in fresh water in the oceans - salt water. This effects thermohaline movement of water and how much heat water can hold. This effects global weather. El Nino i am sure you all know about occurs between Australia and South America it effects the weather in Ireland. The largest soil erosion event in Europe by severe weather conditions is directly related to El Nino something which happens at the other side of the world. The world is a giant system just like that small ecosystem with the rats, it's like the butterfly effect you do one thing at one place and it effects another. To say that oh its China dumping all the carbon into the atmosphere is true that they do add alot into the atmosphere but that cannot be ignored as it effects all over here as well. Think of winds how they move around the world. How sand can be lifted in Africa and dumped from the sky in the UK. This is a serious issue which cannot be blown over.
I just read what lavalarva is saying, this is my point about understanding and what you read in the papers. Climate change isn't just "OH NOES THE ICE IS MELTING". Sure flooding is a problem but like i said above it's not so much the quantity of water but what's in the water which is the problem. So maths isn't much use here buddy. You all get wrapped up in ice melting and CO2 as being the problems here. Theres alot lot lot lot lot lot more to it than that. They just don't tell you about it on the 6 o clock news. So thinking that its all a load of shit because you've found a loop hole in the CO2, ice melting theory doesn't mean it's not true because I'm afraid theres alot you don't know and that we still don't know.
Looking back at your original statement it's a total contradiction of what you later say. You say global warming is a fraud yet you state that the earth warms naturally. That is still global warming.
I hope i have made it clear how serious this issue actually is. Climate is unpredictable. 58% of people in N.Ireland don't believe in climate change. The topic came up in my work today and the guy said he didn't believe it cause "there were hot summers in the 70s". There are many factors effecting it not just one single thing and they all operate at different times. So you can see that humans plus natural change = serious problems.
So like i said at the start I'm not being a dick here I'm just saying that the politics of the situation is not the way to think of this but the science of it and what you read in the papers is just scare tactics 99% of the time.
If you have any questions or abuse to give me just reply to me haha. Not my most coherent argument as I am wrecked. I look forward to responses tomorrow. Peace out.
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Syd Lexia
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Alowishus wrote: |
I also CANNOT emphasise enough that any small change in an ecosystem will totally fuck it up. Syd posted that we would be laughing in the future at our "idiocy" for a half degree change, you don't really understand. |
First, let me say that the guy I quoted is a legitimate. He is an accomplished climate scientist, to the point where he has a Wikipedia entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Lindzen#Global_warming
Secondly, you pulled a bait and switch. You started off saying that any small change in an ecosystem would fuck it up. However, you failed to ever provide a historic example of that. The examples you DID provide (the introduction of a new predator, or the introduction of a species with no natural predator in the ecosystem) are MAJOR changes. It's hard to compare global warming to that. Between 1900 and 2000, the global temperature average increased 1.33 degrees Farenheit (0.78 degrees Celsius). The change was neither a significant or a sudden one, and as a result, its effects on ecosystems are hard to gauge. But because it was a slow, steady increase, there was ample time for populations to acclimatize themselves to the changes.
Also, the Simpsons frog scenario was a direct parody of a very real, very famous case of foreign animal introductions gone critically wrong: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbits_in_australia
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UsaSatsui
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Hey, the damn island has nothing that eats rabbits on it. Of course we want to live there.
As for the global warming thing, right now the only thing I know is that I'm sick and fucking tired of hearing about it.
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Ross Rifle
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Alowishus,
I couldn't take what you said seriously because you used the wrong form of 'affect'. Sorry.
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sidewaydriver
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Who cares if it's real or not anyway? By the time it seriously fucks up the Earth, we'll have already moved to Mars. Earth is so 2008.
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Doddsino wrote: |
Global warming is a fraud. While we as humans are responsible for many things that happen to the environment, warming up the planet isn't one of them. The planet goes through cycles, the last of which took place for over a few hundred years and nicknamed the "Little Ice Age" which ended in the mid-19th century. |
Past changes in climate aren't just the result of internal variability of the climate system. Something has to trigger these changes. The Little Ice Age for example was caused by a combination of factors that include the Maunder Minimum and increased volcanic activity. The 100,000-year ice age cycles are explained by Milankovitch Theory. In numerous detection and attribution studies (see IPCC AR4, chapter 9 for an overview) scientists have investigated whether the causes of past climate change such as increased solar activity can explain the current warming. The answer is that this is very unlikely. Considering the multiple lines of evidence that point towards GHGs as the major cause of the recent warming anybody claiming that this warming is natural will have to provide a forcing mechanism that can account for the majority of the increase in global average temperature over the last 150 years.
