I meant to post this last night, but I got distracted... It's rather long, but it's basically all a buildup to the end...
03[22:01] * Forumer_4648 (~yhiselamu@lap.ee) has joined #sydlexia
[22:02] <Neutral_Bob> Hello!
[22:02] <@UsaSatsui> Hello, Mr. Forumer.
[22:02] <+Dude_Love> Forumer!
[22:02] <+Dude_Love> Who're you?
[22:03] <@UsaSatsui> Type "/nick (name)" to change your name
06[22:04] * Arlock41 sees who it is
[22:04] <Forumer_4648> Damn my computer is messed up
[22:04] <Forumer_4648> hey everyone
[22:04] <Neutral_Bob> Hello.
[22:04] <Ghandi> hello
03[22:04] * Forumer_4648 is now known as SammyMcP
[22:05] <SammyMcP> Haven't been around in a loooooong time
[22:05] <M3GA_MAN> SamanthaMcPoopenstein?
[22:05] <SammyMcP> yeah
[22:05] <ToGdor> Oh my god
[22:05] <ToGdor> She's real
[22:05] <M3GA_MAN> Wewt, I guessed it right
[22:05] <+Dude_Love> Holy shit
[22:05] <ToGdor> What?
[22:05] <ToGdor> How?
[22:05] <@UsaSatsui> ...interesting
[22:05] <SammyMcP> didn't have anything important to say to necessitate a post though
[22:05] <ToGdor> You're dead.
03[22:05] * UsaSatsui sets mode: +o Dude_Love
[22:05] <ToGdor> You shouldn't be here
[22:05] <M3GA_MAN> She's obviously alive -_-
[22:06] <ToGdor> You could upset the balance of the forum and chat
[22:06] <M3GA_MAN> Or her ghost can control the minds of computers around the world :O
[22:06] <@Dude_Love> I don't even remember you, and I've been here years...
[22:06] <Neutral_Bob> I've heard of you before however I don't think I've ever actually been on the IRC when you have.
[22:06] <Ghandi> Bob Barker is a Trending Topic on Twitter. Half the people thinks he must have died :p
[22:06] <ToGdor> The Forum is only allowed to have one active female poster at a time
[22:06] <SammyMcP> No. never been in the irc. mostly stuck to the forum
[22:06] <Ghandi> hey Sammy
[22:07] <SammyMcP> bah, c'mon, we had other chicks
[22:07] <ToGdor> Otherwise the fabric of the universe could fold over on itself and destroy everything
[22:07] <@Dude_Love> ToG, we have Hawk /and/ Nekky now
[22:07] <Neutral_Bob> It's good to have you here anyway.
[22:07] <SammyMcP> like that annoying girl, you know,.... whatserface
[22:07] <ToGdor> Whats a Nekky?
[22:07] <M3GA_MAN> Nekkoru is a girl?
[22:07] <Neutral_Bob> Yeah, I'm still surprised about that.
[22:07] <ToGdor> What?
[22:07] <@UsaSatsui> Nekkoru doesn't count
[22:07] <LowEndLem> we also have cirnoc
[22:07] <ToGdor> What the fuck?
[22:07] <LowEndLem> Lavalarva's sister
[22:07] <ToGdor> Nekkoru...
[22:07] <ToGdor> The fuck?
[22:07] <ToGdor> He's a dude!
[22:07] <M3GA_MAN> Nekkoru...
[22:07] <@Dude_Love> What?
[22:07] <@UsaSatsui> Nekkoru is a trannie
[22:07] <Neutral_Bob> Pink tetris piece on the boards.
[22:07] <ToGdor> He's been a dude forever
[22:08] <M3GA_MAN> Dude
[22:08] <LowEndLem> No, he's a chick now
[22:08] <LowEndLem> she.
[22:08] <LowEndLem> something.
[22:08] <ToGdor> I know who He/she is
[22:08] <M3GA_MAN> He/She is a Tranny
[22:08] <M3GA_MAN> Live with it
[22:08] <SammyMcP> ahhhh, nothing has changed. tranny talk. this is nice!
