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DarkMaze
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| so, who's lookign forward to blood and chocolate? |
Bwahaha! They should be ashamed of that title, truly. It doesn't matter that it's based on a book of the same name -- just change it. Apparently they stray from the book drastically anyway. That title would be more approprate for a movie like Chocolat set during WWII. 
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Mr. Bomberman
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When I first heard the name of that movie, I was laughing my ass off 'cause I could picture a scene where some guy massacres a lot of people, then after he's done, you see him eating a Hershey's bar with a bloody sword in his other hand.
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Syd Lexia
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Blood And Chocolate sounds like the title of a dark comedy. Like maybe Sweeney Todd meets Willy Wonka.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Blood And Chocolate sounds like the title of a dark comedy. Like maybe Sweeney Todd meets Willy Wonka. |
Damnit, you beat me to a Willy Wonka reference.
Though on second thought it also sounds like it could be a movie about Marie Atoinette. Chocolate cake and whatnot.
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DarkMaze
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Personally, I'd rather go see something like Blood and Banana Bread, or Blood and Mile High Lemon Meringue Pie.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
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| DarkMaze wrote: |
| Personally, I'd rather go see something like Blood and Banana Bread, or Blood and Mile High Lemon Meringue Pie. |
Marge: I knew you had your hands full with the babies, so I baked you some banana bread.
Apu: :sarcastic: Oh hallelujah, our problems are solved. We have banana bread.
Marge: Well, you don't have to be sarcastic.
Marge: Maybe you two should get a nanny.
Apu: Yes, and what would I pay her with? Banana bread? Sorry, sorry, it's just that we haven't slept in days, and we're running out of money and ... banana bread? What the hell were you thinking? Banana bread. Apologize, apologize again. As a token of forgiveness, please take this baby.
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Syd Lexia
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What are the words to the Rocky Theme? To me it sounds like either:
1. Getting stronger
2. Buy a Mazda
3. Gonna rape you
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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Trying hard now
it's so hard now
trying hard now
Getting strong now
won't be long now
getting strong now
Gonna fly now
flying high now
gonna fly, fly, fly...
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Syd Lexia
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Hey, I was close with the first one.
And the second one, well let's just say I setup a meeting with a car company, re: advertising.
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jonnymorgue
Title: Nothing Special
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And the third one is reserved for Rocky VII when he has to fight his way out of a Siberian prison?
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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When that Russian boxer said "I must break you", he was talking about Rocky's asshole.
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FNJ
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there's a juggernaut bitch reference in that song.
please don't call three 6 mafia the rocky theme ever again.
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Rycona
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| Char Aznable wrote: |
| When that Russian boxer said "I must break you", he was talking about Rocky's asshole. |
Like a baseball glove. Just put your ball it in and leave it under your mattress overnight.
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Syd Lexia
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| JEW wrote: |
| please don't call three 6 mafia the rocky theme ever again. |
I was talking about the classic Rocky theme, with the trumpets and shit. That totally has words.
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Mr. Bomberman
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| JEW wrote: |
there's a juggernaut bitch reference in that song.
please don't call three 6 mafia the rocky theme ever again. |
3 6 did a remix of that? You learn somehing new every day^^
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Tishwitch
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| JEW wrote: |
there's a juggernaut bitch reference in that song.
please don't call three 6 mafia the rocky theme ever again. |
Oh come on JEW, find your inner rapper!
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FNJ
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| Mr. Bomberman wrote: |
| JEW wrote: |
there's a juggernaut bitch reference in that song.
please don't call three 6 mafia the rocky theme ever again. |
3 6 did a remix of that? You learn somehing new every day^^ |
nah, they did "it'a a fight" which was on the soundtrack.
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Syd Lexia
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Since Rocky Balboa seems to retcon Rocky V out of existence, I'm wondering if future Rocky box sets will omit it. I'm hoping so. Although Rocky V can never be removed from my memory, I would do my patented happy dance if it were taken out of print and never shown on TV again.
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Since Rocky Balboa seems to retcon Rocky V out of existence, I'm wondering if future Rocky box sets will omit it. I'm hoping so. Although Rocky V can never be removed from my memory, I would do my patented happy dance if it were taken out of print and never shown on TV again. |
Totally seconded.
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Tebor
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Since Rocky Balboa seems to retcon Rocky V out of existence, I'm wondering if future Rocky box sets will omit it. I'm hoping so. Although Rocky V can never be removed from my memory, I would do my patented happy dance if it were taken out of print and never shown on TV again. |
It's still needed to explain why he's not super rich in VI. Kinda.
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DarkMaze
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| Tebor wrote: |
| It's still needed to explain why he's not super rich in VI. Kinda. |
Damn you and your "logic." That was such a bullshit plot device anyway.
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FNJ
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how was rocky V retconned by rocky VI?
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Tebor
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| It's still needed to explain why he's not super rich in VI. Kinda. |
Damn you and your "logic." That was such a bullshit plot device anyway. |
No one else believes that more than me. Within the first ten minutes of V, I knew I hated it for this very reason. 
One could argue Rocky blew his fortune on the restaurant... though it doesn't look like it would waste the millions he had... Maybe Rocky opened a chain of restaurants... about celebrities and Hollywood or something and they failed for the most part... Nah, that could never happen.
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FNJ
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it's not hard.
paulie blew all of rocky's money
stuff happened
rocky beat the shit out of tommy gunn
adrian died
rocky saved up and opened a resteraunt
stuff happened
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Syd Lexia
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| JEW wrote: |
| how was rocky V retconned by rocky VI? |
They showed clips from every Rocky except Rocky V, which Stallone has said was intentional.
Also, they completely ignored the whole "Rocky has permanent brain damage from fighting Drago and should never ever box again" thing.
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