So, out of boredom at work, I came up with this insanely complex card combo that will let you instant win any magic game against any number of players:

You need in play:

Experiment Kraj
Mycosynth Lattice
Jace Beleren
Dragon Blood

And, in your hand:

Battlegrowth
Karn's Touch

(Or instead of Karn's Touch in hand, you could have a Xenic Poltergeist in play.)

Once all 6 of these are in posistion, you win the game, via:

Mycosynth Lattice makes every card an artifact in addition to it's other types.
Play either Karn's Touch or the activated ability of Xenic Poltergeist on Jace, which turns him into a 3/3 Artifact Planeswalker Creature.
Play Battlegrowth on Jace to give him a +1/+1 counter.
Now, Experiment Kraj can use the activated abilities of Jace, however since Kraj is not a planeswalker, he is not restricted by the one ability per turn rule.
So, you can then make everyone draw cards to add 2 loyalty counters each time on Kraj. Once you have enough, use the -10 ability and make each opponent Mill 20 cards, until they have no more libraries. Then use the +2 = everyone draws one more time.

WIN!

Anybody else ever come up with retarded combos such as this, that would work, but be insane to actually play?

Well, hell. When did they change that?

I guess it makes sense, but still...

I love loopholes.

lordsathien wrote:

Pariah and Cho-Manno/Inviolability.

I prefer Pariah and Stufy Doll, it's funnier.

"Quit hitting yourself."

Imperious Perfect + Llanowar Elves + Intruder Alarm

My group hates this combo of mine, and I never play the deck much anymore because it feels cheap to play.

Another fun one:
1 Mountain => 4 Rite of Flames => Dragonstorm => 4 Bogardan Hellkites = Instatnt Kill on one player and you get 4 5/5 Flyers in one punch.

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

Black Zarak wrote: It's not tricky, but everyone hates you for it; Platinum Angel and Darksteel Forge We had that happen in a multiplayer game recently. The turn before someone drew a bounce spell for the angel, the guy dropped a SECOND Platinum Angel. Pain in the ass.

Steal Artifact is your best friend.

I just built a new one that consistes of Purity, Sanguine Bond, Pestilence, Eldrazi Monument, and lots of cheap fodder.

So, you don't have to look it up:

Purity turns any non-combat damage directed at me into life. Sanguine Bond damages opponent for each point of life I get. Pestilence does 1 damage to every creature and player for each Black mana I pump into it. Eldrazi makes all my creatures indestructable.

So every time I pump into Pestilence, it hurts my opponets and their creatures. My creatures shrug it off, I gain life, and deal more damage to another player. Quite fun.