[22:08] <@Dude_Love> Whatever, she's a chick in mybooks
[22:08] <@Dude_Love> So how the fuck are you, Sam?
[22:09] <slayer_professional> I'm gonna ask out a girl from Hawaii that's in my spanish class
[22:09] <M3GA_MAN> I always thought he/she was a chick
[22:09] <Neutral_Bob> Awesome.
[22:09] <@Dude_Love> Estoy listo, sinverguenza!
[22:09] <ToGdor> Okay, NOW happy 2 hours until your birthday!
[22:09] <@UsaSatsui> Nekkoru is annoying regardless of gender.
06[22:09] * Ghandi blinks
[22:09] <ToGdor> Or was it today?
[22:09] <SammyMcP> alright, guess. Went back to school, I have internet now.
[22:09] <@UsaSatsui> That's all.
06[22:09] * M3GA_MAN slaps ToGdor around a bit with a large trout
[22:09] <M3GA_MAN> stfu
[22:09] <@Dude_Love> I like Nekky, 'cept when she goes off raving, but she doesn't do that much
[22:09] <ToGdor> HE
[22:09] <ToGdor> Its a guy
[22:09] <M3GA_MAN> NEKKORU
[22:09] <M3GA_MAN> IS
[22:09] <M3GA_MAN> A FUCKING GIRL
[22:09] <M3GA_MAN> SHUT THE FUCK UP
[22:10] <Neutral_Bob> Entertainment.
[22:10] <@Dude_Love> 4 hours till my birthday here
[22:10] <M3GA_MAN> CONVERSATION IS FREAKIN OVER
03[22:10] * M3GA_MAN was kicked by UsaSatsui (You're going to stop acting like a fucknut right now, or you're not going to be here. Capiche?)
03[22:10] * M3GA_MAN has joined #sydlexia
[22:10] <LowEndLem> it's so nice to have these conversations
[22:10] <slayer_professional> hey lem
[22:10] <Ghandi> Yeah, we need a new one
06[22:10] * slayer_professional likes slapping people and randomly picks LowEndLem to slap.
[22:10] <Ghandi> !topic
[22:10] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Talk amongst yourselves. I'll give you a topic... Can you believe it's not butter?. Discuss.
[22:11] <Neutral_Bob> I can.
[22:11] <@UsaSatsui> ...I like the term "fucknut".
01[22:11] <@Fernin|NotHere> seems I picked an interesting time to return
[22:11] <@Dude_Love> I certainly couldn't, but I've come to accept it
[22:11] <LowEndLem> It lies, it's totally butter
[22:11] <slayer_professional> actually I can believe it's not butter because it says margarine
[22:11] <Neutral_Bob> Hey Fernin.
[22:11] <Ghandi> Your not here Fernin
[22:11] <LowEndLem> ahoy, fer!
03[22:11] * Fernin|NotHere is now known as Fernin
[22:11] <@Dude_Love> Fern!
[22:11] <Ghandi> Fernin!
[22:11] <@Dude_Love> Where were you?
[22:11] <Ghandi> welcome back
06[22:11] * slayer_professional gives Fernin a hearty slap
[22:11] <@UsaSatsui> You were...missed
[22:11] <Neutral_Bob> It was odd without you here.
[22:11] <SammyMcP> I have never tried that product
03[22:11] * UsaSatsui sets mode: -p
[22:11] <Neutral_Bob> Neither have I.
01[22:12] <@Fernin> off on my usual Monday activity, D&D
[22:12] <@UsaSatsui> Who made the room +p anyways?
[22:12] <@Dude_Love> Moi
03[22:12] * Retrieving #sydlexia modes...
[22:12] <@UsaSatsui> Why?
[22:12] <Ghandi> The Price is Raw is so weird...
[22:12] <@UsaSatsui> It's redundant.
[22:12] <@Dude_Love> For raiding
[22:12] <Neutral_Bob> What is that...?
