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Posted: Jul 12 2010 06:49 pm

Come on team Whacker, fight back a little!

Banned Joined: Sep 13 2008 Posts: 3129

TheThunderThief wrote:

Vote for someone who puts some real effort into campaigning. The goof above me didn't even know his battle was going on

irc wrote:

[16:26] <Hacker> Oh right my battle

He doesn't care about you, is that what you really want to vote for? Here at The Oncoming Storm, we just want to take some time out today to say...We Love You, and that we'll never hurt you <3.

Vote for the sure thing, vote for us, The Oncoming Storm.

That's out of context.
Who the hell do you think you are, FOX news?
If I wasn't away for several days I would have been able to give you all you want.

but I can't so

I will give you cake if you vote for me and Tog!

Posted: Jul 12 2010 07:42 pm

IRC wrote:

[18:39] <NameWitheld> you should make some original NES style stuff
[18:39] <Hacker> Only if you vote for me (or already have)

See, he only wants them votes, We at the Oncoming Storm do it for your enjoyment, not this guy though.

Also, he loves Uwe Boll movies, and in another "Hacker moment" he used salt instead of sugar to make that frosting, it tastes awful.

Vote for the sure thing, vote for The Oncoming Storm.

Banned Joined: Sep 13 2008 Posts: 3129

TheThunderThief wrote:

IRC wrote:

[18:39] <NameWitheld> you should make some original NES style stuff
[18:39] <Hacker> Only if you vote for me (or already have)

See, he only wants them votes, We at the Oncoming Storm do it for your enjoyment, not this guy though.

Also, he loves Uwe Boll movies, and pooped in that cake.

This guy tried to do a ninja edit!
This proves all he wants to do is deceive and whore out your wives and girlfriends!
If I were your forum champion all I would do is tell you the truth and stop your women from getting whored out to anyone but you.

Vote for Jeebus' Friends!
We rule

The oncoming storm sounds gay and TT is against the food forum!

Posted: Jul 12 2010 09:15 pm

Hacker wrote:

TheThunderThief wrote:

IRC wrote:

[18:39] <NameWitheld> you should make some original NES style stuff
[18:39] <Hacker> Only if you vote for me (or already have)

See, he only wants them votes, We at the Oncoming Storm do it for your enjoyment, not this guy though.

Also, he loves Uwe Boll movies, and pooped in that cake.

This guy tried to do a ninja edit!
This proves all he wants to do is deceive and whore out your wives and girlfriends!
If I were your forum champion all I would do is tell you the truth and stop your women from getting whored out to anyone but you.

Vote for Jeebus' Friends!
We rule

The oncoming storm sounds gay and TT is against the food forum!

As you can see from Whacker's little gay joke, Jeebus's Friends are obviously intolerant towards the gay and lesbian community. On top of that they also appear endorse the fall of proper punctuation, which you can clearly deduce from his lack of a period after the pompous phrase we rule.

In closing, a vote for Jeebus's Friends is truth a vote for intolerance and improper punctuation. Vote for us, unless you're stupid or something.

Posted: Jul 12 2010 09:21 pm

Keep harping on the food forum, it'll get you somewhere, but not today, today, you should be thinking to yourself:

Vote for the sure thing, vote for The Oncoming Storm.

Posted: Jul 12 2010 09:29 pm

Yeah really, Thunder and I both have ultra manly facial hair, and Wanker is clearly like 12 or whatever. Do you really want some little pipsqueak as your champion? Vote for real men like us who can split firewood between their biceps and rip bears apart telepathically when the mood suits them, not giggling prepubescent Naruto fans.

Posted: Jul 12 2010 09:50 pm

Blackout wrote:

..and rip bears apart telepathically when the mood suits them.

Aaaahaha!

Posted: Jul 12 2010 09:53 pm

Hack, I got your back here.

Does Hack's punctuation blow? Yes, but I would argue that's more a symptom of Utah's crappy educational system than anything. That's barely a state, so we can't get down on him too much for that.

Is he homophobic? Of course he is! It's not his fault though...he was raised Mormon.

Does he kind of look douchey in that picture. Of course he does. But that's because he is a douche. But is that so bad? Douchebags can be fun and entertaining, and I think it's fair to say Hack falls into that category.

Whoa, big men bullying a high school kid. You should be ashamed. ASHAMED!

With that out of the way...TT, keep those guitar vids coming. They're awesome, man.

Banned Joined: Sep 13 2008 Posts: 3129

Blackout wrote:

Yeah really, Thunder and I both have ultra manly facial hair, and Wanker is clearly like 12 or whatever. Do you really want some little pipsqueak as your champion? Vote for real men like us who can split firewood between their biceps and rip bears apart telepathically when the mood suits them, not giggling prepubescent Naruto fans.

Show's what you know.
I'm well past puberty and I'm 17. You're powers of observation have failed you.

Would you really want this clueless guy as your forum champion?

Banned Joined: Sep 13 2008 Posts: 3129

Title: Hugh Joined: Sep 23 2007 Posts: 1591

lol Riding on that "poor punctuation" thing?

Posted: Jul 12 2010 11:22 pm

Posted: Jul 12 2010 11:41 pm

Rake wrote:

Blackout wrote:

..and rip bears apart telepathically when the mood suits them.

Aaaahaha!

and go on riverboat gambling trips...

Posted: Jul 12 2010 11:51 pm

Posted: Jul 13 2010 12:06 am

Hacker wrote:

Show's what you know.
I'm well past puberty and I'm 17. You're powers of observation have failed you.
Would you really want this clueless guy as your forum champion?

You wanna talk about clueless? Just look at this:

IRC wrote:

[22:59] <Hacker> Well... This was a fun battle.
[22:59] <UsaSatsui > That's what I thought
[22:59] <UsaSatsui> Um, hacker, was?
[22:59] <UsaSatsui> There's another day left, and it's tied
[23:00] <Hacker> Oh I thought it ended today...
[23:00] <Hacker> Whoops
[23:00] <NameWithheld> if it ended today, Hack, why would I have said earlier that there was nearly a full day left? ><
[23:00] <Hacker> ...you said that earlier?

Is there more of a case for voting against this clod? I think not.

Vote for the sure thing, vote for The Oncoming Storm.

EDIT: Fixed Usa

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Jul 13 2010 12:15 am

No fair withholding my name.

Banned Joined: Sep 13 2008 Posts: 3129

him withholding Usa's name is only proof he wishes to deceive you

and besides...

Wizard Joined: Jun 12 2009 Posts: 4209

I would vote for Thunder Thief because of his sig, but the mIRC buddies have me.

Posted: Jul 13 2010 12:48 am

Note that he still hasn't replied to my Guitar off, in a proper society they'd make plaques decrying him as a dishonorable coward and a scoundrel, to hang up all over town, is that who you want winning this thing?

Posted: Jul 13 2010 01:05 am

Hacker wrote:

him withholding Usa's name is only proof he wishes to deceive you

and besides...

GIVE ME BACK MY BODY YOU FUCKER! You'd better keep your hands to yourself! Mad

Posted: Jul 13 2010 02:02 am

I'm enjoying myself so far, good showing by all competitors..as you know, I am a sucker for the classics, take that as you will.

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Jul 13 2010 02:41 am

This is pleasantly less lame than I expected.

Posted: Jul 13 2010 07:25 am

Hacker wrote:

Haha! Man, just when I thought my mind was made up who to vote for, Hacker delivers a well timed sucker punch to make me all confused again.

Posted: Jul 13 2010 08:51 am

Uh oh Blackout, Hacker's about to say lights out for you.