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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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I'd have hot, freaky, nasty Gremline relations with her.
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
Posts: 1565
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Star Wars episode 3 1/2:The Smuggler Wars ...The story of a young Han Solo dealing with troubled adolescence.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| joshwoodzy wrote: |
| I'd have hot, freaky, nasty Gremline relations with her. |
Wouldn't that just be dunking her in a toilet over and over?
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Milhouse
Joined: Dec 19 2008
Location: Charlottesville, VA
Posts: 485
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| Milhouse wrote: |
| Speed 3: Roller-skates. |
Speed 4: Segway Congo Line!
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
Posts: 1831
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| Speed 3: Roller-skates. |
Speed 4: Segway Congo Line! |
Speed 5: Go cart Antics
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Dr. Strangelove
Joined: Dec 30 2010
Location: Salt Lake City
Posts: 104
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| Milhouse wrote: |
| Speed 3: Roller-skates. |
Speed 4: Segway Congo Line! |
Speed 5: Go cart Antics |
Speed 6: Minecart Mayhem
Speed 7: Bandwagon, Jumping on the
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Deadmau_5pra
Title: Amatuer film/podcaster
Joined: Feb 10 2009
Location: Chicago Area
Posts: 1126
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Full Metal Jacket: The beginnings of Private Pyle
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BrainGravy
Joined: Jan 19 2011
Posts: 4
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Back to the Future IV: Mad-dog, 50's biff, alt-85 biff, and griff unite and steal a blueprint for the deloran and build a new one. They take over the white house by kicking out the president and declaring Doc Brown as a MASK. Muslim Anti-christ Socialist from Kenya. The Tannen squad send in their ultimate weapon to hunt Doc Brown, Commando Glenn Beck.
Doc desides to trace his family roots and discover he's half black and a training montage ensues and all hell breaks loose in washington. With the resulting timelines being put back together, Doc lays in his deathbed and detonates a bomb that destroys his laboratory and research so no one else can duplicate time travel.
But Speilburg isn't done yet...
(Sorry for the incoherent mess, I only got 3 hours of sleep and I can't think straight but I thought to post this for laughs and feel shame for it when I wake up tomorrow).
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
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| Douche McCallister wrote: |
| The girl gremlin was hot. |
Yeah, it's sad. Even when I was 7, I wanted to fuck her. And I'm not even into that shit. I also wanted to fuck Marla.
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| She looks like New York from "Flavor of Love." |
Actually, I always thought Janice from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem looked like New York.
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
Posts: 1565
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A sequel to the Mark Wahlberg Planet of the Apes.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
Posts: 5316
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That would actually be pretty cool. I actually enjoyed that version and the ending, while stupid was pretty entertaining.
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
Posts: 1565
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Alien vs Predator vs Terminator: Just a chaotic free for all. Everyone vs everyone, just shoot the nearest thing.
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Thunderhorse
Title: This is DELICIOUS!
Joined: Dec 29 2009
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
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| Alien vs Predator vs Terminator: Just a chaotic free for all. Everyone vs everyone, just shoot the nearest thing. |
vs Robocop vs Avatar vs Star Wars vs Lord of The Rings vs Clerks vs Capcom vs Marvel vs SNK vs Walker Texas Ranger
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This Is Tuna With Bacon |
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
Posts: 1831
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| Thunderhorse wrote: |
| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| Alien vs Predator vs Terminator: Just a chaotic free for all. Everyone vs everyone, just shoot the nearest thing. |
vs Robocop vs Avatar vs Star Wars vs Lord of The Rings vs Clerks vs Capcom vs Marvel vs SNK vs Walker Texas Ranger |
Vs the George Bush Administration
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Thunderhorse
Title: This is DELICIOUS!
Joined: Dec 29 2009
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
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| SnesGuy wrote: |
| Thunderhorse wrote: |
| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| Alien vs Predator vs Terminator: Just a chaotic free for all. Everyone vs everyone, just shoot the nearest thing. |
vs Robocop vs Avatar vs Star Wars vs Lord of The Rings vs Clerks vs Capcom vs Marvel vs SNK vs Walker Texas Ranger |
Vs the George Bush Administration |
vs Godzilla vs Mobile Suit Gundam vs Rugrats vs Dracula vs Scott Pilgrim vs The World
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This Is Tuna With Bacon |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
Posts: 1565
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Lord of the Rings 4: An even more pretentious ending!
This time the movie is 5 1/2 hours and takes an hour and a half to end even after all the bad guys are already gone and there's no more conflict.
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Beach Bum
Joined: Dec 08 2010
Location: At the pants party.
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| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
Lord of the Rings 4: An even more pretentious ending!
This time the movie is 5 1/2 hours and takes an hour and a half to end even after all the bad guys are already gone and there's no more conflict. |
4 hours and 45 minutes of which is spent walking to the battle. Leaving only 15 minutes for the actual fight after which they spend 30 minutes walking again to end the movie.
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Milhouse
Joined: Dec 19 2008
Location: Charlottesville, VA
Posts: 485
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Home Alone 5: CPS Gets Involved.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
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The Lion King 3: Mecha Mufasa VS Dark Spirit Scar
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it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times |
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BrainGravy
Joined: Jan 19 2011
Posts: 4
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Halloween: Michael learns about the periodic table.
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
Posts: 1565
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Lethal Weapon 5. Now that Riggs is married with a kid he beats his wife, gets divorced, and has a custody battle over his kid. And maybe a sub-plot with drug smugglers or something.
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Milhouse
Joined: Dec 19 2008
Location: Charlottesville, VA
Posts: 485
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Three Men and their Baby's Baby.
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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
Posts: 517
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Free Willy 5
(im surprised they made three sequals to this movie!)
this time willy is back, back with a vengeance. Learning that his friends from the previous willy movies were taken hostage by Somali Pirates, Willy teams up with John Rambo, John McCain and John Cena to kick some pirate ass, free some innocent Americans, blow shit up in Somalia and bring truth, justice and virtue yet again to the free loving democratic people of the world.
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Let's assume it's a mixture of the two!
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