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anorexorcist
Title: Polar Bear
Joined: May 21 2008
Location: The Cock and Plucket
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pineapple
Joined: Nov 11 2009
Location: Cajun Country
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lavalarva
2011 SNES Champ
Joined: Dec 04 2006
Posts: 1929
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Ah, okay. I honestly wondered what the hell a card accident was,
Well, at least it doesn't seem too bad. He makes golf more interesting. I'm always rooting for the guy who has some chance of winning against him.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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Never been a golf guy, but he is the face of golf as Anorexorcist said.
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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I've gotta read things more closely, this was the first thing that I read:
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| Tiger Woods sustained fatal cuts in a minor car accident early Friday |
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Sexton Hardcastle
Title: The Supreme Element
Joined: Apr 01 2006
Location: Maine
Posts: 514
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When I first read this topic I assumed he was in some freak accident while signing his score card or something.
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
Joined: Mar 02 2008
Location: Uranus
Posts: 2286
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That would've been one hell of a paper cut.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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He smashed his way out with a golf club. 
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Chile Guy
Title: Token Latino Otaku
Joined: Apr 14 2008
Location: Fortaleza, Brazil
Posts: 479
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Card accidents are a very silly way to sustain injuries, ain't it?
Anyways, hope he gets well soon. He has yet to win the Olympic gold medal in Rio de Janeiro 2016!
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Rydog
Title: Dragon Slayer
Joined: Aug 11 2009
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 1511
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| He smashed his way out with a golf club. |
Actually, his smoking hot wife smashed the window with a golf club. This will blow over, he is smart enough to keep his mouth shut and I heard alcohol wasn't involved.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
Posts: 2747
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I think it's kind of funny at how much the media was playing this up as well. Even when I'd seen that his publicist came out and said he was fine, had already been released, there were news outlets talking about him having sustained severe injuries. Must've been a slow news day.
On the flip side, know what Tiger needs for Christmas this year?
A new driver.
And... I hate myself.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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I don't want to hear about some minor bullshit like this. Now if he gets attacked by an alligator while golfing, let me know. ASAP.
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YouSoPringles
Title: Mister Scoops Himself
Joined: Nov 30 2009
Location: Richmond, VA
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/golf/8383782.stm
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Golf star Tiger Woods 'injured in car accident'
Breaking news
Golfer Tiger Woods is in a serious condition after being involved in a car accident in Florida, according to the Orlando Sentinel newspaper.
Police have not confirmed reports of the crash, in which the golfer's car reportedly struck a fire hydrant.
The Associated Press news agency, quoting the Florida Highway Patrol, says the star was pulling out of his driveway in his 2009 Cadillac sport utility vehicle at the time.
Details are still emerging.
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After the whole Phelps toking up situation I believe America is finally beginning to see that all these sports stars are not good role models after all.
(Hint Hint: He was drunk driving (which is why he has yet to submit to an interview with the Florida police explaining his one-man-accident) and ran into a fire hydrant, a very juvenile car accident.)
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Rydog
Title: Dragon Slayer
Joined: Aug 11 2009
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 1511
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Why don't you go check out the sports forum. We talk about stuff sports related there.
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YouSoPringles
Title: Mister Scoops Himself
Joined: Nov 30 2009
Location: Richmond, VA
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My fault. I actually scanned over the forum looking for a sports area but I guess I just passed over it.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16123
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no stress homie. the mods can merge the threads, and welcome to the forums too
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Rydog
Title: Dragon Slayer
Joined: Aug 11 2009
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 1511
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Yeah dude, welcome! Can I have some Pringles?
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YouSoPringles
Title: Mister Scoops Himself
Joined: Nov 30 2009
Location: Richmond, VA
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Appreciate the hospitality guys. I hate being "that guy" hahahaha.
And yeah, scoops for all, as long as you have a "curleh mustacheee"
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Rydog
Title: Dragon Slayer
Joined: Aug 11 2009
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 1511
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This Tiger Woods story is so fucking bizarre....WTF happened? He got in a car accident and three fucking girlfriends get uncovered? I don't get how all this came about. I feel bad for him, I mean he didn't break any laws or anything and he is now tainted forever.
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
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| This Tiger Woods story is so fucking bizarre....WTF happened? He got in a car accident and three fucking girlfriends get uncovered? I don't get how all this came about. I feel bad for him, I mean he didn't break any laws or anything and he is now tainted forever. |
Oh look, there's Tiger Woods, the nice, well mannered, soft spoken, millionare, good guy, face of golf. This generations Michael Jordan sans the public personal issues. He just got in a wreck. Let's use this to expose the skeletons in his closets and ruin his like!
I get on the internet and the first thing I see is this:
Perez Hilton's advice for Tiger Woods
The self-proclaimed "Queen of All Media" weighs in on the Tiger Woods scandal, saying the golfing legend needs to come clean about his personal life, however uncomfortable. "If he comes clean, he'll go back to being boring," Hilton says.
Are you kidding me? That's the worst advice ever. These fuckers get their rocks off by ruining peoples lives. I wish some rich asshole would start following these tabloid fuckers around with cameras and print rumors about them and shit just to fuck with them and show them what its like. I guarantee when the tables are turned, they aren't going to like it much. Sorry, but I really hate this tabloid, TMZ, Perez Hilton, celebrity stalking bullshit.
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
Location: Gulag
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| I wish some rich asshole would start following these tabloid fuckers around with cameras and print rumors about them and shit just to fuck with them and show them what its like. I guarantee when the tables are turned, they aren't going to like it much. Sorry, but I really hate this tabloid, TMZ, Perez Hilton, celebrity stalking bullshit. |
I guarantee you I will be doing this if I am ever rich and/or famous.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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What's sad is people eat this shit up...they love gossip and all that nonsense, because it gives them something to talk about because their lives are so fucking shitty.
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scamrock
Title: Space Bastard
Joined: Jan 26 2008
Location: Planet Druidia
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| What's sad is people eat this shit up...they love gossip and all that nonsense, because it gives them something to talk about because their lives are so fucking shitty. |
It isn't for me, but I don't mind celebrity gossip if it is in good taste. Like I said, I could give a fuck, but I suppose I can understand the appeal of celebrity lives. But what I absolutely can't stand are the tabloids and the paparazzi. Those poor Gosselin kids are going to look back at their childhood to see how their parents were drug through the mud by these jackoffs. Or the fucking paparazzi crowding somebody's car so they can't leave or chasing people at high speeds in a car. But when somebody starts crowding them, they file lawsuits.
I would hire private detectives to get all of the dirt on the people in charge of the tabloids and blackmail them.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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idk, i think celebrity gossip and reality tv are one and the same. (even though i like the ultimate fighter)
my life is not so boring that i have to start worrying about other peoples lives. people i never met or will ever meet
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