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SoldierHawk
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PostPosted: Jul 01 2009 08:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Quite a good song making fun of Twitter. It's not nearly as good as "We Didn't Start the Flame War," but I still enjoyed it. The backwards storytelling is clever and works really well:

http://www.cracked.com/video_17539_series-poor-decisions-twitter-song.html


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PostPosted: Aug 30 2009 05:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top



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PostPosted: Sep 02 2009 03:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Usually the Cracked photoshop contests are pretty good, but this one made me actively laugh out loud at almost every entry. Probably just because I'm a science nerd, but still. Fucking hilarious.

http://www.cracked.com/photoshop_82_if-hollywood-taught-science-class/


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PostPosted: Sep 09 2009 01:03 am Reply with quote Back to top

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Fine with me penis-sheathe.

I have never heard that phrase used as an insult before.


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PostPosted: Sep 09 2009 01:24 am Reply with quote Back to top

UsaSatsui wrote:
This...amused me.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/chatting-with-mario-during-a-game-of-super-mario-brothers/


THAT was funny. One of the cleverest pieces they've done in some time.


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PostPosted: Sep 18 2009 01:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top



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PostPosted: Oct 24 2009 04:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

http://www.cracked.com/article/178_the-5-most-unintentionally-racist-movies-about-racism/
Bobby "fatboy" has to be the most unfunny person writing for cracked today.


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PostPosted: Oct 24 2009 07:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Wow, this article sucks, and this guy is an idiot. It's like he got made at some kid in 5th grade and let an "N-word" and he's spent every waking moment since then trying to prove that he's "so NOT racist" and that he "totally gets black people".

I have a couple good ideas for Cracked articles that I've been wanting to write and submit, but I've been too lazy/busy.
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PostPosted: Oct 24 2009 07:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
I have a couple good ideas for Cracked articles that I've been wanting to write and submit, but I've been too lazy/busy.

that you have. that you have.

you teased us about the 100th article a while ago and still nothing. no pressure though, just saying is all


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PostPosted: Oct 24 2009 10:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:
http://www.cracked.com/article_17522_6-new-personality-disorders-caused-by-internet.html

I can't help but feel many of us suffer from one of these. I know i have OCD tendencies and sometimes i react to stupid stuff online (but not grammar). That last one makes sense and is a key reason why younger children should not be on the internet, well as much as most of us anyway.

The really question is, "Is the Internet killing Empathy?"


I know it's a little late to be replying to this, but I definately have tendencies to 6,5 and 3. And shouldn't 2 and 1 be characterized by the same things, as a lot of trolls and hated guys are usually intertwined.
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PostPosted: Oct 24 2009 10:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Optimist With Doubts wrote:
http://www.cracked.com/article/178_the-5-most-unintentionally-racist-movies-about-racism/
Bobby "fatboy" has to be the most unfunny person writing for cracked today.


That was the worst article I have ever read on there. It is not funny in the least, and it looks like he was too stupid to understand those movies or never watched them in the first place and just read about them on Wikipedia.


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PostPosted: Oct 24 2009 11:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Driving Miss Daisy was a great movie...I don't care what anyone says. And one of the last movies that didn't have to be "profane" to the extent any movie nowadays do.
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PostPosted: Oct 25 2009 01:30 am Reply with quote Back to top

O'Brien Bucholz and Brockway are my favorites.



 
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Pandajuice
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PostPosted: Oct 25 2009 07:57 am Reply with quote Back to top

jackfrost wrote:
Optimist With Doubts wrote:
http://www.cracked.com/article/178_the-5-most-unintentionally-racist-movies-about-racism/
Bobby "fatboy" has to be the most unfunny person writing for cracked today.

That was the worst article I have ever read on there. It is not funny in the least, and it looks like he was too stupid to understand those movies or never watched them in the first place and just read about them on Wikipedia.

As a frequent writer for Cracked, I totally agree. Compared to what the rest of us do with the normal daily feature articles and the process we have to go through to get published there, this one was totally lazy, completely unfunny, and inaccurate.

I'm not really sure what the editors are thinking beside that they must have had to fill some space, and had nothing better to fit in there (kind of like that awful Saw topic page that was featured the other day: http://www.cracked.com/funny-376-saw/ which was clearly just an image they had laying around from a contest, and slapped some uninspired text underneath)

Cracked typically gets "guest writers" who are successful somewhere else (like with a blog or something) to write the feature article on Saturdays, and most of it is garbage simply because they don't go through the stringent, very self-selecting process that the other writers do.
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PostPosted: Oct 25 2009 09:00 am Reply with quote Back to top

I want more choose your own adventure on drugs. Smile



 
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PostPosted: Oct 25 2009 03:16 pm Reply with quote Back to top

i agree, that Saw topic was horrible. the Freddie Mercury and the Chewbacca topic pages were way better


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Optimist With Doubts
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PostPosted: Oct 25 2009 04:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah I'm not a huge fan of the topics that are no more than images and a paragraph.


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Pandajuice
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PostPosted: Oct 25 2009 06:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Some topics can be pretty good if people spend more than an hour or so making them. I just completed my second one on NFL Sideline Reporters (I'll post a link to it over in the OPP forum) and it took me just as long to finish and complile as the big feature articles I've done, mostly because I'm really OCD and everything has to be perfect.

But yeah, most of them are pretty lame and bare bones, mostly because, again, they don't go through the Cracked workshop so they aren't edited by the editors like the features are. Anyone can write one anytime they want to, and they usually only get featured up on the front page (like my Google Earth one did) if the editors think it's good enough.
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PostPosted: Oct 25 2009 06:31 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Pandajuice wrote:
jackfrost wrote:
Optimist With Doubts wrote:
http://www.cracked.com/article/178_the-5-most-unintentionally-racist-movies-about-racism/
Bobby "fatboy" has to be the most unfunny person writing for cracked today.

