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"The Perfect Woman"


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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
PostPosted: Jul 14 2009 11:32 am Reply with quote Back to top

Ross Rifle wrote:
Was your last girlfriend also your first?

Yup.


There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
 
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Haddox
Flying Hellfish
Title: Pirate
Joined: May 11 2006
Location: The High Seas
PostPosted: Jul 14 2009 11:44 am Reply with quote Back to top

The perfect woman is one part chef, one part babysitter, one part maid, one part electrician, one part plumber, one part personal assistant, one part pharmacist, one part repairman, one part hitman, one part interior decorator, two parts almanac, two parts punching bag, and three parts supermodel.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
PostPosted: Jul 14 2009 02:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Haddox wrote:
two parts punching bag,

Rolling Eyes


There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
 
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
PostPosted: Jul 14 2009 02:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hitman and almanac eh? I like your style.


Does anybody here have a Ross Rifle?
www.thetwowordsmusic.com
www.myspace.com/rossrifle
 
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Hauntzor
Title: GET OUT BART I'M PISS
Joined: May 28 2008
Location: Midwest
PostPosted: Aug 11 2009 09:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Andrew Man wrote:
Ba'al wrote:
I don't know why, but to me overly large boobs makes a girl come off as dumb to me.


I was joking. Rolling Eyes

But on a serious note, I am a big fan of boobs although they don't necessarily have to be large. Also I have met many large breasted girls who were quite intelligent, as well as encountering the opposite end of the spectrum.


Same here, I think tits are awesome, I just simply hate those comically-oversized watermelons that some sick fucks have fetishes for. But on the other hand, I don't like women with flat chests either. I'm sort of an in-between kinda guy.



 
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