Did anyone see Eyes Wide Shut? It's got a pretty high rating on Rotten Tomatoes and everyone seemed to praise it as Kubrick's masterpiece when it first came out. I had never seen it so for fun I watched it with Fernin and our friend a few months back.
It was awful. Two and a half hours of an incoherent plot with Tom Cruise wandering around parroting everything everyone says to him. Around an hour in I was ready to just quit watching, and I was the one that picked it out! Somehow we doggedly stuck through it. Biggest waste of time.
I have a million complains about all the ways the movie went wrong, including the script and Didn't Do The Research (did you know smoking weed means you stumble around and talk like you're drunk? Who knew. Also, if you OD on anything, just have Tom Cruise take your blood pressure and watch you sit naked in a chair. You'll be all better soon), buuuuut I'll just stop here.
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May 06 2011 10:03 am
Eyes Wide Shut is definitely overrated, IMO. I thought it was terrible, and it may have something to do with the fact that Kubrick died before it was finished. It would be my guess that whoever took over the project seriously fucked it up, because when you watch it you can see it has potential.
i'll_bite_your_ear
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May 07 2011 03:59 am
I think Eyes Wide Shut is a pretty good movie. It's not surrounded by the aura of a masterpiece like most of his movies but i like it for it's unique qualitys. It's a whole movie about sexual fears and what shapes they assume.
it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times
Doddsino
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May 07 2011 01:06 pm
The problem with Eyes Wide Shut was the resolution. I felt the whole third act just seem rushed and uninteresting, compared to the first two parts of the movie. It probably wasn't the best note for Kubrick to go out on, although I didn't think it was bad. I actually think Barry Lyndon was worse, simply because Ryan O'fuckin Neal was the lead in that, and he's a pretty bad actor in general (except for Paper Moon). In fact, I'll go so far as to say that Kubrick after A Clockwork Orange, none of Kubrick's movies were "amazing". Yeah, I know people will say the Shining and Full Metal Jacket, but Shining wasn't bad, I actually like it, but could've been handled better, and Full Metal Jacket should've been told through flashbacks instead of straight. And this is coming from someone who thinks Kubrick is one of the best directors ever.
Shut up, Dorn
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May 08 2011 09:43 pm
All of my friends LOVE Across the Universe. I think it's an over-rated, over-emotional, underplotted music video done by overpriviledged white kids with money. Fuck, I hate that movie.
Doddsino
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May 08 2011 11:12 pm
Another movie that's good, but overrated, and for all the wrong reasons;
Being There
What a lousy note for Peter Sellers to end on. Basically the gist of the story is that Sellers is a gardener who has literally spent his entire life as a gardener for a wealthy man who has recently died. Sellers seems to have some sort of mental disability (he doesn't convey any character or emotions whatsoever, think Data from STTNG) and isn't very socially inept and spends most of his time watching TV. After he's forced out of the mansion, he wanders the streets all day before he is mistaken for being a wealthy businessman. The movie then proceeds to tell the same joke over and over, about how everything Sellers says is mistaken for something with more structure behind than what he actually meant. There's even a moment at the end where he's being considered as President (since no one actually knows who he is, so why not?) and even walks on water.
What. The. Fuck? This movie wasn't so much funny as it was actually quite disturbing.
Trent Valentine
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May 10 2011 12:53 am
3OO. I never really got the big deal about it.
username
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May 10 2011 02:14 am
welcome to the forums trent
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Slayer1
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May 10 2011 09:12 am
Trent Valentine wrote:
3OO. I never really got the big deal about it.
Welcome to the forums too, and I agree... Everyone was hyping it up to be this awesome story and great action and it turned out to be just a bunch of half naked dudes getting their heads chopped off while fighting an ambiguously gay Xerxes.
username
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May 10 2011 09:25 am
Slayer1 wrote:
Trent Valentine wrote:
3OO. I never really got the big deal about it.
Welcome to the forums too, and I agree... Everyone was hyping it up to be this awesome story and great action and it turned out to be just a bunch of half naked dudes getting their heads chopped off while fighting an ambiguously gay Xerxes.
um, thats how the graphic novel was. except the GN didnt add all this extra bullshit.
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Slayer1
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May 10 2011 09:33 am
username wrote:
Slayer1 wrote:
Trent Valentine wrote:
3OO. I never really got the big deal about it.
Welcome to the forums too, and I agree... Everyone was hyping it up to be this awesome story and great action and it turned out to be just a bunch of half naked dudes getting their heads chopped off while fighting an ambiguously gay Xerxes.
um, thats how the graphic novel was. except the GN didnt add all this extra bullshit.
If I read the graphic novel before seeing the movie, maybe then I could have appreciated it, but when word of mouth was from people that never read it, telling me how cinematic it was, I had to believe. My faith was shaken.
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May 10 2011 09:37 am
ah ok.
well, read the GN. its way better than the movie IMO.
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SNESGuy
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May 10 2011 04:32 pm
username wrote:
ah ok.
well, read the GN. its way better than the movie IMO.
Yeah its short but its written by Frank Miller so that should automatically make it awesome
AtmanRyu
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Posted:
May 10 2011 05:21 pm
SnesGuy wrote:
Yeah its short but its written by Frank Miller before he went batshit insane so that should automatically make it awesome
Scott Pilgrim
Horrible, unlikable characters, shitty music, all the bald-faced video game references
Quote:
...I can't see this movie as something to define a generation, other than the massive anti-hipster overtones.
