Quite a good song making fun of Twitter. It's not nearly as good as "We Didn't Start the Flame War," but I still enjoyed it. The backwards storytelling is clever and works really well:
Usually the Cracked photoshop contests are pretty good, but this one made me actively laugh out loud at almost every entry. Probably just because I'm a science nerd, but still. Fucking hilarious.
Wow, this article sucks, and this guy is an idiot. It's like he got made at some kid in 5th grade and let an "N-word" and he's spent every waking moment since then trying to prove that he's "so NOT racist" and that he "totally gets black people".
I have a couple good ideas for Cracked articles that I've been wanting to write and submit, but I've been too lazy/busy.
I can't help but feel many of us suffer from one of these. I know i have OCD tendencies and sometimes i react to stupid stuff online (but not grammar). That last one makes sense and is a key reason why younger children should not be on the internet, well as much as most of us anyway.
The really question is, "Is the Internet killing Empathy?"
I know it's a little late to be replying to this, but I definately have tendencies to 6,5 and 3. And shouldn't 2 and 1 be characterized by the same things, as a lot of trolls and hated guys are usually intertwined.
jackfrost
Title: Cold Hearted Bastard
Joined: Feb 21 2009
Posts: 861
Posted:
Oct 24 2009 10:40 pm
Optimist With Doubts wrote:
http://www.cracked.com/article/178_the-5-most-unintentionally-racist-movies-about-racism/
Bobby "fatboy" has to be the most unfunny person writing for cracked today.
That was the worst article I have ever read on there. It is not funny in the least, and it looks like he was too stupid to understand those movies or never watched them in the first place and just read about them on Wikipedia.
Driving Miss Daisy was a great movie...I don't care what anyone says. And one of the last movies that didn't have to be "profane" to the extent any movie nowadays do.
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
Posted:
Oct 25 2009 01:30 am
O'Brien Bucholz and Brockway are my favorites.
Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
Posts: 2649
Posted:
Oct 25 2009 07:57 am
jackfrost wrote:
Optimist With Doubts wrote:
http://www.cracked.com/article/178_the-5-most-unintentionally-racist-movies-about-racism/
Bobby "fatboy" has to be the most unfunny person writing for cracked today.
That was the worst article I have ever read on there. It is not funny in the least, and it looks like he was too stupid to understand those movies or never watched them in the first place and just read about them on Wikipedia.
As a frequent writer for Cracked, I totally agree. Compared to what the rest of us do with the normal daily feature articles and the process we have to go through to get published there, this one was totally lazy, completely unfunny, and inaccurate.
I'm not really sure what the editors are thinking beside that they must have had to fill some space, and had nothing better to fit in there (kind of like that awful Saw topic page that was featured the other day: http://www.cracked.com/funny-376-saw/ which was clearly just an image they had laying around from a contest, and slapped some uninspired text underneath)
Cracked typically gets "guest writers" who are successful somewhere else (like with a blog or something) to write the feature article on Saturdays, and most of it is garbage simply because they don't go through the stringent, very self-selecting process that the other writers do.
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
Posted:
Oct 25 2009 09:00 am
I want more choose your own adventure on drugs.
username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
Posted:
Oct 25 2009 03:16 pm
i agree, that Saw topic was horrible. the Freddie Mercury and the Chewbacca topic pages were way better
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
Posted:
Oct 25 2009 04:04 pm
Yeah I'm not a huge fan of the topics that are no more than images and a paragraph.
Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
Posts: 2649
Posted:
Oct 25 2009 06:24 pm
Some topics can be pretty good if people spend more than an hour or so making them. I just completed my second one on NFL Sideline Reporters (I'll post a link to it over in the OPP forum) and it took me just as long to finish and complile as the big feature articles I've done, mostly because I'm really OCD and everything has to be perfect.
