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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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Sweet. He met his deadline.
Did u wait until 5 minutes before midnight PDT on purpose, just for the suspense? Or did it just work out that way?
Good article btw. I wouldve opened up fester myself.
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| Also, I got a coupon. It's for fifteen cents off my next box of Cabbage Patch Kids Cereal. And since this box is marked at the reasonable price of $1.73, that's a savings of well over 8%. And guess what the expiration date on the coupon is? THERE IS NONE. So Ralston was either extremely optimistic or extremely pessimistic about how long this cereal would last. My guess is the latter. |
I wonder if you could use the coupon for anything now. Maybe it is a collectible itself?
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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| username wrote: |
Sweet. He met his deadline.
Did u wait until 5 minutes before midnight PDT on purpose, just for the suspense? Or did it just work out that way?
Good article btw. I wouldve opened up fester myself. |
if I could have got to bed earlier, I would have. I'm exhausted and I'm at work. Out at 3 though, and going back to bed.
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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
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Haddox
Flying Hellfish
Title: Pirate
Joined: May 11 2006
Location: The High Seas
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Ha ha, Syd. No one cares about your articles!
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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Its not that we don't care. Just in my book writing about expired foodstuffs < writing about band shirts, NES games, etc.
That said, it was a good qudrilogy of articles, and I'm glad you ended up okay. I really wish you'd stop eating stuff like the Star Wars cookies and Cabbage Patch cereal though...you don't need to makes yourself sick to entertain us. Seriously, you don't. 
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ptrizzle
Title: 25 to Life
Joined: Jun 28 2010
Location: Dirty South
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The Star Wars cookies article was the first article I read on this site, and I thought it was very entertaining, That article was the initial reason I came back later because I liked it so much. I really enjoyed the expired cereal articles. I was anticipating the shit out of the next one the whole time. It's cool you're okay! Good work man.
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Broken bruised forgotten sore, too f**ked up to care anymore, poison to my rotten core, too f**ked up to care anymore! |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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Fuck that. He needs to puke next time. I was actually hoping he would try to eat the cereal with vodka like he did with the cookies
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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Yeah I mean you can only do so many articles on expired foods until people start hoping for vomiting and get bored.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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Hence the videos...the VIDEOS!!!!!
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Does it creep you out that a bunch of total strangers on the internet are clamoring to see videos of you puking?
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ptrizzle
Title: 25 to Life
Joined: Jun 28 2010
Location: Dirty South
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Four expired cereals, one cup.
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Broken bruised forgotten sore, too f**ked up to care anymore, poison to my rotten core, too f**ked up to care anymore! |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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OK I really didn't need to imagine that. 
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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Well Syd did say he would reenact 2G1C rather than ever eating Star Wars cookies again.
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Drew Linky
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| Well Syd did say he would reenact 2G1C rather than ever eating Star Wars cookies again. |
I'm not totally sure, but... I think I'll probably skip that one... 
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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: Where my computer is.
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You're all horrible people for wanting to see Syd throw up on camera, but I would like to see his facial expressions upon consuming old cereal or whatever. Must be priceless.
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Pandajuice
Title: The Power of Grayskull
Joined: Oct 30 2008
Location: US and UK
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I love these articles and the June of Doom was very entertaining. Thanks Syd!
It was awesome to read that you almost vomited on the Cabbage Patch Kids cereal. We almost had it!
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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I appreciate the time and effort it took to put the June of Doom together. Great work!
You've sworn of eating expired food from now on, which we all know is a lie, so the next time you do I say you can't accompany said food with any beverage...unless it's vodka. I'm telling you, that milk stifled the full repulsiveness of those cereals. Either that, or you've proven that preservatives really freaking work.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Eating a bowl of expired cereal with Vodka replacing the milk has to be some sort of mortal sin.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Alcohol's a disinfectant. It would probably also be helpful.
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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Yes, it probably would...but at least we could get some drunk writing/posts.
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Arf
Joined: Sep 08 2009
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| I have to be to work at 7. I got less than three hours sleep because I stayed up working on this for you guys. You'll get no sympathy from me. |
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy, Because I'm easy come, easy go. Little high, little low.
Anyway I really wish to see that video, but then, that would have people asking for more videos rather than articles, and the written articles seem like part of the charm this site has. Anyway (the wind blows) go for it, we want to see some hardcore Syd vomiting action!
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Defaultuser
Joined: Jul 03 2010
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Nice work on the articles Syd! I didn't realize all of those crappy cereals were made by the same company, so that was interesting to me. I would love an article on the absolute most obscure cereals ever licensed. I know you don't take suggestions, but if you do it...
Please, don't eat them!
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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So why DO you have a Bobcat?
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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| Ross Rifle wrote: |
| So why DO you have a Bobcat? |
Hey, I own one too. I'll post pics, it looks very similar. But really, why do you have one Syd?
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