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Joined: Jan 18 2009 Location: NYork Posts: 118

<PantyWasher> I don't get why you guys don't want me to post that link >.>
<Fernin> partly because everyone's seen it already
<Fernin> partly because it's the ONLY thing you've contributed to the conversation here today
<Fernin> partly because it's NSFW and you never give any indication of that
<FredMan> I like it!
<FredMan> It must be spammed MOAR!!!
<Fernin> and partly because you in particular, Rich, just happen to tick me off
<FredMan> Wait, what?
<FredMan> With everyone else here... HE ticks you off?
<PantyWasher> Obviously, it's because he's ashamed of not having a BIG PENIS
<Fernin> hehehe, indeed

Title: Comic Author Joined: Dec 12 2008 Posts: 1179

...In my defense, my response was to Fred, not to Rich.

Joined: Jan 18 2009 Location: NYork Posts: 118

In my offense, stop trying to take it back...

Title: Hugh Joined: Sep 23 2007 Posts: 1591

If this is gay, don't blame me. I was forced to log it by threat of having my heart ripped out... damn I wish I knew how to do Kano's fatality...

EDIT: Holy fuck, this is a hell of a lot longer than I thought... you've been warned

03[21:02] * had0k3n (~yhiselamu@lap.ee) has joined #sydlexia
[21:03] <ToGdor> But he only took the good part that he found on the street
[21:03] <CamWin> Haha, yeah
[21:03] <ToGdor> So I saw the movie
01[21:03] <FigNewton> Had0k3n!
[21:03] <had0k3n> hi
01[21:03] <FigNewton> Who are you?
[21:03] <ToGdor> Now I'm depressed
[21:03] <had0k3n> is sydlexia here
01[21:03] <FigNewton> No, we live in #
[21:03] <ToGdor> What kind of fucking ending is that?
[21:03] <CamWin> Turn that frown upside-down.
02[21:03] * docinsano (~docinsano@24-117-141-22.cpe.cableone.net) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out)
[21:04] <@AkAFred> syd hasnt been on today that I know...
[21:04] <CamWin> Well, what ending did you get?
[21:04] <@Fernin> nope, Syd hasn't been in for a couple of days now
[21:04] <ToGdor> "So the family is reunited, but the dad is forever stuck in a different dimension than the wife and daughter."
[21:04] <@AkAFred> !seen Syd_Lexia
01[21:04] <FigNewton> Does !seen work?
[21:04] <@Lexiabot9000> 5 Syd_Lexia (~syd_lexia@c-66-30-221-38.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) was last seen quitting IRC 2days 8mins 24secs ago, stating (Quit: I know a secret down in Uncle Tom's cabin. I know a sceret that I just can't tell. I know a secret down in Uncle Tom's cabin. Know who put the bodies in the wishing well.)
[21:04] <ToGdor> I'm talking about the movie
[21:04] <CamWin> Oh
[21:04] <CamWin> That movie was CRAP...
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[21:04] <CamWin> Hated it. lol
01[21:04] <FigNewton> I was wondering why no one did that
01[21:05] <FigNewton> Portugance!
[21:05] <had0k3n> this is the sydlexia chatroom is sydlexia here??
01[21:05] <FigNewton> Who's that?
[21:05] <ToGdor> I SAW A GIRL NIPPLE!
01[21:05] <FigNewton> NO WE LIVE IN #
[21:05] <CamWin> On snap
[21:05] <Ghandi> not now no
[21:05] <ToGdor> So that made the movie okay
[21:05] <CamWin> Oh*
[21:05] <had0k3n> y no?
[21:05] <@Fernin> had0k3n: Your question has been answered multiple times. He isn't here right now, and hasn't been in for a few days
[21:05] <CamWin> Yeah, the movie basically had the worst ending from the first game. GOOD idea.
01[21:05] <FigNewton> Because he's a douchebag
[21:05] <Ghandi> Syd was here last night. That !seen thing is wrong
[21:05] <ToGdor> Really?
01[21:05] <FigNewton> See? It doesn't work!
[21:05] <@AkAFred> Yeah I was thinking that
[21:06] <ToGdor> Cam, can you really get stuck in otherworld?
[21:06] <had0k3n> i want to talk to him about stuff
[21:06] <CamWin> Under certain conditions, yes.
[21:06] <ToGdor> Is that where you kill Incubus?
[21:06] <@Fernin> Syd comes in here when he feels like it, he has a life
01[21:06] <FigNewton> Having a life = Douchebag
[21:06] <@Fernin> send him a PM on the forums, had0k3n
[21:06] <@AkAFred> try PMing him on the forum if it's that important
01[21:06] <FigNewton> Why do you want to talk to him, out of curiousity?
[21:07] <CamWin> For example, in the movie, the wife and daughter were stuck in the otherworld because they died in the real world. Remember that car crash towards the beginning? Apparently they died in that. I didn't gather that from the movie, I had to look it up.
