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Posted: Jul 09 2009 10:11 pm

Just to balance out the universe since we saw the ridiculous "perfect man" list, here's the other side of the coin. Try to add only one at a time, that way it gets more variety.

The Perfect Woman:
1. Doesn't need to call or see you every day.

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2. doesnt want you to get to know every single one of her friends

Posted: Jul 09 2009 10:22 pm

3. Never vocalizes that it's "that time of the month", she conveys it through other oral means.

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4. never vocalizes when she needs to go to the bathroom

I had enough of this in school. ill be eating when the girls in our group would say "i need to go pee"

Posted: Jul 09 2009 10:32 pm

ChkChkBLAM wrote:

3. Never vocalizes that it's "that time of the month", she conveys it through other oral means.

And the list has already fallen to shit, good job.

Besides, I disagree with this; it's nice to have a good verbal warning a few days in advance so that you can prepare yourself and make sure you take advantage of the remaining days.

Posted: Jul 09 2009 10:42 pm

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

ChkChkBLAM wrote:

3. Never vocalizes that it's "that time of the month", she conveys it through other oral means.

And the list has already fallen to shit, good job.

Besides, I disagree with this; it's nice to have a good verbal warning a few days in advance so that you can prepare yourself and make sure you take advantage of the remaining days.

well, the weekend is shot, might as well go fishing.

5. has a sense of humor

Posted: Jul 09 2009 11:17 pm

She just needs to be herself, we all got flaws, so why try and change 'em?

A lil puss whipped

Posted: Jul 10 2009 12:17 am

Both of these threads are obnoxious. People are flawed, and they are different. You are not going to find some vat grown internet fantasy out there, so you may have to learn to cope with the minor differences that come with relationships.

In fact, you may find you love the person more for their particular quirks.

Posted: Jul 10 2009 12:54 am

RobotGumshoe wrote:

Both of these threads are obnoxious. People are flawed, and they are different. You are not going to find some vat grown internet fantasy out there, so you may have to learn to cope with the minor differences that come with relationships.

In fact, you may find you love the person more for their particular quirks.

I was actually going to come here and say "6. Doesn't exist.", but RobotGumshoe put it a lot better. Damn straight, man.

Posted: Jul 10 2009 03:00 am

I'm gonna sound like an over-sensitive, possibly gay r-tard here, but I find the most perfect women to be the most imperfect ones. My best friend Kyla suffered from amniotic band syndrome when her mom was pregnant with her. That means she was born with no middle fingers, clubbed feet with no full toes, and a cleft palette. Aside from coming out of it looking beautiful, she's the most generous, kind, funny, overall awesome person I've ever met in my life. I'm actually convinced that she's an honest-to-goodness angel. Seriously.

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Jul 10 2009 03:12 am

The perfect woman is the one married to me.

Posted: Jul 10 2009 04:20 am

Awww <3. Have I told you guys lately that I love you?

No seriously. Thanks for being better than the irritating people who we so deservingly made fun of in the other thread.

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UsaSatsui wrote:

The perfect woman is the one married to me.

I completely agree (for me) and hope that some day every straight guy and lesbian woman can feel this way.

Posted: Jul 10 2009 09:36 am

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

ChkChkBLAM wrote:

3. Never vocalizes that it's "that time of the month", she conveys it through other oral means.

And the list has already fallen to shit, good job.

Besides, I disagree with this; it's nice to have a good verbal warning a few days in advance so that you can prepare yourself and make sure you take advantage of the remaining days.

Oh geez, I was making the point that I can't take this list any more seriously than the other one, I may as well have said "doesn't poop". So far in my life, the "perfect" women end up being the ones that I end up in acrimonious relationships for 6 months or so at a time, and then get to move on looking for the next "perfect" woman guilt-free. So at the risk of having some 16 year old girl who's probably never seen Good Will Hunting stumble across this thread some day and thinking I lifted it from her MySpace page...

"You're not perfect sport, and let me save you the suspense: this girl you've met, she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other."

Posted: Jul 10 2009 11:06 am

This thread got a little too serious a little too quickly, but you guys are right about a lot of things. I agree with Ross Rifle that sometimes a flaw in a girl can be quite endearing. It makes her more "human" somehow, rather than the stereotypical "perfect" looking hot blondes that are a dime-a-dozen out at the bars.

I've been with my current girlfriend for 6 months now, and she's incredible. She's funny and sarcastic, and very intelligent (more so than me, I admit it). She's beautiful, but not without some minor flaws. But one of the things I love most about her is that she isn't hung up on them. She knows who she is, who she isn't, and she's cool with it. It's still relatively early in the relationship, but I could honestly see spending the rest of my life with her.

Before meeting her, I seriously questioned whether or not I could ever get married, simply because I had met too many girls like the ones in the other thread. Too many princesses, self-centered brats and illogical headcases.

Posted: Jul 10 2009 11:50 am

There are only two requirements for the Ba'al express. One, decent intelligence, and two, no obesity. Yeah, I'm a dick.....but seriously, those are the only two things I care about in a girl before I get to know them better.

Posted: Jul 10 2009 11:54 am

Sheesh, it wasn't meant to be taken so serious, it was just a little game with hopefully a few laughs along the way. Remind me to never drink with any of you, you guys are serious buzz killers.

Posted: Jul 10 2009 12:02 pm

sidewaydriver wrote:

Sheesh, it wasn't meant to be taken so serious, it was just a little game with hopefully a few laughs along the way. Remind me to never drink with any of you, you guys are serious buzz killers.

I tried. I got yelled at.

Posted: Jul 10 2009 01:32 pm

Farts smell like roses and poops soft serve...
that's all i require.

Posted: Jul 10 2009 01:44 pm

6. BIIIG BOOOBZ!!1

Posted: Jul 10 2009 02:05 pm

I don't know why, but to me overly large boobs makes a girl come off as dumb to me.

Posted: Jul 10 2009 02:12 pm

Ba'al wrote:

I don't know why, but to me overly large boobs makes a girl come off as dumb to me.

I was joking. Rolling Eyes

But on a serious note, I am a big fan of boobs although they don't necessarily have to be large. Also I have met many large breasted girls who were quite intelligent, as well as encountering the opposite end of the spectrum.

Posted: Jul 10 2009 02:22 pm

I just want a girl who, if not the most intelligent in the world, at least tries to apply reasoning to her daily activities. I'd also like it if her friends weren't completely crazy and if she wasn't a super "Daddy's little girl". I can understand that many fathers are protective of their daughters, however I think it would be creepy if I came across such a relationship where the father actually called her "Princess" or if she referred to her father as "Daddy". I don't know if that is even plausible, but I do know that I wouldn't like it. Maybe a girl who doesn't mind that I don't care for poetry.

In the physical department I really don't care. A nice set of legs would be nice, but I'm not really that picky when it comes to appearances as long as they are hygienic.

Posted: Jul 10 2009 02:25 pm

Neutral-Bob wrote:

but I'm not really that picky when it comes to appearances as long as they are hygienic.

Hahaha, oh god, so true.

Posted: Jul 10 2009 02:25 pm

Andrew Man wrote:

Ba'al wrote:

I don't know why, but to me overly large boobs makes a girl come off as dumb to me.

I was joking. Rolling Eyes

I know, I just felt like commenting about it.