Anti-hipster? Everything throughout the movie was the very definition of hipster, wasn't it? Unless hating the characters is the anti-hipster overtones you're talking about...
Everything done by Tarantino
(not that I hate them, but the good is always loaded down with bad and/or unneccesary parts)
Toy Story 3
I really can't grasp why people thought it was so sad/emotional, I didn't even get misty-eyed)
Avatar
The most overrated ANYTHING in recent history
Shaun of the Dead -don't hit me!-
I enjoyed it and think its an okay movie but I like Hot Fuzz so much better and nobody I know agrees.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (or anything with Broderick)
Quote:
"I don't understand the appeal to Gladiator"
I can't stand that strobe-y fast action camera that everyone uses in their action scenes since this movie came out. It really bugs my eyes.
AtmanRyu
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May 10 2011 09:05 pm
Etch wrote:
Anti-hipster? Everything throughout the movie was the very definition of hipster, wasn't it? Unless hating the characters is the anti-hipster overtones you're talking about...
If you were to look at the movie carefully, you'll notice that the villains (the league of exes and Gideon) or at least your average douchebag in the movie embody everything that it's hipster or worse:
"What's with the outfit? Are you a pirate?" "...Pirates are in this year!"
You may say that EVERYONE in the movie was a hipster (That argument is for another thread...), but if that were the case, the villains once again cranked that up to 11 (Hello? "Super Vegan"?).
Hell, even the song that played during the final battle is credited as "Death to all Hipsters":
Yeah its short but its written by Frank Miller before he went batshit insane so that should automatically make it awesome
Fixed.
He went insane? Why wasnt i informed?!
slapolakinkaido
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May 11 2011 04:15 am
The third Lord of the Rings movie. The third movie got a little too much praise I thought. In fact I have to say the third one was my least favorite of the three.
i'll_bite_your_ear
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May 11 2011 05:04 am
The Dark Knight. I think the movie is great, in fact it's a masterpiece in acting and atmosphere but what always bothered me was that you never feel like watching a comic made into a movie.
It's just too realistic for a comic movie, you can hardly call it that.
Sin City is to me the prime example of a good comic movie.
Robert Rodriguez really made that happen.
it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times
pSYcl0Ne
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May 26 2011 02:27 am
Sin City is what /made/ Miller bat shit insane though isn't it. He didn't want to do it, Rodriguez convinced him, the movie kicks ass - WHAM! We're given The Spirit and 300. Are we due for a black & white with CGI added color arty fart version of RoboCop soon?
As for Avatar... Anyone remember the cartoon/movie Fern Gully with the fairies and the pollution and the Robin Williams bat?
That's Avatar right there. EXACT rip off!
I disagree with Boondock Saints being overrated, It seemed pretty underground and not over hyped - entertaining. Still, I haven't rushed off to seek out the sequel.
I think the congruency here is that if Hollywood (James Cameron) finds a formula that works it pushes out drivel immitations. Romeo+Juliet=Titanic etc.
Episode IV comes first, that is good parenting.
Doddsino
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May 26 2011 02:46 am
I for one, HATE most comic book adaptations, you know why?
Because you almost always cannot take a comic book and literally translate it to the big screen, it doesn't work. There are exceptions to the rule, but for the most part, you have to take away a lot of the theatrics that is in most comic books, and when you do that, you piss off the fanboys, and when you don't, you have a silly stupid movie.
So people can complain all they want about how Batman doesn't "feel" like a comic book movie because it's "too real", because we don't have a CGI Clayface or Joker wasn't using Smilax, or we didn't have Harley Quinn with a 3 waist and size E tits dancing around Joker, because fanboys like that nonsense. That shit belongs in the comic books, I could care the fuck less how "close" it felt, as long as the character's personalities were treated correctly.
pSYcl0Ne
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May 26 2011 02:52 am
Doddsino wrote:
I for one, HATE most comic book adaptations, you know why?
Because almost always, you cannot take a comic book and translate it to the big screen, it doesn't work. There are exceptions to the rule, but for the most part, you have to take away a lot of the theatrics that is in most comic books, and when you do that, you piss off the fanboys, and when you don't, you have a silly stupid movie.
So people can complain all they want about how Batman doesn't "feel" like a comic book movie because it's "too real", because we don't have a CGI Clayface or Joker wasn't using Smilax, or we didn't have Harley Quinn with a 3 waist and size E tits dancing around Joker, because fanboys like that nonsense. That shit belongs in the comic books, I could care the fuck less how "close" it felt, as long as the character's personalities were treated correctly.
Begins & Dark Knight, Watchmen, Sin City, (The one with Eric Bana) Hulk. These are the ones I like. That is all.
Not a movie, but I also think The Walking Dead TV series is over rated for pretty much the same reason Doddsino stated, but not because of the special effects or anything - mainly because they pussed out on some of the best shit in the story line.
Episode IV comes first, that is good parenting.
Doddsino
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Posted:
May 26 2011 03:00 am
How could you like the Eric Bana Hulk? Ang Lee should be banned from making movies after that shit.
Speaking of overrated, Ang Lee. What a hack!
pSYcl0Ne
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May 26 2011 03:14 am
I thought Ang Lee's Hulk was good - everybody hates on it man WTF? It was 10 times the movie Ed Norton's-I'm-nostalgic-for-the-tv-series' was!
Episode IV comes first, that is good parenting.
aika
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May 26 2011 12:12 pm
Ang Lee's Hulk is the only time I ever saw a movie in theaters where I gathered my stuff and prepared to walk out halfway through. The one and only time. :\