Instead of taking a leave of absence from the forums, which I usually do when I get my heart stomped on, I am instead looking to focus my mind else where. This focus is going to be on very random things.
Have you ever read through a Maxim and gotten to the end where all the advertisements for the weird shit are? (Like the enhancement pills, trust potion, and love phermones concoctions?) Thats what I plan to do, except I plan to make a video documentary of it. I already ordered some things to use and video tape, but I need other items to try as well.
Pretty much anything that isn't lethal to humans or anything you've ever just wondered about. If you ever saw something and said "I wonder if that actually works?" or "I wonder what kind of results it actually has?" I want to hear about them. I've got the above 3, I mentioned already ordered, and I would really like some more. They don't have to be goofy things either. They can be regular items like Hydroxycut or Stop Smoking aids. I would be willing to perform a month long experiment. Also they have to be for men, I'm not taking breast enlargement pills or weight gainer I'm all for weight losing though.
Edit: This should and was in the OPP forum, but I want to make sure I get the majority of you to chime in. Plus you can discuss anything you may have tried. So it covers gen discuss too.
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Jul 30 2009 01:56 am
Penis pills. Do they work?
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Douche McCallister
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Jul 30 2009 02:00 am
Already sent away for haha. Seriously they are.
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Jul 30 2009 07:54 am
Douche, contrary to what you might deserve based on your name, it feels wrong to capitalize on your pain and suffering.
ummm...it's not capitalizing I just think it would be funny to send away for some of these "WTF" items and document them on Youtube. Just think of it as a product review show only more obscure. It's something I have wanted to do for awhile now.
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Jul 30 2009 01:56 pm
I would say penis pump...but I would totally rather not see you demonstrate that.
Let's go with...Rogaine on your chest or back.
I would actually pay money to see that. Pretty please?
Douche McCallister
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Jul 30 2009 03:29 pm
joshwoodzell wrote:
I would say penis pump...but I would totally rather not see you demonstrate that.
Let's go with...Rogaine on your chest or back.
I would actually pay money to see that. Pretty please?
That and I'm not so sure about sticking my shit in anything but a girls V. Rogaine on the chest could work though. I don't want to have an abundance of Back Hair so that's out.
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Jul 30 2009 03:33 pm
Just be careful.
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Jul 30 2009 05:00 pm
I've always wanted to see what would happen if someone drank a bottle of nitequil and then drank a bunch of Redbulls but I don't want that kind of guilt on my head if it ends up causing death.
Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom.
Douche McCallister
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Jul 30 2009 05:40 pm
Yea let's try and stay away from mixing products, I do, contrary to popular belief, enjoy living.
sidewaydriver
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Jul 30 2009 05:46 pm
Then try this instead.
Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom.
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Jul 30 2009 05:59 pm
Oh, try that 1lbs of breakfast thing from Hungry Man or something, I forget the company name, but it's a pound of food you microwave. Sausage, pancakes, eggs, bacon, but it looks terrible.
I was going to say don't demonstrate, but fleshlight, is it like a VaJJ or is it like fucking a flashlight? The world wants to know without having to buy it.
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Douche McCallister
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Jul 30 2009 06:29 pm
I'll look into both of them. I have no shame.
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Jul 30 2009 06:50 pm
"If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance."
-- United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure
There are plenty of places that ship them, but shipping meat can be expensive though. You buy $10 bucks worth and you will probably pay $40 in shipping. If douche can afford it I say go for it though. They aren't that bad.
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Jul 30 2009 07:51 pm
I'm going to stick with the more infomercially stuff, then I may jump to the more Fear Factor esque stuff.
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Jul 30 2009 08:16 pm
Douche McCallister wrote:
I'm going to stick with the more infomercially stuff, then I may jump to the more Fear Factor esque stuff.
