Yarhar, shiver me timbers, keelhaul 'em, walk the plank and all that! I got one parrot* on each shoulder, and this cranked up as loud as me ears can bear:



And a'course if ye be so daft as to need a refresher course, let yerself be schooled by the master of the speech, and me favorite pirate of all time:




*and by parrots, I mean two extremely cute cockatiels