I have only been bitten by a dog once, and it was like 12 years ago. I was 13 at the time and had just contracted mono so I don't know what the fuck I was doing outside, but anyways here is my story.

So here I am, minding my own business and walking down the road when I see this giant Golden Retriever come barreling at me. I started sweating balls and knew that it was gonna try to bite me if I ran so I just stood there and looked at it. It ran up to me, wagging it's tail and licked my hand. Cool, good dog.

But then, from the same driveway as the first dog comes this tiny little weiner dog that runs at me full speed, jumps and attaches to my thigh. I screamed like a banshee child and flung it off me and it came running again. So I kicked it in the face football punt style and it ran off. It broke the skin but I wasn't squirting blood or anything, so I was not that worried. But that split second of it lunging at me was terrifying, and it did leave a hellacious bruise that lasted a month.

So, any horror stories involving actual threatening dogs or tiny little bastard weiner dogs?