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Captain_Pollution
Title: Hugh
Joined: Sep 23 2007
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It's a test that shows which level of hell you'd go to according to the Inferno!
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Very Low
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
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<Drew_Linky> Well, I've eaten vegetables all of once in my life.
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Neutral-Bob
Title: Zarkin Frood
Joined: Aug 17 2006
Location: Casa Del Guapo
Posts: 964
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I got into the sixth level of Hell. Supposedly I'm a wrathful, gluttonous nonbeliever. To be honest I only answered one question in a gluttonous manner, although I did try and be truthful I didn't answer aggressively. Oh well. That was still pretty interesting. Thanks for posting it.
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"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." - C.S Lewis |
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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My Score:
The best part is, that as a Jew I don't believe in hell at all.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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I get to go to the second level of Hell! It sounds rather unpleasant, though I would assume it's still one of the least severe. Haven't read the Inferno, so I dunno if it's actually worse with each level or not.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
I get to go to the second level of Hell! It sounds rather unpleasant, though I would assume it's still one of the least severe. Haven't read the Inferno, so I dunno if it's actually worse with each level or not. |
Of course, that will be remedied here soonish, right?
As for me...
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low
Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
Looks my perpetual guilt complex saved my ass! I was a bit surprised I was so high on Level 8 as well, and then I realized it must have been all the 'pagan beliefs' etc questions. I have a lot of friends in a lot of religions (and am part Native American myself), so I've done plenty of heathen, non-Christian rituals in my time.
Surprised I escaped Gluttony with only a moderate though...I love food lol. So much.
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jerknut
Joined: Sep 18 2009
Posts: 132
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Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
6th level. Answered pretty truthfully. Don't believe in God, don't believe in fortune telling, spirituality, etc.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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Was anyone else surprised that oral and anal sex were combined into a single question.
I always kinda thought that they were worlds apart, or at least a perineum.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Why would oral and anal sex be separate questions? They're both sodomy. Also, I retook the test, I believe giving the same answers:
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
So what this shows is that I believe in God, but otherwise I'm pure evil.
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UsaSatsui wrote: |
The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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jerknut
Joined: Sep 18 2009
Posts: 132
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Do you guys ever get into big Internet brawls about religion here?
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6085
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Of course we do.
Now fuck off. Whatever your religion is, I despise it and everything you stand for, and will fight you to the ends of the earth!!!11!!11oneone!111OnE
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William Shakespeare wrote: |
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. |
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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jerknut wrote: |
Do you guys ever get into big Internet brawls about religion here? |
Absolutely not. If you read the forum rules, you'd know that that is strictly forbidden.
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
UsaSatsui wrote: |
The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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jerknut
Joined: Sep 18 2009
Posts: 132
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SoldierHawk is a pwnzorsaurus rex. But not one of those new ones scientists just found that are only like 3-6' tall. No, he's a gargantuan one like in the Jurassic Park movies. But if I stay reeeeeeeeel still, he wont see me.
*pees on SH's hawkatar*
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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jerknut wrote: |
SoldierHawk is a pwnzorsaurus rex. But not one of those new ones scientists just found that are only like 3-6' tall. No, he's a gargantuan one like in the Jurassic Park movies. But if I stay reeeeeeeeel still, he wont see me.
*pees on SH's hawkatar* |
What in the fuck are you talking about?
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
UsaSatsui wrote: |
The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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Rydog
Title: Dragon Slayer
Joined: Aug 11 2009
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 1511
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Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
jerknut wrote: |
SoldierHawk is a pwnzorsaurus rex. But not one of those new ones scientists just found that are only like 3-6' tall. No, he's a gargantuan one like in the Jurassic Park movies. But if I stay reeeeeeeeel still, he wont see me.
*pees on SH's hawkatar* |
What in the fuck are you talking about? |
This, plus soldierhawk isn't a he
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jerknut
Joined: Sep 18 2009
Posts: 132
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I'm disappointed yet again.
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Tyop
Title: Grammar Nazi
Joined: May 04 2008
Location: Sauerkrautland
Posts: 1414
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Sixth Level of Hell.
At least I'll have interesting conversations between all the screaming and suffering.
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Rydog
Title: Dragon Slayer
Joined: Aug 11 2009
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 1511
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Fifth level of Hell
Though after taking it for real, I took it to see how high I could get and assuming all the "bad" answers I only made it to the seventh level of hell.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
At least I have company in level 6
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Neutral-Bob
Title: Zarkin Frood
Joined: Aug 17 2006
Location: Casa Del Guapo
Posts: 964
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It's good to know that I'm not alone.
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"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." - C.S Lewis |
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JimBobThed
Title: Uber 1337 Ninja
Joined: Aug 31 2009
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Purgatory Repenting Believers Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
Ima goin to limbo. Aw'ight!
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I am, indeed a ninja, dearest child.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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I have to say that the questions, while mostly pretty good, aren't completely unbiased. The one that sticks out most in my mind is the question that says, in so many words: "Are you lustful, or gluttonous?". Interesting question, it's like you're actively trying to force all of us into Hell!
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
UsaSatsui wrote: |
The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
I have to say that the questions, while mostly pretty good, aren't completely unbiased. The one that sticks out most in my mind is the question that says, in so many words: "Are you lustful, or gluttonous?". Interesting question, it's like you're actively trying to force all of us into Hell! |
What doesn't get a person into hell at one level or another?
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16123
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
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