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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
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So i was sitting on IRC chatting away to someone and i muddled up the letters on one of the words i was typing so i responded with "i must be dyslexic".
Then i looked at that the word and realized it looked fairly familiar. Sort of like Syd Lexia.
Then i facepalmed.
I am now the official idiot of this forum.
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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| I am now the official idiot of this forum. |
Sir, you have several people to go past before you get there.
I think it takes everyone a little while to "get it".
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
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I got it from Day One, but the thing that was baking my noodle was if Syd was a pseudonym or a coolification of his real name. Like in real life his name is Sid Jenkins or something?
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"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."
Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas. |
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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| Undeath wrote: |
| I got it from Day One, but the thing that was baking my noodle was if Syd was a pseudonym or a coolification of his real name. Like in real life his name is Sid Jenkins or something? |
I know the answer to this question.
Not that I'm telling you schmucks.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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I think we were all LOLing one day about how Kris Lexia doesn't make sense because it isn't a psuedonym like Syd Lexia, so it's a safe bet that Lexia is the made up part and Syd is a real name.
also I got modded once for posting Jeebus's real name that was in the filename of a picture of himself that he posted. it was funny.
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Aqua Hedgehog
Joined: Nov 02 2008
Posts: 725
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Sydney Jenkins, distant cousin of Leeroy Jenkins. SYDNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY JENKINS!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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im sure its Sydney something.
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Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
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Well, I didn't really care that much, beyond a cursory guess. I can live without knowing Syd's real name, but it bugs me to know at least that much: Is Syd his real name?
Much like, say, obviously, Seanbaby isn't his real name but I can guess that his name must be Sean. The webmaster from, say, I-Mockery is Rog, from what I can infer means Roger...
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"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."
Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas. |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Kris/Krys Lexia's real name is indeed Kris, hence the name. It's still sort of a pun, as Kris Lexia rhymes with dyslexia.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
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I always figured the "Syd" was from Maniac Mansion.
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Chile Guy
Title: Token Latino Otaku
Joined: Apr 14 2008
Location: Fortaleza, Brazil
Posts: 479
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He still has a cooler name than mine.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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AHA I KNOW HIS REAL NAME!!! And actually some of you are almost close, but not in the way you think.
That is all.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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| Ross Rifle wrote: |
AHA I KNOW HIS REAL NAME!!! And actually some of you are almost close, but not in the way you think.
That is all. |
What are you talking about, none of these people are remotely close?
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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Dr. Jeebus real name is actually Doctor. His parents had high hopes for him.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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| Dr. Jeebus real name is actually Doctor. His parents had high hopes for him. |
Dr. Jeebus name is the result of two completely separate but equally long stories. Ironically, the original of the Doctor portion is the sacrilegious story.
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
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Doctor isn't really a religious title is it?
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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| Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| Dr. Jeebus real name is actually Doctor. His parents had high hopes for him. |
Dr. Jeebus name is the result of two completely separate but equally long stories. Ironically, the original of the Doctor portion is the sacrilegious story. |
I wouldn't mind hearing it actually, if you're of a mind to share...you've piqued my curiosity.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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I'd just like to say I found out both Syd and Jeebus's real names via conventional, free internet sources long before I met them. Just saying.
(after checking, I can't find Syd's anymore. But Jeebus's is still there)
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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So I know the real names of:
Syd
Kris
Jeebus (I think, I could be wrong though)
Valdronius
Mr. Bomberman
Black Zarak
Optimist
FNJ
Char_Aznable
Hacker
Enshinkarateman
Tebor
Darkmaze
Cameron
scamrock
Nekkoru
AKAFred
SoldierHawk
username
aika
MOGHARR
Crazy_Bastard
LowEndLem
Zizzaria
Joshwoodzell
Douche McCallister
Rycona
Andrew-Man
Slayer1
GPFontaine
Knyte
Kubo
Greeneyedzeke
Buzz_Killington
Lottel
Arlock
anorexorcist
Spanky McCracken
Neutral-Bob
I'm almost positive there's more
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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| UsaSatsui wrote: |
I'd just like to say I found out both Syd and Jeebus's real names via conventional, free internet sources long before I met them. Just saying.
(after checking, I can't find Syd's anymore. But Jeebus's is still there) |
Creepy stalker much?
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
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| Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
| UsaSatsui wrote: |
I'd just like to say I found out both Syd and Jeebus's real names via conventional, free internet sources long before I met them. Just saying.
(after checking, I can't find Syd's anymore. But Jeebus's is still there) |
Creepy stalker much? |
Just doing my research. 
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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And nobody has said a thing about my list. Huh.
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Probably because, while it's a long list, it's not hard to find out anyone's real name. Normally you can just ask them and they'll tell you. I'm curious though, PM me what you think mine is and where you got that from?
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
| UsaSatsui wrote: |
| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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In the age of Myspace it's a chore to try to get away with not sharing your real name, hell I did it forever. But since I realized with minimal effort that anyone could find out my name I stopped caring and then....joshwoodzell was born.
My name should have been on the top of that list, Ross!
But you guys don't know if my names Jo Shwoodzell or what, so good luck with that riddle! 
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