[22:12] <@Dude_Love> Sorry
[22:12] <@UsaSatsui> It's already +s
[22:12] <Ghandi> Bob Barker is hosting WWE Raw tonight
[22:12] <Neutral_Bob> ...
[22:12] <Neutral_Bob> Damn.
06[22:13] * @Dude_Love goes to get cake
[22:13] <SammyMcP> c'mon dooowwn
[22:13] <Neutral_Bob> What is the point?
[22:13] <@UsaSatsui> I wanna see Bob Barker clock someone.
[22:13] <Ghandi> It distracts from WWE's failing storylines and gradual declining talent
[22:13] <@UsaSatsui> Like in that Happy Gilmore movie.
[22:13] <Neutral_Bob> Makes sense. Didn't they have Trump on there...?
[22:13] <@UsaSatsui> The price is WRONG, bitch!
[22:13] <Ghandi> As an angle with Vince
[22:14] <@UsaSatsui> Fuck Vince. Bob Barker is my poster boy for badass old guy
[22:14] <Neutral_Bob> How silly. It's like they don't even care anymore. Just through some random talent or tv personality and let it play out.
[22:15] <Ghandi> Well, thats better than using theri writers
06[22:15] * @Dude_Love returns with cake
02[22:15] * new-chivalry Quit (Client closed connection)
[22:15] <Ghandi> the cake is a lie
[22:15] <Neutral_Bob> I stopped watching wrestling around the same time they started adding too many NWO rip-offs.
[22:16] <Neutral_Bob> I was an avid fan of WCW as a kid.
[22:16] <Neutral_Bob> I loved Macho Man Randy Savage.
[22:16] <Neutral_Bob> That was years ago though.
[22:16] <slayer_professional> NO IT'S NOT GHANDI!
[22:16] <slayer_professional> YOU LIE!
[22:16] <Ghandi> Try it. The cake is false
[22:17] <slayer_professional> It's really Flan
06[22:17] * M3GA_MAN brings back Cookies and Cream Ice Cream for everyone
06[22:18] * @Dude_Love puts on "White Room" by Cream
06[22:18] * ToGdor pushes a walrus out of an airplane
[22:19] <Ghandi> Good thing that plane wasn't airborne
06[22:19] * M3GA_MAN pushes ToGdor out of that airplane
[22:19] <M3GA_MAN> oh shit
[22:19] <M3GA_MAN> Wrong airplane
[22:19] <M3GA_MAN> -_-
[22:19] <@Dude_Love> !snakes on
[22:19] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Spin the spinner and get to the top first! Who's playing?
[22:19] <@Dude_Love> !nakes 4
[22:19] <M3GA_MAN> !snakes 1
[22:19] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Player 1: M3GA_MAN.
[22:19] <@Dude_Love> !snakes 4
[22:19] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Player 4: Dude_Love.
[22:19] <Ghandi> ?
[22:19] <M3GA_MAN> heh
[22:19] <Ghandi> !naked 4 ?
[22:19] <M3GA_MAN> haha
[22:19] <Ghandi> !snakes 2
[22:19] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Player 2: Ghandi.
[22:19] <M3GA_MAN> One more play
[22:19] <M3GA_MAN> Cmon
[22:19] <@UsaSatsui> You behave, Ghandi
[22:19] <M3GA_MAN> How do you roll again?
[22:20] <ToGdor> !snakes 3
[22:20] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Player 3: ToGdor.
[22:20] <M3GA_MAN> Oh behave
[22:20] <@Dude_Love> !snakes start
[22:20] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Starting the game with 4 players, M3GA_MAN is up first!
[22:20] <M3GA_MAN> !snakes spin
[22:20] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 M3GA_MAN moves their piece to 6
[22:20] <M3GA_MAN> nvm
[22:20] <Ghandi> !snakes spin
[22:20] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Ghandi moves their piece to 4
[22:20] <@Lexiabot9000> 5You listened to the ops and shut up when you were told to! Your piece is moved forward to 14.
