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Thorton02
Joined: Mar 13 2009
Location: Arlington
Posts: 467
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Has anyone played this game before? It looks retarded and my girlfriend gives me such shit because she think's I'm starring at some 80's whore in a medieval gown while I'm reading an article on web.
This looks like the most uninspired "game" created by some toolbox with no imagination. My guess is it's a way to get your information and sell it to spammers. Has anyone been dupped into playing?
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Neutral-Bob
Title: Zarkin Frood
Joined: Aug 17 2006
Location: Casa Del Guapo
Posts: 964
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When I was watching the Nostalgia Critic my mom came into the room to ask me to run an errand, promptly leaving when she saw three Evony ads on the screen. I think that she is still convinced that I was looking up porn in the middle of the day.
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Posts: 1319
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Evony, as with all other browser games that are not Legend of the Green Dragon, is shit.
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While you're at it, go check out my band, Her Majesty's Heroines.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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Evony has the worst advertising on the planet. It's a fucking Civ Building strategy game! Their ads make it sound like porn. Skimpy blonde with massive cleavage and slogans like "Play descretely on your browser!"
Even if it is was better then CIV IV, I wouldn't play the game, due only to the fact that I refuse to support their company and their blatently terrible advertising.
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
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I think it's the same company that's behind all these other browser games that you see on website ads all the fucking time.
More reason to ignore that company.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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I've been thinking the same thing about these ads ever since I started seeing them. Is it supposed to be some fantasy game or some shit? Because to me, it just looks like some chick with big boobs staring at me while I'm on the internet.
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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Evony, as with all other browser games that are not Legend of the Green Dragon, is shit.
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Weird man you really misspelled kingdom of loathing badly.
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Nekkoru
Title: Polish Pickle Wench
Joined: Jan 25 2008
Location: Warsaw, Poland
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You can't play Kingdom of Loathing on a phone.
Plus, it's not vegetarian.
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asbestos_pie
Title: Your mom.
Joined: Aug 03 2009
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 128
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I'm sick of seeing ads for this crap. One day I saw an ad for it on some site (probably Cracked or Urban Dictionary) and then it started popping up everywhere. Taking the advertising into consideration it's probably garbage. If I wanted to see chicks with huge tits I'd just look at some pr0n.
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A Nazi with a social degree
A middle-class hero
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skyrunner14
Title: Famicomaniac
Joined: Jul 11 2009
Posts: 23
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You think ads featuring pictures of bimbos are bad? I saw one of those stupid Evony ads, and all it was was A PICTURE OF A RACK. I swear, they didn't even show the whole girl, just a picture of boobs. Odd advertising, I suppose...
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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*coming back from research*
Sounds like a great game, but apparently it's run by one of the Chinese companies that founded itself with goldfarming in WoW.
From the wiki entry:
"Evony's 2009 online advertising campaign was criticised for featuring what The Guardian called "a string of increasingly racy images." The images depicted females who, as the ad campaign continued, grew further and further unclothed, until the ad was simply a pair of breasts. A running slogan for the campaign was "Save the queen!", although within the game, there is no queen to save.
One 'Save The Queen' advert featured a woman without a bra or panties lying on the floor with a sword pointed at her breast. Another advertisement used two ladies with their eyes closed and the motto "Save Your Lover," It said "Play Unnoticeably", despite the fact that Evony does nothing to hide itself from network logs and its URL and cookies will still be present in a web browser's history like any other website.
Evony was also accused of using spam promotion by regularly putting 'Bonus Packages' on gameplay.
Other controversies
The game was developed by Universal Multiplayer Game Entertainment, a corporation that has been linked to WoWMine, a Chinese operation known for online gold farming. Criticism made regarding the game has been removed from Evony's forum by moderators.
Copyright issues
The game and website currently uses graphics from various games including Age of Empires: The Age of Kings and Age of Mythology as well as descriptions copied directly from Sid Meier's Civilization III and Civilization IV, as well as from other Mods and Wikipedia.
During the ongoing advertising campaign a particular advert featuring a fairy was apparently taken from the website costumecraze.com. The owners were subsequently informed and blogged about this.
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
Posts: 2739
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Its a shit MMO that also is made by thieves and liars. If you play it you are a shriveled cock, and I don't want to hear any more from you.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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I hope Microsoft (Owners of Age Of Empires), Firaxis Games, & 2K (Owners of Civ 3 & 4) sue them into oblivion for stealing intellectual properties.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Anyone have links to the more provactive ads? I've only seen the busty blond chick.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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I use Adblock Plus, so I haven't seen any of this shit.
On a side note, I really need to find out where the hell my copy of Civ IV went.
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
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asbestos_pie
Title: Your mom.
Joined: Aug 03 2009
Location: Wisconsin
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Whoa, those are worse than I thought. If anyone plays this based on the ads they deserve to be kicked in the dick (or cock). And I thought RuneScape was gay...
Oh, and I found this screenshot:
http://www.gameogre.com/reviewdirectory/upload/Evony.jpg
It's extremely obvious that the graphics are ripped off Age of Empires II but not to the extent that I thought. Cossacks owns Age of Kings anyway.
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BlazingGlory
Title: KANE LIVES IN DEATH!
Joined: Aug 10 2009
Posts: 562
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Mr. lordsathien, I thank you giving the information about this rather annoying goup of ads that can only be loosly refered to as a "game." The copyright infringement factor is far to high for me to play this game. Not to mention that it's a safe bet that half of those images they have for their ads are copyrighted by Microsoft, WotC, and several random fettish sites ands these guys just stole 'em.
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Thorton02
Joined: Mar 13 2009
Location: Arlington
Posts: 467
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LOL! This thing sucks so much, it's starting to rule.
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JimmyLazer
Title: Always bored
Joined: Feb 07 2009
Location: Philly, PA
Posts: 216
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Those advert are so annoying... What are the makers of the game thinking?
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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I'm pretty sure we are doing exactly what they want us to do...to talk about it. But most conversations have been negative about this so...maybe they should rethink their strategy.
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Fortune Smiles
Title: Strangely Missing
Joined: Aug 19 2008
Location: 6:10:50
Posts: 234
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Demographic and hunger is the usual target....
[edit] The ads show scantily clad women asking players to be their lord... What do you expect?
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