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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
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Last night, I read this list that MSN and PC World made. The Atari Jaguar is completely absent from this list and some of the consoles were completely obscure. In fact, there isn't even a Wikipedia article for the Gakken TV Boy.
Anyway, while I'm disappointed about the Jaguar's absence, this list seems pretty reasonable.
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Ba'al
Title: Zerg Zergling
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Atari 5200 being absent is much more of a loss, as it was a total bombing disappointment, and pretty much set up Atari for destruction against the rising NES.
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
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| Ba'al wrote: |
| Atari 5200 being absent is much more of a loss, as it was a total bombing disappointment, and pretty much set up Atari for destruction against the rising NES. |
I forgot about the Atari 5200 and its abominable controller that malfunctioned after a few hours of play.
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
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| Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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Syd Lexia
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sidewaydriver
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The Mattel Hyperscan actually sounds like a cool idea.
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Teralyx
Title: Master Exploder
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| LOL WUT NO N64!?!? |
I will BREAK you.
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 <TheFlamingSchnitzel> Didn't your mom teach you not to punch girls?
<FigNewton> I was too busy /punchin' her/ |
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JRA
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| LOL WUT NO N64!?!? |
F U TEH N64 RULZ!!!
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| LOL WUT NO WII!?!? |
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
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Optimist With Doubts
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Title: Captain Oblivious
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This comment reminded me that I'm finding the urge to berate and mock total strangers growing stronger, just the other day in the grocery store I was severely tempted to taunt the pharmacist while he fiddled around with the bottles of precious narcotics behind his uppity counter. "OHH LOOK AT ME! I'M WEARING A LAB COAT AND REMOVING PILLS FROM A LARGE BOTTLE AND PLACING THEM IN SMALLER BOTTLES! I DRIVE A MID LEVEL LUXURY CAR THAT IS PARKED AT THE FAR END OF THE LOT SO NO ONE WILL SCRATCH IT WITH THEIR SHOPPING CART!"
Do you think that's normal?
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
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| His retarded what? |
Haha, I will make sure of it to overly scrutinize your posts with my grammar Nazi magnifying glass.
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3DS is very good, and Wii U!
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Dii Infer
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| LOL WUT NO WII!?!? |
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I whole-heartedly agree with you. Why the hell would a commercially successful console such as the Wii be among the worst consoles? I'm not saying good sales constitute the quality of a console (*cough* Dreamcast was great *cough*), but I'm sure PC World and MSN were looking at such a particular factor.
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| LOL WUT NO WII!?!? |
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I whole-heartedly agree with you. Why the hell would a commercially successful console such as the Wii be among the worst consoles? I'm not saying good sales constitute the quality of a console (*cough* Dreamcast was great *cough*), but I'm sure PC World and MSN were looking at such a particular factor. |
I agree as well. The Wii is well-designed and it actually works.
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
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| Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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Eddie_Hyde
Title: Ernie with the Disposal
Joined: Apr 13 2009
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| Ky-Guy wrote: |
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| LOL WUT NO WII!?!? |
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I whole-heartedly agree with you. Why the hell would a commercially successful console such as the Wii be among the worst consoles? I'm not saying good sales constitute the quality of a console (*cough* Dreamcast was great *cough*), but I'm sure PC World and MSN were looking at such a particular factor. |
I agree as well. The Wii is well-designed and it actually works. |
The reason that the Wii is hated by people is because of it's supposed lack of good games, not because the console itself is inherently bad.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
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| Eddie_Hyde wrote: |
| Ky-Guy wrote: |
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| Andrew Man wrote: |
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| LOL WUT NO WII!?!? |
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You're retarded.
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I whole-heartedly agree with you. Why the hell would a commercially successful console such as the Wii be among the worst consoles? I'm not saying good sales constitute the quality of a console (*cough* Dreamcast was great *cough*), but I'm sure PC World and MSN were looking at such a particular factor. |
I agree as well. The Wii is well-designed and it actually works. |
The reason that the Wii is hated by people is because of it's supposed lack of good games, not because the console itself is inherently bad. |
Also it doesn't have the user friendly and option extensive depth that people accustomed with XBL have come to expect.
This will change with Nintendo's next console, which will undoubtedly release before the new Microsoft and Sony consoles.
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3DS is very good, and Wii U!
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GPFontaine
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I have never heard of half of those systems.
I would have been more interested if they did the worst of systems that actually sold some units.
For example, the PS1 was impressive for its graphics at the time, but holy fucking loading time. Or how about the fact that the PS3 costs a bazillion dollars, has only one decent game, and isn't backwards compatible even though it could very easily emulate its predecessor.
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Douche McCallister
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| For example, the PS1 was impressive for its graphics at the time, but holy fucking loading time. Or how about the fact that the PS3 costs a bazillion dollars, has only one decent game, and isn't backwards compatible even though it could very easily emulate its predecessor. |
I play PS1 and PS2 games on my PS3. What'chu talkin bout Willis?
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
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There are different models of ps3s that are not compatible with ps2 games.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| For example, the PS1 was impressive for its graphics at the time, but holy fucking loading time. Or how about the fact that the PS3 costs a bazillion dollars, has only one decent game, and isn't backwards compatible even though it could very easily emulate its predecessor. |
I play PS1 and PS2 games on my PS3. What'chu talkin bout Willis? |
The concept of a PS1 game on a PS3 is hilarious.
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http://www.facebook.com/hellodharmaband
3DS is very good, and Wii U!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
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| Andrew Man wrote: |
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| GPFontaine wrote: |
| For example, the PS1 was impressive for its graphics at the time, but holy fucking loading time. Or how about the fact that the PS3 costs a bazillion dollars, has only one decent game, and isn't backwards compatible even though it could very easily emulate its predecessor. |
I play PS1 and PS2 games on my PS3. What'chu talkin bout Willis? |
The concept of a PS1 game on a PS3 is hilarious. |
a while ago, some guy was able to program something that emulates the emotion engine on the PS3. so, rumor is that SONY will release a patch that will add that to the PS3
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Douche McCallister
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| Andrew Man wrote: |
| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| GPFontaine wrote: |
| For example, the PS1 was impressive for its graphics at the time, but holy fucking loading time. Or how about the fact that the PS3 costs a bazillion dollars, has only one decent game, and isn't backwards compatible even though it could very easily emulate its predecessor. |
I play PS1 and PS2 games on my PS3. What'chu talkin bout Willis? |
The concept of a PS1 game on a PS3 is hilarious. |
Hey downloading FF VII and Wild Arms 1 & 2, is fucking awesome even if they are PS1 games on a PS3. Whats the difference between a Sega Master System game on the Wii?
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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PS1 games are probably awesome on the PS3, especially if you download them off PSN. Significantly better load times.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
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| Andrew Man wrote: |
| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| GPFontaine wrote: |
| For example, the PS1 was impressive for its graphics at the time, but holy fucking loading time. Or how about the fact that the PS3 costs a bazillion dollars, has only one decent game, and isn't backwards compatible even though it could very easily emulate its predecessor. |
I play PS1 and PS2 games on my PS3. What'chu talkin bout Willis? |
The concept of a PS1 game on a PS3 is hilarious. |
The PS1 and PS2 actually had a lot of good games, less the loading time. If they were played on modern hardware it could improve certain other elements of those games.
For example, better z-buffering, anti-aliasing, and anisotropic filtering. Oh, and what Syd said, it can handle loading times much faster.
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