Also, as it happens, two days ago The Copenhagen Diagnosis was published, which provides an update on the status of the peer-reviewed literature on climate change since IPCC AR4. It has the following to say about the Little Ice Age and natural causes for global warming ( PDF, page 48):
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Are we just in a natural warming phase, recovering from the “little ice age”?
No. A “recovery” of climate is not a scientific concept, since the climate does not respond like a pendulum that swings back after it was pushed in one direction. Rather, the climate responds like a pot of water on the stove: it can only get warmer if you add heat, according to the most fundamental law of physics, conservation of energy. The Earth’s heat budget (its radiation balance) is well understood. By far the biggest change in the radiation balance over the past 50 years, during which three quarters of global warming has occurred, is due to the human-caused increase in greenhouse gas concentrations (see above). Natural factors have had a slightly cooling effect during this period.
Global temperatures are now not only warmer than in the 16th-19th centuries, sometimes dubbed the “the little ice age” (although this term is somewhat misleading in that this largely regional phenomenon has little in common with real ice ages). Temperatures are in fact now globally warmer than any time in the past 2000 years – even warmer than in the “medieval optimum” a thousand years ago (see Figure 19). This is a point that all global climate reconstructions by different groups of researchers, based on different data and methods, agree upon. |
Doddsino wrote: |
it's China who puts out thousands of times the amount of greenhouse gases |
CO2 Emissions for 2006:
China: 6,103,493 kT
United States: 5,752,289 kT
European Union: 3,914,359 kT
Therefore China has 1.06 times the CO2 emssions of the US and 1.55 times the emissions of the EU. Unless they emit some serious methane over there, that's hardly indicative of the thousands of times the amount of greenhouse gases that you claim they produce.
Of course it's silly to compare absolute numbers. The more people a country has the more CO2 it will emit. Asking China to have the same emissions as the US or Europe would be like asking the US to have the same absolute emissions as Germany. So let's take a look at the per capita emissions:
United States: 18,68 T/per capita
European Union: 7,83 T/per capita
China: 4,57 T/per capita
Here the US has 4.08 times the emissions/per capita of China, the EU 1.71 times.
That's enough for now. Maybe I'll deal with some of the other posts later in the day when I got some work done.
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I remember hearing somewhere that one bad volcanic eruption spews more shit into the atmosphere than humans could possibly hope to replicate in 100 years.
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Alowishus
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
Alowishus wrote: |
I also CANNOT emphasise enough that any small change in an ecosystem will totally fuck it up. Syd posted that we would be laughing in the future at our "idiocy" for a half degree change, you don't really understand. |
First, let me say that the guy I quoted is a legitimate. He is an accomplished climate scientist, to the point where he has a Wikipedia entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Lindzen#Global_warming
Secondly, you pulled a bait and switch. You started off saying that any small change in an ecosystem would fuck it up. However, you failed to ever provide a historic example of that. The examples you DID provide (the introduction of a new predator, or the introduction of a species with no natural predator in the ecosystem) are MAJOR changes. It's hard to compare global warming to that. Between 1900 and 2000, the global temperature average increased 1.33 degrees Farenheit (0.78 degrees Celsius). The change was neither a significant or a sudden one, and as a result, its effects on ecosystems are hard to gauge. But because it was a slow, steady increase, there was ample time for populations to acclimatize themselves to the changes.
Also, the Simpsons frog scenario was a direct parody of a very real, very famous case of foreign animal introductions gone critically wrong: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbits_in_australia |
Okay that's one climate scientist out of millions that believe climate change is real. Good for him that he thinks that.
Prove to me that the addition of a new predator to an environment is a major change. My point still stands irrespective of how big the change is it's the same principle. Any change no matter how big will have an effect on an ecosystem. Just because like you said an effect is hard to gauge does not mean that there was no effect at all. What i am talking about is not really how species react to climate change I am talking about about how the environment is effected by climate change. What you have stated is that populations can acclimatize themselves. I am referring to the effects on ice here.
To Ross Rifle - I wrote that having been up for over 24 hours. I'm sorry if i misspelled a word.
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Ice2SeeYou wrote: |
I remember hearing somewhere that one bad volcanic eruption spews more shit into the atmosphere than humans could possibly hope to replicate in 100 years. |
yup. Nuclear winter. I can't link it since I'm on my iPod.
And thank you to Tyop for all that info
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