[22:20] <ToGdor> !snakes spin
[22:20] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 ToGdor moves their piece to 4
[22:20] <@Lexiabot9000> 5You listened to the ops and shut up when you were told to! Your piece is moved forward to 14.
[22:20] <@Dude_Love> !snakes spin
[22:20] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Dude_Love moves their piece to 4
[22:20] <@Lexiabot9000> 5You listened to the ops and shut up when you were told to! Your piece is moved forward to 14.
[22:20] <M3GA_MAN> gaeee
[22:20] <@Dude_Love> Haha
[22:20] <M3GA_MAN> Bullshit :'(
[22:20] <M3GA_MAN> !snakes spin
[22:20] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 M3GA_MAN moves their piece to 11
[22:20] <Ghandi> !snakes spin
[22:20] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Ghandi moves their piece to 18
[22:20] <ToGdor> !snakes spin
[22:20] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 ToGdor moves their piece to 15
[22:20] <@Dude_Love> !snakes spin
[22:20] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Dude_Love moves their piece to 17
[22:20] <M3GA_MAN> !snakes spin
[22:20] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 M3GA_MAN moves their piece to 15
[22:20] <ToGdor> How does it determine that?
[22:20] <Ghandi> !snakes spin
[22:20] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Ghandi moves their piece to 24
[22:20] <ToGdor> !snakes spin
[22:20] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 ToGdor moves their piece to 17
[22:20] <@Dude_Love> RNG
[22:21] <@Dude_Love> !snakes spin
[22:21] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Dude_Love moves their piece to 20
[22:21] <M3GA_MAN> !snakes spin
[22:21] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 M3GA_MAN moves their piece to 16
[22:21] <@Lexiabot9000> 5You talked incessantly about your poker hand when no one else was playing. Your piece is moved back to 6.
[22:21] <Ghandi> !snakes spin
[22:21] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Ghandi moves their piece to 27
[22:21] <M3GA_MAN> FUCKK
[22:21] <ToGdor> !snakes spin
[22:21] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 ToGdor moves their piece to 23
[22:21] <@Dude_Love> !snakes spin
[22:21] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Dude_Love moves their piece to 22
[22:21] <M3GA_MAN> !snakes spin
[22:21] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 M3GA_MAN moves their piece to 9
[22:21] <@Lexiabot9000> 5You made everyone laugh their asses off! Your piece is moved forward to 31.
[22:21] <Ghandi> !snakes spin
[22:21] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Ghandi moves their piece to 32
[22:21] <SammyMcP> the hell is this?
[22:21] <M3GA_MAN> ^^
[22:21] <ToGdor> !snakes spin
[22:21] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 ToGdor moves their piece to 29
[22:21] <@Dude_Love> !snakes spin
[22:21] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Dude_Love moves their piece to 26
[22:21] <M3GA_MAN> It's Snakes and Ladders
[22:21] <Ghandi> We have a bot
[22:21] <@Dude_Love> Snakes and ladders
[22:21] <Ghandi> you know, besides Not Sure
[22:21] <M3GA_MAN> !snakes spin
[22:21] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 M3GA_MAN moves their piece to 36
[22:21] <@Lexiabot9000> 5You checked both /whois and the Memberlist on the forums before asking who a new person is! Your piece is moved forward to 44.
[22:21] <Ghandi> !snakes spin
[22:21] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Ghandi moves their piece to 34
[22:21] <M3GA_MAN> Yesh!
[22:21] <ToGdor> !snakes spin
[22:21] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 ToGdor moves their piece to 34
[22:21] <@Dude_Love> It's a game wherein you climb up ladders and fall down... snakes for being good or bad and race to a hundred
[22:21] <@Dude_Love> !snakes spin
[22:21] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Dude_Love moves their piece to 32
[22:22] <M3GA_MAN> !snakes spin
[22:22] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 M3GA_MAN moves their piece to 49
[22:22] <@Lexiabot9000> 5You timebombed an AFK person. Your piece is moved back to 11.
