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Posted: Oct 21 2006 02:41 am

People who are only fans during the playoffs.

To balance things out; You know what I really enjoy?

Dick-tapping people for something they did two months ago.

See, a couple months ago, my mother took my car to get groceries, because her car is a vapid piece of shit. She took her car keys with her, too. So I had no ride to my game, which I had to get to in about an hour. I called up a few people to get a ride, got to my brother, he told me "get a cab". Thanks asshole, it's a fucking hour drive to the rink, a cab's a really rational solution. Anyway, I drop by his place today to hang out, and gave him a nice dick-tap, and told him "that's for telling me to get a cab asshole". We didn't get to hang out due to him not being able to take what goes around comes around, but I'm still pleased with what I did.

Posted: Oct 21 2006 03:46 am

The intesity and passion during the playoffs just aren't the same during the regular season. Game 7 of the finals, this year alone, must have shorted my life expectancy by a couple years.

Posted: Oct 21 2006 02:51 pm

Know what I hate?

Chicks with overly large boobs and...
Chicks that have overbites like dinosaurs, too.

Posted: Oct 22 2006 06:25 pm

If I could instantly kill double-parkers, I would. It just pisses me off SO MUCH!

Posted: Oct 22 2006 07:00 pm

I hate double-parkers, thats a good one. It also reminds me of when I go to Wal-Mart and people are in the 10 items or less lane with MUCH more than 10 items. If you only have 12 or 13, I'll let it slide, but just the other night all I had to buy was a couple items and some lady with a cart got there just a couple seconds before me and she had at least 30 items!!! Where is Mr. T when you need him? (Hmm, that refrence might actually be to obscure for any one to know what I'm talking about...)

Posted: Oct 22 2006 07:12 pm

I Pity the Fool! Because in every city, there's fools to be pitied!

I also hate freezing my junk off waiting for the bus at 7:00 am during winter, and feeling like shit after eating just one bratwurst.

Joined: Jul 16 2006 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Posts: 324

I hate big, fat guys who act like meatheads. (Often times they are linemen on high school/college football teams.)

Listen fatass.....there's a difference between FAT and BIG. And being big doesn't mean you can fight either, so shut the fuck up.

Posted: Oct 22 2006 08:59 pm

There was this bully in my middle school named Navada Macavoy who would push everyone around because he was both taller and bigger than everyone (he weighed in at around 250, really fat for a kid). Anyway, he's in my homeroom at my high school, right? So, I unknowingly took his chair, and he comes by and tries to get me to move. I'm sitting, and he threatens me, saying something about tackling me like he does at the football games (he's on the team). So, I stand up, and I find that now, I'm taller than him by about 2 inches. So we stare each other down, and eventually he sits first. Then I sit, and say "man, you need a breathmint", and everyone laughs. Douchebag. Twisted Evil

Joined: Jul 16 2006 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Posts: 324

Char Aznable wrote:

There was this bully in my middle school named Navada Macavoy who would push everyone around because he was both taller and bigger than everyone (he weighed in at around 250, really fat for a kid). Anyway, he's in my homeroom at my high school, right? So, I unknowingly took his chair, and he comes by and tries to get me to move. I'm sitting, and he threatens me, saying something about tackling me like he does at the football games (he's on the team). So, I stand up, and I find that now, I'm taller than him by about 2 inches. So we stare each other down, and eventually he sits first. Then I sit, and say "man, you need a breathmint", and everyone laughs. Douchebag. Twisted Evil

lol.....nice.

I know it's sort of a cliche thing to say, but it's really true that bullies are cowards 98% of the time. They don't want to mess with anyone who will put up any resistance. You don't even have to fight them.....just show that you won't be pushed around and they'll move on to an easier target.

Posted: Oct 23 2006 08:30 am

You know what I hate? Twitching my ass out of my desk chair every time I have an epileptic fit because of Murdar's and JEW's new sigs, one of which is indirectly my fault.

Posted: Oct 23 2006 02:03 pm

Char Aznable wrote:

You know what I hate? Twitching my ass out of my desk chair every time I have an epileptic fit because of Murdar's and JEW's new sigs, one of which is indirectly my fault.

