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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| Star Wars: Episode I. Yeah, it's the worst of all the six, but I still watch any time I notice it's playing on Spike. It's cheesey, the acting blows, Jar Jar blows even harder...but it's Star Wars. Sue me. I enjoy it. A lot of people hate Episode II as well, but I dig it. |
Episode I through III are all equally as terrible. It's embarrassing to have the Star Wars label on them. However I have to admit I'll watch them for a little bit if they're on.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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I just got a 4 pack of Stallone Movies that includes Over The Top for like 8 bucks.
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
Posts: 1565
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| Blackout wrote: |
| I just got a 4 pack of Stallone Movies that includes Over The Top for like 8 bucks. |
You got ripped off.
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Rydog
Title: Dragon Slayer
Joined: Aug 11 2009
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 1511
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| Blackout wrote: |
| I just got a 4 pack of Stallone Movies that includes Over The Top for like 8 bucks. |
I love the fact that he ABSOLUTELY must have that big rig and be a truck driver to move onto a successful life.
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Spanish Meatloaf
Title: Denim Clad Road Warrior
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: Olympia, WA
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Hmmm.... I would say that I watch "The Hulk" a lot, the original one by Ang Lee than everyone hated. I think it was better than the second one though.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| Blackout wrote: |
| I just got a 4 pack of Stallone Movies that includes Over The Top for like 8 bucks. |
You got ripped off. |
Nah, it had Demolition Man in it too!
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
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my guiltiest pleasure is you porn.
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it was the blurst of times |
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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Batman & Robin.
Is it a technically good movie? No.
Is it true to the batman mythos? More often than not, no.
Does it deserve to be in the same paragraph as
...The Dark Knight? Fuck no.
Is it entertaining? FUCK YES AND A HALF! Also Uma Thurman is way hotter in this movie than she was in Pulp Fiction.
I also must have seen a different cut of Bad Boys 2 then everyone else because I thought that movie was awesome. At least it didn't have that stupid mistaken identity subplot that ruined the first movie. And it also has quite possibly the best dialogue Will Smith has ever uttered.
Will: "You ever make love to man?"
Random stupid kid trying to bang Martin Lawrence's daughter: "No"
Will: (with a drunk, yet sincere look in his eyes) "Do you want to?" 
But yea, Bad Boys 2 and The Rock are the only two Michael Bay movies that don't suck.
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There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
Posts: 1565
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| Blackout wrote: |
| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| Blackout wrote: |
| I just got a 4 pack of Stallone Movies that includes Over The Top for like 8 bucks. |
You got ripped off. |
Nah, it had Demolition Man in it too! |
Oh, well thank god for that.
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
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| Spanish Meatloaf wrote: |
| Hmmm.... I would say that I watch "The Hulk" a lot, the original one by Ang Lee than everyone hated. I think it was better than the second one though. |
I agree but they both kinda blow
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Milhouse
Joined: Dec 19 2008
Location: Charlottesville, VA
Posts: 485
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Garden State. It mellows me out.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
Posts: 2747
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Blue Velvet.
I know, I'm a troubled guy.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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I adored Blue Velvet like any other David Lynch movie. What is supposed to be so bad about that movie?
btw, nice signature, i have huge respect of Nicola Tesla. He's a fascinating man.
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
Posts: 1565
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I should probably mention Tango & Cash.
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
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Tango & Cash is hardly a guilty pleasure.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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If Tango and Cash had starred Patrick Swayze instead of Kurt Russell like the studio originally wanted THEN it would be a guilty pleasure.
Guiltiest pleasure: 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It starts off slow, but once you get into, it's pretty rad.
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Guiltiest pleasure: 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It starts off slow, but once you get into, it's pretty rad. |
Yeah, it really takes off at around the 30 second mark.
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SNESGuy
Title: El Duderino
Joined: Jul 31 2010
Location: Da D.C
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| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Guiltiest pleasure: 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It starts off slow, but once you get into, it's pretty rad. |
Yeah, it really takes off at around the 30 second mark. |
Never watched it, isn't it involve vomit and pooping?
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
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if you wanna know it hit google and watch it.
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it was the best of times
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
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I'm a fan of low rent live action japanese flicks. Guiltiest pleasure would be Tokyo Gore Police, but I also like me some Volcano High and Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl. Zebraman is not bad, nor is Cromartie High.
Machine Girl doesn't count. Machine Girl is not a guilty pleasure, its pure sublime genius and it deserves a noble place in history.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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| Also Uma Thurman is way hotter in this movie than she was in Pulp Fiction. |
I agree, her ass in green spandex was frequent masturbatory fuel when that movie came out.
Also, I like Swordfish a lot even if every other person in existence seems to agree that it is the worst movie ever made...
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"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
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Hmm, I dig Swordfish. I think it's a good action/thriller/whateverthefuckgenreitis.
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Doddsino
Joined: Oct 01 2009
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Blue Velvet.
I know, I'm a troubled guy. |
Considering that's like my second favorite movie ever, I wouldn't even consider it bad. Dark? Yeah, of course...but it honestly gave us one of the absolute best villains in Dennis Hopper.
If we're counting "dark movies" that aren't critically acclaimed, then I have to say Very Bad Things. Easily one of the most disturbing, yet funny movies I have ever seen. It puts Quentin Tarantino to shame. The scene where they stab the hotel security and are waiting for him to bleed out while he screams for mercy, is both horrifying and hilarious.
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slapolakinkaido
Title: Illegitimate Son of God
Joined: Jul 14 2009
Posts: 1565
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| SnesGuy wrote: |
| slapolakinkaido wrote: |
| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Guiltiest pleasure: 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It starts off slow, but once you get into, it's pretty rad. |
Yeah, it really takes off at around the 30 second mark. |
Never watched it, isn't it involve vomit and pooping? |
Nah, just 2 girls drinking from the same glass.
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Dr. Strangelove
Joined: Dec 30 2010
Location: Salt Lake City
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I actually may get lynched for saying this one but, I really liked Babies
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