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Posted: Sep 28 2009 10:08 am

This is Norton's new ad campaign. It is pretty fucking awesome.

There's also Kimbo Slice vs. Caterpillar:

Posted: Sep 28 2009 01:04 pm

Isn't there another version of the latter?

Posted: Sep 28 2009 01:18 pm

There are two versions of Kimbo, and three version of Dokken.

In the second version of Kimbo, the request is accepted and Kimbo takes out a weed whacker.
In the third version of Dokken, the request is accepted, and the band is shown eating fried chicken.

Posted: Sep 28 2009 01:23 pm

I'm going to be paranoid downloading Dokken, now.

Posted: Sep 28 2009 01:26 pm

Why, are you chicken?

Posted: Sep 28 2009 01:50 pm

Where's the part about Norton actually being a virus itself?

Posted: Sep 28 2009 04:18 pm

Pandajuice wrote:

Where's the part about Norton actually being a virus itself?

That's a very reasonable question

Posted: Sep 28 2009 07:37 pm

"Dokken does not like chicken, and wants to destroy it."

That made me laugh so hard.

Posted: Sep 28 2009 08:04 pm

I kinda wanted to see Kimbo Slice beat up the caterpillar....

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these are pretty funny. I wasn't expecting dokken to make the chicken burst into flames by using pelvic thrusts. in fact, I don't know WHAT I was expecting.

Posted: Sep 29 2009 12:55 am

Fuck, Dokken fucking rules.

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needs moar jorge lynch lol