[22:22] <Ghandi> !snakes spin
[22:22] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Ghandi moves their piece to 35
[22:22] <M3GA_MAN> -_-
[22:22] <ToGdor> !snakes spin
[22:22] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 ToGdor moves their piece to 35
[22:22] <Ghandi> yuo do that all the time :p
[22:22] <M3GA_MAN> No I don't
[22:22] <@Dude_Love> !snakes spin
[22:22] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Dude_Love moves their piece to 37
[22:22] <ToGdor> 11?!
[22:22] <M3GA_MAN> !snakes spin
[22:22] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 M3GA_MAN moves their piece to 16
[22:22] <@Lexiabot9000> 5You talked incessantly about your poker hand when no one else was playing. Your piece is moved back to 6.
[22:22] <ToGdor> Haha
[22:22] <M3GA_MAN> FUCKIN A
[22:22] <ToGdor> HAHA
[22:22] <Ghandi> Eeeee-elven!
[22:22] <M3GA_MAN> YOU SUCK BOT
[22:22] <Ghandi> !snakes spin
[22:22] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Ghandi moves their piece to 36
[22:22] <@Lexiabot9000> 5You checked both /whois and the Memberlist on the forums before asking who a new person is! Your piece is moved forward to 44.
[22:22] <ToGdor> 11?!
[22:22] <ToGdor> !snakes spin
[22:22] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 ToGdor moves their piece to 41
[22:22] <M3GA_MAN> I'm at 6
[22:22] <@Dude_Love> I'm curious why you got so happy when it hit you, but then yelled at the bot, M3G
[22:22] <Ghandi> who's turn is it?
[22:22] <@Dude_Love> !snakes spin
[22:22] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Dude_Love moves their piece to 43
[22:22] <M3GA_MAN> !snakes spin
[22:22] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 M3GA_MAN moves their piece to 8
[22:23] <Ghandi> !snakes spin
[22:23] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Ghandi moves their piece to 50
[22:23] <ToGdor> !snakes spin
[22:23] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 ToGdor moves their piece to 47
[22:23] <@Lexiabot9000> 5You changed your name way too damned often in a short period of time. Your piece is moved back to 26.
[22:23] <M3GA_MAN> Because it sent me back twice in a row
[22:23] <@Dude_Love> !snakes spin
[22:23] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Dude_Love moves their piece to 44
[22:23] <@UsaSatsui> M3ga, I fucking swear, if I see any more capslock out of you...
[22:23] <M3GA_MAN> !snakes spin
[22:23] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 M3GA_MAN moves their piece to 12
[22:23] <Ghandi> !snakes spin
[22:23] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Ghandi moves their piece to 56
[22:23] <@Lexiabot9000> 5You loaded 6 bullets into the Russian Roulette gun and killed yourself. Your piece is moved back to 53.
[22:23] <M3GA_MAN> What's up, Doc?
[22:23] <ToGdor> Fuck.
[22:23] <ToGdor> !snakes spin
[22:23] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 ToGdor moves their piece to 27
[22:23] <@Dude_Love> Fuckin' A means something along the lines of "hell yeah!"
[22:23] <Ghandi> meh, happens to me often enough
[22:23] <@Dude_Love> !snakes spin
[22:23] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Dude_Love moves their piece to 45
[22:23] <M3GA_MAN> !snakes spin
[22:23] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 M3GA_MAN moves their piece to 13
[22:23] <Ghandi> !snakes spin
[22:23] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Ghandi moves their piece to 54
[22:23] <ToGdor> !snakes spin
[22:23] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 ToGdor moves their piece to 28
[22:23] <@Lexiabot9000> 5You submitted hundreds of excellent trivia questions! Your piece is moved forward to 84.
