There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24869
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Nov 08 2009 08:38 pm
Van Halen - Pretty Woman. A great cover, but easily their worst video. Probably one of the most embarrassing videos of the entire decade. I guarantee this whole thing was Dave's idea. I also guarantee Dave did his own makeup for that final scene, because it looks like a five year old did it:
And although it isn't obscure, the awkward shots of the band make this, I think, the most awkward and terrible video of all time. Watch and cringe in horror.
Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
One such that by him the city shall be opened to us.
Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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Posted:
Nov 14 2009 10:08 pm
Zodiac Mindwarp - Prime Mover
Incidentally, Zodiac Mindwarp wrote "Feed My Frankenstein", the song Alice Cooper performs in Wayne's World.
Yes, it's an Alice Cooper cover. And the video is ridiculous. Most notably, check out the use of a thought bubble 22 seconds into the clip. Also, check out the lead singer's horrible Donny Osmondesque outfit. This video is from 1986; didn't he realize the 70s were over?
There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
FNJ
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Posts: 12294
Posted:
Jan 05 2010 11:29 pm
I don't think this one was posted, and I don't know how you all missed this. Even Freddy Kreuger has nightmares about this video.
Chile Guy
Title: Token Latino Otaku
Joined: Apr 14 2008
Location: Fortaleza, Brazil
Posts: 479
Posted:
Jan 06 2010 10:39 am
Chile Guy
Title: Token Latino Otaku
Joined: Apr 14 2008
Location: Fortaleza, Brazil
Posts: 479
Posted:
Jan 06 2010 10:40 am
Stupid double post
pineapple
Joined: Nov 11 2009
Location: Cajun Country
Posts: 1511
Posted:
Feb 04 2010 02:26 am
JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
Posted:
Oct 13 2010 01:20 am
There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
Boonjovi
Title: Electric Sex Pants
Joined: Dec 30 2009
Posts: 199
Posted:
Oct 14 2010 06:52 pm
Yeah.. This.. Nuff said?
"If you try to fix violence, with more violence, all you do is create violence" - Tom DeLonge.
SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
Posts: 1831
Posted:
Oct 14 2010 08:11 pm
Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3112
Posted:
Oct 15 2010 06:37 pm
I present you with a special bottle of single malt, aged-twelve-years, '80s buttrock.
So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
Posted:
Jun 15 2012 09:42 pm
It's 1990, but fuck it I'm counting it. And bumping this thread because the forums are dead.
Reinhart_x
Title: Master of nothing
Joined: Oct 06 2009
Location: Ohio
Posts: 228
Posted:
Jul 16 2012 06:41 pm
I support your bump, Josh. I have a couple of 80s greats myself.
Oingo Boingo - Weird Science
Awesome movie, awesome song and band. Terrible video IMO. Only redeeming quality is the shots of that hot chick they create in the movie. Man she was hot. That's probably the 80s chick I would bang if I could pick one, cause she's sooo 80s.
Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen
This is a pretty great 80s song, but shiiiit, the music video is terrible. No, it's *gets Charles Barkley voice ready* TURRIBLE, Watch it, I don't think I need to explain...nor do I want to.
(Ok, gotta post a good one)
Finally, one of my top 3 favorite 80s songs, The B-52s - Love Shack
This song is so fucking cool and awesome and funky.
The music video? Awesome too, so much energy! WOOOOOO!
FUN-KY LITTLE SHACK!
