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Title: Hugh Joined: Sep 23 2007 Posts: 1591

It's a test that shows which level of hell you'd go to according to the Inferno!

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Very Low
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Posted: Oct 20 2009 06:33 am

I got into the sixth level of Hell. Supposedly I'm a wrathful, gluttonous nonbeliever. To be honest I only answered one question in a gluttonous manner, although I did try and be truthful I didn't answer aggressively. Oh well. That was still pretty interesting. Thanks for posting it. Smile

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

My Score:

Quote:

The best part is, that as a Jew I don't believe in hell at all.

Posted: Oct 20 2009 11:20 am

I get to go to the second level of Hell! It sounds rather unpleasant, though I would assume it's still one of the least severe. Haven't read the Inferno, so I dunno if it's actually worse with each level or not.

Posted: Oct 20 2009 11:42 am

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

I get to go to the second level of Hell! It sounds rather unpleasant, though I would assume it's still one of the least severe. Haven't read the Inferno, so I dunno if it's actually worse with each level or not.

Of course, that will be remedied here soonish, right? Whip it. Whip it good.

As for me...

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Looks my perpetual guilt complex saved my ass! I was a bit surprised I was so high on Level 8 as well, and then I realized it must have been all the 'pagan beliefs' etc questions. I have a lot of friends in a lot of religions (and am part Native American myself), so I've done plenty of heathen, non-Christian rituals in my time.

Surprised I escaped Gluttony with only a moderate though...I love food lol. So much.

Joined: Sep 18 2009 Posts: 132

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

6th level. Answered pretty truthfully. Don't believe in God, don't believe in fortune telling, spirituality, etc.

Posted: Oct 20 2009 12:03 pm

Oh, I should redo this and include the high/very high dealies, huh?

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

Was anyone else surprised that oral and anal sex were combined into a single question.

I always kinda thought that they were worlds apart, or at least a perineum.

Posted: Oct 20 2009 01:17 pm

Why would oral and anal sex be separate questions? They're both sodomy. Also, I retook the test, I believe giving the same answers:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

So what this shows is that I believe in God, but otherwise I'm pure evil.

Joined: Sep 18 2009 Posts: 132

Do you guys ever get into big Internet brawls about religion here?

Posted: Oct 20 2009 01:53 pm

Of course we do.

Now fuck off. Whatever your religion is, I despise it and everything you stand for, and will fight you to the ends of the earth!!!11!!11oneone!111OnE

Posted: Oct 20 2009 01:58 pm

jerknut wrote:

Do you guys ever get into big Internet brawls about religion here?

Absolutely not. If you read the forum rules, you'd know that that is strictly forbidden.

Joined: Sep 18 2009 Posts: 132

SoldierHawk is a pwnzorsaurus rex. But not one of those new ones scientists just found that are only like 3-6' tall. No, he's a gargantuan one like in the Jurassic Park movies. But if I stay reeeeeeeeel still, he wont see me.

*pees on SH's hawkatar*

Posted: Oct 20 2009 02:02 pm

jerknut wrote:

SoldierHawk is a pwnzorsaurus rex. But not one of those new ones scientists just found that are only like 3-6' tall. No, he's a gargantuan one like in the Jurassic Park movies. But if I stay reeeeeeeeel still, he wont see me.

*pees on SH's hawkatar*

What in the fuck are you talking about?

Posted: Oct 20 2009 02:09 pm

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

jerknut wrote:

SoldierHawk is a pwnzorsaurus rex. But not one of those new ones scientists just found that are only like 3-6' tall. No, he's a gargantuan one like in the Jurassic Park movies. But if I stay reeeeeeeeel still, he wont see me.

*pees on SH's hawkatar*

What in the fuck are you talking about?

This, plus soldierhawk isn't a he

Joined: Sep 18 2009 Posts: 132

I'm disappointed yet again.

Posted: Oct 20 2009 02:21 pm

Sixth Level of Hell.

At least I'll have interesting conversations between all the screaming and suffering.

Posted: Oct 20 2009 02:30 pm

Fifth level of Hell

Though after taking it for real, I took it to see how high I could get and assuming all the "bad" answers I only made it to the seventh level of hell.

Title: Titlating Joined: Dec 17 2007 Posts: 5042

Posted: Oct 20 2009 02:46 pm

It's good to know that I'm not alone.

Title: Uber 1337 Ninja Joined: Aug 31 2009 Posts: 20

Purgatory Repenting Believers Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Ima goin to limbo. Aw'ight!

Posted: Oct 20 2009 02:51 pm

Reminds me of this.

http://www.tentmaker.org/articles/ifhellisreal.htm

Posted: Oct 20 2009 03:53 pm

I have to say that the questions, while mostly pretty good, aren't completely unbiased. The one that sticks out most in my mind is the question that says, in so many words: "Are you lustful, or gluttonous?". Interesting question, it's like you're actively trying to force all of us into Hell!

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

I have to say that the questions, while mostly pretty good, aren't completely unbiased. The one that sticks out most in my mind is the question that says, in so many words: "Are you lustful, or gluttonous?". Interesting question, it's like you're actively trying to force all of us into Hell!

What doesn't get a person into hell at one level or another?

Posted: Oct 20 2009 04:55 pm

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv