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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!
- Frank Booth
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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
Posts: 2515
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I could come up with a thousand names that suck the harriest of balls and are still better names than this crap.
Thunderstriker
throatripper
familyraper
the XBOXSUX
the PSGAY
the WIILNUKE4CHAN
the FUKCASUGAMERS
the HARDKORE
the HARDKKKORE
the BLAK PANTHER
jesus anything but WII U
NO U
God fucking dammit I'm melting down. |
I'm not saying it's a good name but you do know why they called it Wii U?
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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Wii University has 4 USB 2.0 ports and proper HDD support. That's all I needed to hear.
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3112
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Alright time for postive notes:
-Skyrim wasn't really on my radar, but the gameplay demonstration just seems to sum up what I've always wanted in a fantasy game.
-Battlefield 3 has tons of potential. With Brothers in Arms going Team Fortress Basterds and Medal of Honor '10 falling on its face, gaming needs its own Saving Private Ryan/Black Hawk Down that keeps us from looking like a bunch of brain-dead destruction monkeys. Hoping it can live up to the trailers.
Bioshock Infinite looks like the return of creative single-player shooters. Bioshock 1, for all of the well-deserved praise it got, felt oddly restrained in the gameplay, but Infinite just looks like a creative mind just got plugged in to a computer and was allowed to run free.
The Negative:
Mass Effect 3: Flashbacks to the old Gears of War 2 trailer that wowed everyone three years ago. Also, can we just put Female Shepard as the default? It's fucked up that even when Mark Meer overacts, he's still boring and bland.
Assassin's Creed: I wish the publishing part of Ubisoft would just let a year go by without an AC game. Let the developers get creative, and try to keep making the great leaps that they were able to accomplish in AC 1 and 2.
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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I am still pretty fucking stoked for ME3.
But yea I agree, Greg. The new Bioshock really looks excellent, wish it were a 2011 title.
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http://www.facebook.com/hellodharmaband
3DS is very good, and Wii U!
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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| Alowishus wrote: |
| JRA wrote: |
I could come up with a thousand names that suck the harriest of balls and are still better names than this crap.
Thunderstriker
throatripper
familyraper
the XBOXSUX
the PSGAY
the WIILNUKE4CHAN
the FUKCASUGAMERS
the HARDKORE
the HARDKKKORE
the BLAK PANTHER
jesus anything but WII U
NO U
God fucking dammit I'm melting down. |
I'm not saying it's a good name but you do know why they called it Wii U? |
Enlighten me.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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So, Nintendo has me suckered into being excited for the Wii U.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
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So people are already calming down about the name and getting properly excited (as much as they would have been) for WiiU. That was quick.
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 I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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As far as names go, Wii U isn't too weird. Clunky as all fuck, yes, but when it was going up against rumors like the Nintendo Stream, the Wii U is pretty tame.
EDIT: At least it's not called the PSVita
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Douche McCallister
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Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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PSVita, although the name is stupid. The graphics are fucking amazing...I'm hoping this fuels an explosive battle between Sony and Nintendo and benefits us, the gamers.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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I dunno. I'd love for that to happen, but it depends. I hope Nintendo doesn't bitch out on us.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
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PSP and PSV sound similar enough. I can only imagine it will lead to problems with ordering stuff.
This can only mean that the inevitable revised 3DS model will be even better than people hoped for initially.
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 I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Yeah, I'm waiting on either the 3DS Lite or a new Advance Wars.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
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I still have my day one 3DS sealed in box.
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 I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Just nothing to play, or are you "collectors item"-ing that shit?
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
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My sister hasn't coughed up the money she said she would pay me for losing my DS Lite back in September 2009. To avoid this in the future, I can't risk her knowing that I actually have money despite her. Until then, I have my younger brother's 3DS to experiment on.
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3112
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Nitpicks, more positives to follow (I honestly see a lot of cool things all-around):
War games- NOBODY IS SURPRISED WHEN YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER AND IT IS SHOT DOWN (Far Cry 3 and Modern Warfare 3).
Press x to pick AK. Press x to automatically attach self to ship, place bomb, press a bunch of buttons and drive away (no other input needed). PRESS RB TO THROW GRENADE. Now press x to open door. Press x to pick up M4. Press x to pick up MP5. Press LS to move backwards. Press x to pick up M4.
Journey sucks. That is, unless it either comes to the 360 or I buy a PS3. Then it will be good.
New challenge: Describe your game for five minutes straight without using the word "cinematic."
Nintendo, bonus points if you announce something this week that isn't a) hardware, b) a game that is not a new installment of either a retro game/main property, or some kind of Fisher Price-esque, Wii-flailing gimmick
Microsoft, bonus points if you announce something that's not a shooter.
Sony, bonus points if you don't treat your customers like shit. Not even at E3, just in general.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Oh, also, SAINTS ROW THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(This fanboy squee brought to you by how awesome Saints Row 2 was).
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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| Greg the White wrote: |
| Nintendo, bonus points if you announce something this week that isn't a) hardware, b) a game that is not a new installment of either a retro game/main property, or some kind of Fisher Price-esque, Wii-flailing gimmick |
You are an absolute turd. If you can look at someone straight in the face while watching all of the Microsoft press conference, grown men and little kids flailing about like fucking retards included, then you are either blind or just don't like Nintendo and are ignoring the hilariousness of the gimmicky bullshit of the XBOX 360.
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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| joshwoodzy wrote: |
| Greg the White wrote: |
| Nintendo, bonus points if you announce something this week that isn't a) hardware, b) a game that is not a new installment of either a retro game/main property, or some kind of Fisher Price-esque, Wii-flailing gimmick |
You are an absolute turd. If you can look at someone straight in the face while watching all of the Microsoft press conference, grown men and little kids flailing about like fucking retards included, then you are either blind or just don't like Nintendo and are ignoring the hilariousness of the gimmicky bullshit of the XBOX 360. |
I made fun of Microsoft, too. It's okay to occasionally even poke fun at things you enjoy. I recently even bought a DS and am having fun catching up on a lot of cool titles from Nintendo and 3rd parties. Just chill.
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 So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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im looking forward to that kinect game being developed by the guy that made REZ. i forget the name of it, but it looks cool.
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
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| joshwoodzy wrote: |
| Greg the White wrote: |
| Nintendo, bonus points if you announce something this week that isn't a) hardware, b) a game that is not a new installment of either a retro game/main property, or some kind of Fisher Price-esque, Wii-flailing gimmick |
You are an absolute turd. If you can look at someone straight in the face while watching all of the Microsoft press conference, grown men and little kids flailing about like fucking retards included, then you are either blind or just don't like Nintendo and are ignoring the hilariousness of the gimmicky bullshit of the XBOX 360. |
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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| im looking forward to that kinect game being developed by the guy that made REZ. i forget the name of it, but it looks cool. |
Children of Eden or something like that? I only heard the name, didn't know Mizuguchi was working on another game. I'll have to keep my eyes peeled.
Also, I'm with everyone else on the Wii U in that my initial reaction was just kind of a softly muttered "wut?" but as I see more and more it seems like the logical ground that tries to compromise the pros and cons of both console and tablet gaming (which every alarmist is saying will wipe out all of the consoles next month just because Angry Birds is annoyingly popular). I don't know how important or big it will actually be, but for a peripheral, it's really trying something.
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Ky-Guy
Title: Obscure Nintendo Gamer
Joined: Jul 19 2006
Location: Michigan
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While I didn't watch Nintendo's presentation, I have seen pictures of the Wii U. I think it's going to be awesome!
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| iPhone games are what you play when you can't get at actual games. You know, like how sometimes alcoholics drink mouthwash. |
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| Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating. |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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i like new shiny stuff, so im excited all around for all 3 systems. im most excited about nintendo obviously, but i still like sony & microsoft.
my wallet hates me though
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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