That was the worst article I have ever read on there. It is not funny in the least, and it looks like he was too stupid to understand those movies or never watched them in the first place and just read about them on Wikipedia.

As a frequent writer for Cracked, I totally agree. Compared to what the rest of us do with the normal daily feature articles and the process we have to go through to get published there, this one was totally lazy, completely unfunny, and inaccurate.

I'm not really sure what the editors are thinking beside that they must have had to fill some space, and had nothing better to fit in there (kind of like that awful Saw topic page that was featured the other day: http://www.cracked.com/funny-376-saw/ which was clearly just an image they had laying around from a contest, and slapped some uninspired text underneath)

Cracked typically gets "guest writers" who are successful somewhere else (like with a blog or something) to write the feature article on Saturdays, and most of it is garbage simply because they don't go through the stringent, very self-selecting process that the other writers do.


It's good to have someone on the inside of cracked. I frequent the articles to more or less test my skills of detecting sarcasm and have a good time reading how logic always gets pissed on. The most recent one I read was the Star Wars saga outside the movies, it may have been old news to me, but i still enjoyed it.

I've always wondered this, PJ, do the Cracked stuff live in close proximity of each other and have meeting or do you guys live in various parts of the world and use chat rooms?


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PostPosted: Oct 25 2009 06:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I'll answer that, there is a hidden writers only forum of cracked where you pitch your idea and if it's approved it gets moved to another area where the pitches are considered and if they are accepted from there they go to the main page. During all this Editors and fellow writers will give tips.

The topic pages work like wikipedia, and if the editors like the page it gets featured. If you get an article or topic featured you receive $50 with options for more depending on popularity of the article.


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PostPosted: Oct 26 2009 06:39 am Reply with quote Back to top

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:
I've always wondered this, PJ, do the Cracked stuff live in close proximity of each other and have meeting or do you guys live in various parts of the world and use chat rooms?

Yeah, pretty much what Optimist said. Anyone can write for Cracked (if they're good enough, that is) by joining the "Writer's Workshop" which is a hidden part of the forums. Once you're there, you just pitch your idea with a sample write-up to demonstrate that you can actually write the idea. If the editors like the idea, they move it to a "considering" section which is just a holding tank for their weekly editorial meeting.

The main staff consists of three editors that conference call weekly with a couple copy editors and higher ups from their parent company to discuss which pitches they will accept for that week and if they like your idea and think it'll make a good article, they "accept" it and direct you to go write it. Then once it's finished, it's featured on the front page sometime during the next month or so, and you get paid.

Everything is done online via the forum, and it's a really unique process that really teaches you how to write for a publisher, and gives a lot of people a very good opportunity to become serious published writers if that's a goal for them. If not, it's just cool seeing your work on a popular website and get paid for it.
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PostPosted: Oct 26 2009 11:27 am Reply with quote Back to top

http://www.cracked.com/article/171_6-creepy-urban-legends-that-happen-to-be-true-part-321/

This article is horrifying Im going to go home and hug my mom.


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PostPosted: Oct 26 2009 06:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Maybe this will help get the images out of your head there, Opti. I have no idea why I found this so funny, but it made me lol more than a few times:

<param name="flashVars" value="TITLE=Curse%20of%20the%20Duck%20Hunt%20Dog&demand_show_replay=true&DESC=%3Cfont%20size%3D%221%22%3ESpecial%20Effects%20-%20Danny%20O%27Malley%20//%20Storyboard%20and%20Creature%20Design%20-%20Harry%20Chaskin//%20Crew%20-%20Harry%20Chaskin%2C%20Nick%20Eliafan%2C%20Alonya%20Eisenberg%2C%20Kevin%20Manwarren%2C%20Kevin%20Murphy%2C%20%20Rob%20Olague%2C%20Chris%20Otte%2C%20Chris%20Schulz%20//%20Special%20Thanks%20-%20Aristotle%20Athiras%2C%20Alex%20Garcia%2C%20Matty%20Smith%2C%20Michael%20Swaim%2C%20MusOpen.org%2C%20Freesound.org%3C/font%3E&demand_related=1&video_title=Curse%20of%20the%20Duck%20Hunt%20Dog&demand_related_feed=http%3A//www.cracked.com/relatedvideo_18085_curse-duck-hunt-dog.xml&KEYWORDS=&v=2.2.0&adPartner=Adap&demand_iconurl=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/sites/cracked2/images/favicon.gif&COMPANION_DIV_ID=adaptv_ad_companion_div&KEY=DemandMediacracked&demand_icontext=Watch%20more%20videos%20at%20Cracked.com%2C%20America%27s%20only%20humor%20site.&demand_iconlink=http%3A//www.cracked.com/&CATEGORIES=Entertainment%2CNews%2CLifestyle&demand_report_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/update.aspx&demand_autoplay=0&URL=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/funpages/cms_content/18085/video_18085_608x342.flv&skin=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/playerskin.swf&height=37&sitename=Cracked.com&source=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/funpages/cms_content/18085/video_18085_608x342.flv&demand_content_id=18085&demand_content_sourcekey=cracked.com&ID=18085&demand_page_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_18085_curse-duck-hunt-dog.html" />
Curse of the Duck Hunt Dog -- powered by Cracked.com


Absurd, stupid, ridiculous, no real redeeming qualities, but still entertained the crap out of me.


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PostPosted: Oct 27 2009 09:22 pm Reply with quote Back to top

http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=12407
Everyone hated this one but I thought it was hi-lawrious. “Go cunt off to Hell” is a phrase that should be thrown around more often.


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