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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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That Nene Anegasaki, she's a charmer. She's also a video game character from extreme dating sim Love Plus, now wedded to a flesh and blood gamer.
The two were married when a man brought his DS along with a copy of Love Plus to a church in Guam. There's no word on honeymoon plans, but the two will be holding a small reception for family, close friends and the internet on November 22nd. (Seriously, there will be a webcam and stuff.)
It just goes to show, the power of Woman has no bounds. Stick her in a digital fortress, simplify her beauty to Nintendo DS rendering limits and give her a shrill, anime voice. Woman will triumph all the same.
http://gizmodo.com/5409175/guy-marries-video-game-we-dont-judge
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
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So if he dies...who inherits his comic book collection and Hentai pornography?
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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Well, at least it's technically a woman, and not some pokemon or something..
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
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| Pandajuice wrote: |
| Well, at least it's technically a woman, and not some pokemon or something.. |
Sometimes both...
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Adrock4
Title: Mostly Lurks, Now
Joined: Sep 13 2009
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 427
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Sure beats dying alone, right?
Right?
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Sedix19
Title: ~Baffling Artist~
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Location: U.S.A.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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| Adrock4 wrote: |
| Sure beats dying alone, right? |
He will die alone.
From the sound of things though, he's already dead.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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not as bad as the guy who played WoW so much that he died.
like, seriously, the world of warcraft is so engrossing that you can't stop to piss or eat?
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
Posts: 1418
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That's. . . interesting. . . 
And pretty funny. 
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
| Lexiabot9000 wrote: |
| Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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Rydog
Title: Dragon Slayer
Joined: Aug 11 2009
Location: Massachusetts
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At least he is only taking himself down, most people drag someone with them.
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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
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I didn't even know this kind of thing was legal.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
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| Hacker wrote: |
| I didn't even know this kind of thing was legal. |
The door's wide open for you now, Hacker.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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| Hacker wrote: |
| I didn't even know this kind of thing was legal. |
It was in Guam, who knows what sort of laws they have over there.
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
Location: Gulag
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Why pick Nene? There are many more desirable things than an anime peusdo-loli.
...Then again, he did marry a video game.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Wow. also:
I bet that was the most depressing wedding ever. Any word on what his parents think about all this?
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
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| Eddie_Hyde wrote: |
Why pick Nene? There are many more desirable things than an anime peusdo-loli.
...Then again, he did marry a video game. |
At this rate, he might as well have married Birdo. That's how depressing it is.
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| iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
| Lexiabot9000 wrote: |
| Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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The way Birdo's mouth is, I'd marry her too.
If I didn't already know that Birdo used to be a transvestite male named Ostro.
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Deadmau_5pra
Title: Amatuer film/podcaster
Joined: Feb 10 2009
Location: Chicago Area
Posts: 1126
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So what happens when theres a power outage?
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
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| SpraCoalee wrote: |
| So what happens when theres a power outage? |
We pray
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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
Posts: 2889
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You can DO that?
Hell, bring Smackdown vs Raw to the wedding and marry Mickie James at least Then its at least pseudo real.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
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Mickie? I'm not really into women who have beef curtains. Although I used to have a crush on the old Tori, so who am I to judge?
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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If I had to marry a videogame character I think I would go for Cammy (SSF2) or Christie (DOA); at least then I would have someone who could protect my nerd ass from getting beat up by all the people making fun of me for marrying a videogame character.
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Posts: 1319
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This thread suddenly got even more sad.
Congratulations, no-lifers.
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You should totally check out the IRC channel.
While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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| I now bestow upon you the title of Most Awesome Person. |
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