But yeah, most of them are pretty lame and bare bones, mostly because, again, they don't go through the Cracked workshop so they aren't edited by the editors like the features are. Anyone can write one anytime they want to, and they usually only get featured up on the front page (like my Google Earth one did) if the editors think it's good enough.
ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
Posted:
Oct 25 2009 06:31 pm
Pandajuice wrote:
jackfrost wrote:
Optimist With Doubts wrote:
http://www.cracked.com/article/178_the-5-most-unintentionally-racist-movies-about-racism/
Bobby "fatboy" has to be the most unfunny person writing for cracked today.
That was the worst article I have ever read on there. It is not funny in the least, and it looks like he was too stupid to understand those movies or never watched them in the first place and just read about them on Wikipedia.
As a frequent writer for Cracked, I totally agree. Compared to what the rest of us do with the normal daily feature articles and the process we have to go through to get published there, this one was totally lazy, completely unfunny, and inaccurate.
I'm not really sure what the editors are thinking beside that they must have had to fill some space, and had nothing better to fit in there (kind of like that awful Saw topic page that was featured the other day: http://www.cracked.com/funny-376-saw/ which was clearly just an image they had laying around from a contest, and slapped some uninspired text underneath)
Cracked typically gets "guest writers" who are successful somewhere else (like with a blog or something) to write the feature article on Saturdays, and most of it is garbage simply because they don't go through the stringent, very self-selecting process that the other writers do.
It's good to have someone on the inside of cracked. I frequent the articles to more or less test my skills of detecting sarcasm and have a good time reading how logic always gets pissed on. The most recent one I read was the Star Wars saga outside the movies, it may have been old news to me, but i still enjoyed it.
I've always wondered this, PJ, do the Cracked stuff live in close proximity of each other and have meeting or do you guys live in various parts of the world and use chat rooms?
Links, pics, vids . . . I shall post these when given the chance
Transformers 2 Review: ". . . Did i mention SHIT BLOWS UP?!!!"
Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
Posts: 5042
Posted:
Oct 25 2009 06:50 pm
I'll answer that, there is a hidden writers only forum of cracked where you pitch your idea and if it's approved it gets moved to another area where the pitches are considered and if they are accepted from there they go to the main page. During all this Editors and fellow writers will give tips.
The topic pages work like wikipedia, and if the editors like the page it gets featured. If you get an article or topic featured you receive $50 with options for more depending on popularity of the article.
Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
Posts: 2649
Posted:
Oct 26 2009 06:39 am
ReeperTheSeeker wrote:
I've always wondered this, PJ, do the Cracked stuff live in close proximity of each other and have meeting or do you guys live in various parts of the world and use chat rooms?
Yeah, pretty much what Optimist said. Anyone can write for Cracked (if they're good enough, that is) by joining the "Writer's Workshop" which is a hidden part of the forums. Once you're there, you just pitch your idea with a sample write-up to demonstrate that you can actually write the idea. If the editors like the idea, they move it to a "considering" section which is just a holding tank for their weekly editorial meeting.
The main staff consists of three editors that conference call weekly with a couple copy editors and higher ups from their parent company to discuss which pitches they will accept for that week and if they like your idea and think it'll make a good article, they "accept" it and direct you to go write it. Then once it's finished, it's featured on the front page sometime during the next month or so, and you get paid.
Everything is done online via the forum, and it's a really unique process that really teaches you how to write for a publisher, and gives a lot of people a very good opportunity to become serious published writers if that's a goal for them. If not, it's just cool seeing your work on a popular website and get paid for it.
Absurd, stupid, ridiculous, no real redeeming qualities, but still entertained the crap out of me.
William Shakespeare wrote:
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
asbestos_pie
Title: Your mom.
Joined: Aug 03 2009
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 128
Posted:
Oct 27 2009 09:22 pm
http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=12407
Everyone hated this one but I thought it was hi-lawrious. “Go cunt off to Hell” is a phrase that should be thrown around more often.
Look at the controller
A Nazi with a social degree
A middle-class hero
A rapist with your eyes on me!