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Posted: Oct 12 2006 10:09 am

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/

Apparently Google has psychotic fanboys.

Posted: Oct 12 2006 10:59 am

That was mildly entertaining. I've heard worse to say the least.

Joined: Feb 24 2006 Posts: 2578

So Google's a "she", eh?

Is she hot?

Joined: Jun 29 2006 Location: tustin, ca Posts: 70

the proof section almost had me converting to googlism

Posted: Oct 12 2006 05:30 pm

But you can look up porn on Google.

Posted: Oct 13 2006 01:35 am

Google's a God now, eh? That's a nice bit of mythology. Nice thesis in the making there... or is this Church a thesis in disguise? Confused

Joined: Nov 03 2006 Posts: 763

it's basically so athiests can get all giddy as they masterbate.

Title: Nothing Special Joined: Oct 25 2006 Posts: 396

How about the proof they present? Especially these:

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Google is all-knowing (Omniscient). She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google all-knowing, but She also sorts through this vast amount of data using Her patented PageRank method, making said data accessible for us mere mortals.

More than any other search engine, but not necessarily all web pages in existence. It may not know NOW, but it will probably find it eventually.

Quote:

Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.

Google has not answered my question about a certain NES game I've forgotten: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1070

Google didn't give us fire, either.