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Commercials I have a deep hatred of.


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Laminated Sky
Title: Extra Crispy
Joined: Feb 25 2008
Location: Etobicoke
PostPosted: Jul 19 2008 08:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Cereal commercials tend to suck ass especially if there is an annoyingly catchy song in it.


I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket,
to fill it up with explosive gases,
and close it back,
with a lit match in it,
while I sit back, and just hope it catches.

Blow you to fragments,
laugh,
roll you, and smoke the ashes.

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Nasir
Joined: Jun 19 2007
PostPosted: Sep 21 2008 04:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This new Jack in a Box commercial with two older men crying like babies,


DESPISE.
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kenthegod
Title: Midnight Scientist
Joined: Dec 07 2006
PostPosted: Sep 21 2008 11:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I loved that commercial, not sure why.


let's have a toast to the douchebags
 
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mtgrnwdstar
Title: The guy from Chicago
Joined: Jun 21 2008
Location: Chicago/DeKalb, IL
PostPosted: Sep 23 2008 03:37 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I think this was a local commercial (Chicagoland), but there was an insurance company called Eagle.

They had a mascot called Eagleman (real original, I know), and in the low-budget commercials that this company produced, this guy would crash his car, and a woman who witnessed the crash said in a superbly-overacted tone "Do you have INSURANCE on this car?!?!" The guy says no and then all of a sudden, a guy in an eagle costume jumps on top of the car. The two schmucks point to him and say "It's Eagleman!!"

Eagleman then says "I've got something...for YOUUU!!" and proceeds to squat down like he's going to take a shit. A strategic cut later, and he is suddenly squatting on top of an egg. Eagleman disappears as the egg hatches, showing a baby eagle holding a sheet of insurance rates in his mouth. The two schmucks then proceed to say "Awww, look at those low rates!"

It kinda became a popular commercial in the sense of "it was so bad it was good" in the Chicago area. I used to hate it, but now that I kind of have an admiration for kitsch, I don't mind it as much. It WAS a very small local insurance company, after all...it wasn't like it was State Farm or Allstate.


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Sep 28 2008 03:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I know we've probably talked about it before, but wtf is up with this shit?
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Who in their right mind was convinced that rubbing some sort of compound on your head will cause it to magically sink past the skin layer, past the skull, and soak directly into the brain relieving head aches? STUPID! Bleating and Babbling



 
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docinsano
Title: Boner King
Joined: Jan 08 2008
Location: Mpls Mini Soda
PostPosted: Sep 28 2008 04:35 pm Reply with quote Back to top

There's a couple of ads that piss me off:
First, because it's in season, I hate political ads and how they always say "I'm (fill in name) and I approve this message." Plus they just plain suck.

Then, there's this Paid Advertisement for this new dog training video. The guy calls himself the "Dog Father" or some shit because his training technique is sooo good. Anyways, this ad sucks and I wish they didn't play it so often.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Sep 28 2008 05:38 pm Reply with quote Back to top

the progressive insurance commercials. the ones that look like they are in a grocery store. i think its the cash register lady that really annoys me, but those piss me off


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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
PostPosted: Sep 28 2008 05:56 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Who's fucking with my images? They aren't hotlinked I re hosted them. Confused



 
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