[22:23] <M3GA_MAN> Not always
[22:23] <@Dude_Love> !snakes spin
[22:23] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Dude_Love moves their piece to 46
[22:23] <ToGdor> DAYUMMM
[22:23] <Ghandi> oh yeah, i want to add some more of those
[22:23] <@Dude_Love> No... that's what it means
[22:24] <M3GA_MAN> I'll go by my definition you go by yours
[22:24] <M3GA_MAN> !snakes spin
[22:24] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 M3GA_MAN moves their piece to 17
[22:24] <Ghandi> !snakes spin
[22:24] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Ghandi moves their piece to 59
[22:24] <ToGdor> !snakes spin
[22:24] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 ToGdor moves their piece to 89
[22:24] <@Dude_Love> !snakes spin
[22:24] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Dude_Love moves their piece to 52
[22:24] <M3GA_MAN> !snakes spin
[22:24] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 M3GA_MAN moves their piece to 22
[22:24] <Ghandi> !snakes spin
[22:24] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Ghandi moves their piece to 60
[22:24] <ToGdor> !snakes spin
[22:24] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 ToGdor moves their piece to 94
[22:24] <@Dude_Love> !snakes spin
[22:24] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Dude_Love moves their piece to 58
[22:24] <M3GA_MAN> !snakes spin
[22:24] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 M3GA_MAN moves their piece to 28
[22:24] <@Lexiabot9000> 5You submitted hundreds of excellent trivia questions! Your piece is moved forward to 84.
[22:24] <Ghandi> !snakes spin
[22:24] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Ghandi moves their piece to 62
[22:24] <@Lexiabot9000> 5You spammed the kick triggers. Your piece is moved back to 19.
[22:24] <ToGdor> !snakes spin
[22:24] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 ToGdor moves their piece to 100
[22:24] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 ToGdor wins! The rest of the players clearly suck.
[22:24] <M3GA_MAN> yay
[22:24] <ToGdor> FUCKIN A
[22:24] <M3GA_MAN> !snakes start
[22:24] <@Lexiabot9000> 5No one is playing right now, type 5!snakes on 5to start a new game.
[22:24] <@Dude_Love> !fortune
[22:24] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Your efforts will result in much profit for everyone else.
[22:24] <Ghandi> Isnakes off
[22:25] <M3GA_MAN> Anyone for another game?
[22:25] <@Dude_Love> No
[22:25] <Ghandi> !snakes off
[22:25] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Try reading the rules first, then maybe you'll be less of a dumbass when it comes to playing a game a three year old can understand.
[22:25] <Ghandi> no
[22:25] <Ghandi> !fortune
[22:25] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Outlook so-so.
[22:25] <ToGdor> nah
[22:25] <M3GA_MAN> owned
03[22:25] * M3GA_MAN was kicked by Lexiabot9000 (OMG PWNED!!)
03[22:25] * M3GA_MAN has joined #sydlexia
[22:25] <Ghandi> rofl
[22:25] <M3GA_MAN> I hate life -_-
[22:25] <Ghandi> Anyway, Sammy, we have a bot that Fernin made
[22:25] <Ghandi> It can do all kinds of tricks
[22:25] <ToGdor> That's pretty apparent
01[22:25] <@Fernin> try !snakes quit, if it's not that, then I forgot to program an off switch in
[22:25] <ToGdor> Like this.
[22:25] <Ghandi> except roll over, we're not that far technologiclaly yet
[22:25] <Ghandi> NASA is working on it
[22:25] <ToGdor> !timebomb Mega_man
[22:26] <@Dude_Love> It's name is "Lexiabot9000",but you can call it "Lexy" for short
[22:26] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Stop fucking bombing people already!
[22:26] <Ghandi> !snakes quit
[22:26] <@Lexiabot9000> 5I guess you just have no inner child.
[22:26] <ToGdor> Awww
[22:26] <Ghandi> !8ball Are you a nice robot?
[22:26] <@Lexiabot9000> 5I have my doubts.
[22:26] <ToGdor> I was tring to demonstrate the bot for Sammy
06[22:26] * M3GA_MAN sneaks up behind ToGdor and snaps his neck
[22:26] <M3GA_MAN> That's my demonstration for the day ^^
[22:26] <@UsaSatsui> That reminds me, I need to call NS out.
[22:26] <@Dude_Love> For what?
