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2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

so I jsut worked a hard shift, twelve straight hours of band aids. I won't bore you with details, but johnson and johnson is not only one of our biggest clients, but also the pickest and most frustrating.

All I thought about all night was comign home to eat thsoe mallomars that I ahd been savbing in my freezer. breakfast of champions, and perfect before I went to sleep.

I get home at 6:30am, open hte freezer, but somethign is horribly awry.

DOUCHEBAGGERY IS AFOOT!

the mallomars are nowhere to be found!

it turns out, my buddy chris got stoned and ate them.

an entire box.

by himself.

I was entirely too perplexed as to how a man could consume an entire box of mallomars in one sitting to even be mad at him.

Posted: Oct 31 2006 09:33 am

What the hell are mallomars? Like Moon Pies? Hmm, a whole box of Moon Pies, that's a lot of food.

Posted: Oct 31 2006 12:28 pm

Moon....Pie?

What a time to be alive....

Posted: Oct 31 2006 12:43 pm

"You ate the entire wheel of cheese? How did you do that? I'm not even mad, that's impressive."

Posted: Oct 31 2006 05:03 pm

Yeah, nothing pisses me off more than poor roommates who are too lazy to go to the goddamn store so they just eat your food, especially at the critical times such as these.

Just eat a bunch of his food until you feel things are "even".

Posted: Oct 31 2006 05:36 pm

I know that cheese thing is a line from somewhere, I just can't figure out what.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

you guys really don't know what mallomars are?

these hold the world together.

they arelike te best hting ever.

EVER!

AND THEY'RE GONE!

AARRRAAAGGGHHH

Posted: Oct 31 2006 06:10 pm

So they're kinda like Pinwheels, only with cookieness in addition to choclate and marshmallow.

Posted: Oct 31 2006 06:42 pm

Oh, those! Those things rule! (But I've either had them on a cookie tray or in generic form.)

Posted: Oct 31 2006 06:56 pm

Dude, how many are in a box? Because, I mean, that box looks kinda small. I could see myself eating all that in one sitting.

Posted: Oct 31 2006 09:24 pm

Up here we call those things Viva Puffs, and they come with either chocolate, caramel, or raspberry jelly in the middle.

Posted: Oct 31 2006 10:20 pm

I'm... hungry...^^

Posted: Nov 01 2006 01:32 am

Char Aznable wrote:

I know that cheese thing is a line from somewhere, I just can't figure out what.

Anchorman: Ron Burgandy to Baxter the dog

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

there are like eighty million in a box AT LEAST.

the best thing about these is freezing them. they suck if you don't freeze them.

Posted: Nov 01 2006 09:23 am

SHIT! I should've known!

Posted: Nov 01 2006 11:56 am

The box is only eight ounces. I've eaten burgers that weigh more than twice that. Sure they weren't marshmallow burgers, but I'm sure anyone could tear through a box of those, high or otherwise.

Posted: Nov 01 2006 01:12 pm

Chrisby wrote:

Moon....Pie?

What a time to be alive....

Hahahahaha

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

The box is only eight ounces. I've eaten burgers that weigh more than twice that. Sure they weren't marshmallow burgers, but I'm sure anyone could tear through a box of those, high or otherwise.

are we talking a marshmallow and chocolate sandwich, or some disturbing amalgamation of meat and marshmallow?

Posted: Nov 01 2006 07:31 pm

JEW wrote:

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

The box is only eight ounces. I've eaten burgers that weigh more than twice that. Sure they weren't marshmallow burgers, but I'm sure anyone could tear through a box of those, high or otherwise.

are we talking a marshmallow and chocolate sandwich, or some disturbing amalgamation of meat and marshmallow?

I just brought burgers into the equation to give a point of comparison for weight, but we were talking meat and marshmallow amalgamation.

Posted: Nov 01 2006 10:11 pm

I think the real question is what weighs more, 8 ounces of hamburger or 8 ounces of marshmallows.

Joined: Jun 29 2006 Location: tustin, ca Posts: 70

Murdar Machene wrote:

I think the real question is what weighs more, 8 ounces of hamburger or 8 ounces of marshmallows.

or a thousand pounds of feathers or a thousnad pounds of bricks? that was one of the old schoolyard riddles in my neck of the woods

Posted: Nov 02 2006 03:35 am

A pound of feathers weighs more than a pound of gold.

And no, I'm not trying to be a dick, that's actually fact.

Posted: Nov 02 2006 06:05 am

In the abstract, it absolutely doesn't. As far as actually getting an exact pound of feathers or gold in real life, I dunno. I still say a pound = a pound.

Your post weighs more than a pound of BULLSHIT Cool

I wanna buy some of those cookie things now and stick them in my freezer, just what I need more dumpy snacks.

Posted: Nov 02 2006 08:55 am

Murdar Machene wrote:

In the abstract, it absolutely doesn't. As far as actually getting an exact pound of feathers or gold in real life, I dunno. I still say a pound = a pound.

Your post weighs more than a pound of BULLSHIT Cool

According to FAQ Farm

Quote:

It's Feathers by a margin of...

The answer to this "trick" question requires one to think outside of the box.

A pound of feathers actually weighs more than a pound of gold because they are weighed by two very different systems of weight.

Feathers are weighed by the AVOIRDUPOIS unit and gold (as well as other precious metals and gems) is weighed by the TROY unit.

A troy pound is 5760 grains (about 373.24 g), while an avoirdupois pound is 7000 grains (about 453.59 g).

So, the correct answer is that a pound of feathers weighs more that a pound of gold by a margin of 80.35 g or 1,240 grains.

Although, both answers are acceptable.

Posted: Nov 02 2006 07:39 pm

Tricky Conversion Dudes Cool