Yeah, thanks a lot Char! Twisted Evil

j/k

Posted: Oct 23 2006 03:37 pm

Avian wrote:

I hate big, fat guys who act like meatheads. (Often times they are linemen on high school/college football teams.)

Listen fatass.....there's a difference between FAT and BIG. And being big doesn't mean you can fight either, so shut the fuck up.

Ehehehehe, I'm 6'4" 300 and weight train thrice a week. Don't be so quick to think that being fat means you don't lift, or work out otherwise.

Joined: Jul 16 2006 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Posts: 324

Sock wrote:

Avian wrote:

I hate big, fat guys who act like meatheads. (Often times they are linemen on high school/college football teams.)

Listen fatass.....there's a difference between FAT and BIG. And being big doesn't mean you can fight either, so shut the fuck up.

Ehehehehe, I'm 6'4" 300 and weight train thrice a week. Don't be so quick to think that being fat means you don't lift, or work out otherwise.

I didn't mean to sound like I was attacking big guys. Just big guys who act like meatheads.

I'm talking about the guys who brag about being able to bench 350 when they weigh nearly that much. Also, the guys who attempt to push other people around, thinking that their highschool/college football lineman status makes them badasses.

Posted: Oct 23 2006 08:49 pm

I hate people that come into my work (I work in a grocery store deli) at 9:45 looking for a shitload of cold cuts. We close at 10 and it takes a few hours to get everything clean, so when somebody comes in around then, chances are that we've already taken apart and cleaned all trhe machines, so I end up having to do it all again.

Posted: Oct 23 2006 09:21 pm

Dude, if I knew someone who was 350 and could bench 350, I would not piss him off (how much you can bench is a bad way to gague strength anyway. Squats and behind neck barbell presses are a better measurement than bench presses). That would be a big motherfucker.

Posted: Oct 23 2006 09:40 pm

He's not really talking about big guys. He's talking about douchebags who use their letter jackets as an excuse to treat everyone like shit.

Posted: Oct 24 2006 04:48 am

Sock wrote:

Dude, if I knew someone who was 350 and could bench 350, I would not piss him off (how much you can bench is a bad way to gague strength anyway. Squats and behind neck barbell presses are a better measurement than bench presses). That would be a big motherfucker.

"Brilliant. So now we got a huge guy theory, and a cold-cut douche theory. Top notch."

Posted: Oct 24 2006 08:24 am

So one theory is about a douche who works at a deli?

Joined: Jul 16 2006 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Posts: 324

Well in terms of fighting, none of the big three (bench, squat, deadlift) mean a whole lot. That's why I hate guys like that.

But as Char said, I'm speaking about the douchebag jocks who have a superiority complex.

(I was a cross between a jock and a metalhead in highschool, LOL. I never wore my letter jacket, though. I was basically a metalhead who happened to be a good wrestler.)

Posted: Oct 24 2006 01:31 pm

Avian wrote:

I was basically a metalhead who happened to be a good wrestler.)

Like Chris Jericho?

Joined: Jul 16 2006 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Posts: 324

Syd Lexia wrote:

Avian wrote:

I was basically a metalhead who happened to be a good wrestler.)

Like Chris Jericho?

Haha.....yea exactly Cool

I actually had to cut my long hair because you weren't allowed to have long hair in wrestling. So I rocked the bald head instead.

Posted: Oct 24 2006 05:26 pm

I can fight on skates. Haven't tried it off skates. I really don't get into shit with people. I just keep to myself, and people think because I'm big, and haven't shaved for four months, that I'm angry/a rapist, so people don't bug me, when really, only one of those things is true.

Posted: Oct 24 2006 05:39 pm

It's the rapist part, isn't it. Twisted Evil

Posted: Oct 24 2006 06:32 pm

I hate metal music in video games (except F-Zero X, etc) that sounds like it's coming out of my ass when I'm taking a shit.

Joined: Jul 16 2006 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Posts: 324

Mr. Bomberman wrote:

I hate metal music in video games (except F-Zero X, etc) that sounds like it's coming out of my ass when I'm taking a shit.

Ever thrown up the horns while taking a shit? \m/

I can't decide if that would be really cool or really wrong.

I'm gonna go with cool Twisted Evil