06[22:26] * ToGdor pushes another walrus out of a plane
[22:26] <Ghandi> out on what?
[22:26] <M3GA_MAN> Snapping people's neck
[22:26] <M3GA_MAN> and how much fun it is
[22:26] <M3GA_MAN> Especially on 13 year olds
01[22:26] <@Fernin> no one was talking to you, m3ga
[22:27] <M3GA_MAN> Oh really?
[22:27] <Ghandi> My question Togdor, is who's tranporting all these walruses in an airplane?
[22:27] <ToGdor> That's classified
[22:27] <@Dude_Love> The airplane is the natural habitat of the walrus
06[22:27] * M3GA_MAN pushes ToGdor out of the airplane again
[22:27] <Ghandi> !8ball Is it really Classified?
[22:27] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Very doubtful.
[22:27] <ToGdor> No, you fuckspoon, it's the desert
[22:27] <@Dude_Love> It's the only place they can get away from their only natural predator, the eggman
[22:27] <Ghandi> Why are you transporting these walruses in an airplane?
[22:27] <ToGdor> To get them to where they need to be
[22:27] <M3GA_MAN> !8ball Should we destroy the Walrus's natural habitat called the airplane?
[22:27] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Looks good to me!
[22:28] <M3GA_MAN>
[22:28] <Ghandi> But you keep kicing htem out
[22:28] <Ghandi> And you haven't even taken off yet
[22:28] <M3GA_MAN> He's 5 miles over the ocean
[22:28] <@Dude_Love> He's like Santa Claus, he just drops them off where they need to be
[22:28] <ToGdor> Those are the ones we deem unfit for the purpose they'll be used for
[22:28] <Neutral_Bob> !fortune
[22:28] <@Lexiabot9000> 5You make people realize there is beauty in the world, hours after they erase your visage from their mind.
[22:28] <Ghandi> rofl
[22:28] <M3GA_MAN> !fortune
[22:28] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Better not tell you now.
[22:28] <M3GA_MAN> -_-
[22:28] <M3GA_MAN> !fortune
[22:28] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Your hard work will get payoff today.
[22:29] <@Dude_Love> !8ball Will I beat Not_Sure's game of 9-5?
[22:29] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Outlook so-so.
[22:29] <ToGdor> !8ball is the secret of the walruses guarded well enough?
[22:29] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Concentrate and ask again.
[22:30] <M3GA_MAN> !8ball Will I ever win at life?
[22:30] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Cannot predict now.
[22:30] <ToGdor> !8ball is the secret of the walruses guarded well enough?
[22:30] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Most likely.
[22:30] <ToGdor> Whew
[22:30] <M3GA_MAN> !8ball Could I discover the secret of the walruses?
[22:30] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Are you kidding?
[22:30] <M3GA_MAN>
[22:30] <@Dude_Love> !topic
[22:30] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Talk amongst yourselves. I'll give you a topic... Punks - CAN they spell?. Discuss.
[22:30] <Ghandi> You still here SammyMcP?
[22:30] <M3GA_MAN> I think she died from boredom
[22:30] <Ghandi> Well, hmmm... does Avril LAvigne count?
[22:30] <@Dude_Love> Haha, is that a Def Leppard reference?
[22:30] <ToGdor> I think a walrus landed on her
[22:31] <M3GA_MAN> !8ball Should I destroy ToGdor's planes of transportations?
[22:31] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Reply hazy, try again.
[22:31] <M3GA_MAN> !8ball Should I destroy ToGdor's planes of transportations?
[22:31] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Signs point to yes.
[22:31] <@UsaSatsui> I've had enough.
03[22:31] * UsaSatsui sets mode: +v M3GA_MAN
[22:31] <@Dude_Love> All these eightballsare annoying
[22:31] <Ghandi> ?
03[22:31] * UsaSatsui sets mode: +b *!*@cpe-##-###-##-###.wi.res.rr.com
[22:32] <@UsaSatsui> !bombon
[22:32] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Who's ready to blow someone up?
