And so

The topic degenerates into useless blather again, like the pus spurting from the asshole of the American Problem.

Here's a hint.

But I got one. Here's a fun thing to do when you pass a church carwash. (good topic guys. hehe.)

Ok, here's what you do, you make sure that the girls waving you in are at MOST 15 years old. Those are surely to be the most nubile, so anyway, then you roll up in nothing but short shorts on, while riding a motorcycle, and you have them wash your bike, then, when they are washing somewhat close to your legs, insert your hairy pale legs into their wiping range repeatedly, and grunt loudly each time they wipe your skin, even if it's just a little. You really need to encourage it. You can stroke your facial hair during this stage, maybe reach out and touch them a bit just to tease them. It should be really funny when they look helplessly toward the adults surely supervising the event.

Now that's a fun thing to do during a church sponsored carwash, none of the CarWash suggestions earlier in this thread come even close.