[22:32] <@UsaSatsui> !timebomb m3ga_ma
[22:32] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 m3ga_ma isn't here at the moment... So you'll have to do instead, UsaSatsui
06[22:32] * @Lexiabot9000 straps a bomb to UsaSatsui's back. The display reads [49] seconds.
[22:32] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Defuse the bomb by cutting the correct wire. There are 3 wires. They are Navy Magenta Green.
[22:32] <LowEndLem> oh shi-
[22:32] <ToGdor> !timebomb Mega_man
[22:32] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Mega_man isn't here at the moment... So you'll have to do instead, ToGdor
06[22:32] * @Lexiabot9000 points at the bomb strapped to UsaSatsui's back. I can only hand out one bomb at a time!
[22:32] <+M3GA_MAN> -_-
[22:32] <@Dude_Love> lol
[22:32] <+M3GA_MAN> Hhaha
[22:32] <ToGdor> Oh
[22:32] <ToGdor> Too slow
[22:32] <@UsaSatsui> ...well, that would have been cooler.
[22:32] <ToGdor> Green!
[22:32] <+M3GA_MAN> !timebomb ToGdor
06[22:32] * @Lexiabot9000 points at the bomb strapped to UsaSatsui's back. I can only hand out one bomb at a time!
01[22:32] <@Fernin> m3ga, calm the fuck down
[22:32] <+M3GA_MAN> haha
[22:32] <+M3GA_MAN> ?
[22:33] <SammyMcP> it knows everything
01[22:33] <@Fernin> in case you didn't notice, you're on your last warning of your last chance
[22:33] <@Lexiabot9000> 5tick... tick... tick...
[22:33] <@Lexiabot9000> 5The correct wire was actually Magenta.
[22:33] <@Lexiabot9000> 4*BOOOM!*
[22:33] <@UsaSatsui> !timebomb m3ga_man
06[22:33] * @Lexiabot9000 straps a bomb to m3ga_man's back. The display reads [52] seconds.
[22:33] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Defuse the bomb by cutting the correct wire. There are 6 wires. They are Ruby Orange Emerald Denim Crimson Brown.
[22:33] <@UsaSatsui> Good luck, or good bye.
[22:33] <@Dude_Love> Last chance?
[22:33] <@UsaSatsui> !bomboff
[22:33] <@Lexiabot9000> 5No more bombs for you guys, now calm down!
01[22:33] <@Fernin> the ban set right now is to YOU, m3gs
[22:33] <+M3GA_MAN> !snip denim
[22:33] <@Lexiabot9000> 5...snip....
[22:33] <+M3GA_MAN> PLEASE
[22:33] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 m3ga_man cut the denim wire. This has defused the bomb!
[22:33] <+M3GA_MAN> YES
[22:33] <Ghandi> woah
[22:33] <LowEndLem> holy shit
[22:33] <LowEndLem> no fucking way.
[22:33] <Ghandi> Log that
01[22:33] <@Fernin> ...someone up there must like him
[22:33] <Neutral_Bob> Amazing.
03[22:33] * M3GA_MAN was kicked by UsaSatsui (Congrats. Here's your fucking prize.)
[22:33] <ToGdor> I'm pretty sure I defused a 32 string bomb once
[22:33] <LowEndLem> Pity no one down here does.
[22:34] <@Dude_Love> How far up the ban ladder is he, anyway?
01[22:34] <@Fernin> aw, there's no sport in that, Satsui
[22:34] <LowEndLem> That made me smile.
[22:34] <@UsaSatsui> ...that was pretty cool, though.
[22:34] <@UsaSatsui> Hey, if you want fair, feel free to unban him.
01[22:34] <@Fernin> ...nah, I'm good
01[22:34] <@Fernin> he reached the top of the ban ladder and just fell off, Fig
tl;dr: M3GA is now perma-banned from the chatroom.
EDIT: Apparently, Satsui lifted the ban about 10 minutes after he set it, I didn't know that. So M3ga is not perma-banned.