[21:07] <had0k3n> i did he didnt reply
[21:07] <ToGdor> What the fuck?
[21:07] <CamWin> My sentiments exactly.
[21:07] <@Fernin> what movie, now, Cam?
01[21:07] <FigNewton> When did you, Had0k3n?
[21:07] <Ghandi> Just keepcomingh ere, he'll show up eventually
[21:07] <CamWin> Silent Hill, i.e. the atrocity of modern cinema
[21:07] <ToGdor> No, they were stuck in otherworld because they stared at Evil not burny Alyssa
[21:08] <slayer_professional> who the fuck is Hadoken?
[21:08] <@Fernin> ahh
[21:08] <had0k3n> like an hour agy
[21:08] <had0k3n> how come hes not here if this is his chat??
[21:08] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Syd hasn't been on the forum for a while. <_<
01[21:08] <FigNewton> He's probably not on
[21:08] <ToGdor> That's what I gathered, anyway
[21:08] <@Fernin> stop asking that had0k3n
[21:08] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Because it's for the forum.
01[21:08] <FigNewton> How do you know, though?
[21:08] <CamWin> Haha, well, that's what wikipedia & IMDB said
[21:08] <@AkAFred> It's a chat for the whole site, not just for him
[21:08] <@Lexiabot9000> 5You really expect us to know?
01[21:08] <FigNewton> He logs in hidden
[21:08] <@Fernin> you're not going to get a different answer if you keep asking it
[21:09] <CamWin> You like how they incorporated a freaking loading screen into the movie? So DUMB...
[21:09] <ToGdor> Well Cybil is with them
[21:09] <ToGdor> Wait
[21:09] <Ghandi> Syd posted to the forum today...
[21:09] <ToGdor> She crashed her motorcycle
[21:09] <anorexorcist> who is had0k3n?
[21:09] <ToGdor> Fuck
06[21:09] * CamWin nods
[21:09] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Why should we tell you?
01[21:09] <FigNewton> HOLY FUCKING SHIT
[21:09] <ToGdor> Dead =/= In otherworld
[21:09] <@Fernin> had0k3n is some new guy, who isn't making a very good first impression
[21:09] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Where?
[21:09] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Pretty much.
01[21:09] <FigNewton> It feels like we're all getting stupider here
06[21:09] * CamWin nods more
[21:09] <CamWin> Yes!
[21:09] <slayer_professional> Togdor, your talking about Silent hill?
[21:09] <ToGdor> Yes
[21:09] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Play some Solitaire.
[21:09] <had0k3n> im not stupid
[21:10] <slayer_professional> heh... good game, decent movie
01[21:10] <FigNewton> You're definately adding to it
[21:10] <ToGdor> So basically
[21:10] <Ghandi> Solitaire:The Movie?
[21:10] <Ghandi> ?
01[21:10] <FigNewton> Who all's on the web client right now?
[21:10] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Awesome movie.
[21:10] <CamWin> Hahaha
[21:10] <CamWin> That'd have a great plot, Solitaire, the movie
[21:10] <@Fernin> right now... Ghandi, anor, and had0k3n are on the webclient, Fig
[21:10] <Ghandi> the plot was better than Knowing
[21:10] <CamWin> Wait, it IS a movie?
[21:10] <had0k3n> i am?
01[21:11] <FigNewton> Mmm, Anor's not really talking, but I don't want to ignore Ghandi
[21:11] <had0k3n> wat is the webclient
[21:11] <slayer_professional> I'll admit, that I was dissapointed that Cybil died, but meh
[21:11] <@Fernin> the client that you're on
[21:11] <@Fernin> the one run through a website
[21:11] <anorexorcist> oh god
[21:11] <Ghandi> whats this web client talk about?
[21:11] <@Lexiabot9000> 5GOOGLE IT, Ghandi!!!!
[21:11] <anorexorcist> are you one of hackers friends?
06[21:11] * Ghandi kicks bot
06[21:11] * BaalTheFoodProcessor eats bot
[21:11] <had0k3n> i'm on the sydlexia thing the easy way thing.
[21:11] <CamWin> I remember in the movie, Cybil was basically the stereotypical butch female cop. Annoying.
[21:11] <had0k3n> i am not a hacker Sad

[21:12] <slayer_professional> yeah, but her back story was good
[21:12] <ToGdor> The director thought "So if I take some basic plot elements from this game, make the lead a chick because no horror movies can have male leads, and add Pyramid head and the busty nurses from this other unrelated game forr publicity among fans. Also, we'll completely turn the cult, one of the main elements of the game, into something entirely different."
06[21:12] * CamWin finishes off bot
[21:12] <@Fernin> other clients would be things you have to download and know how to use, had0k3n, things like ChatZilla or mIRC
01[21:12] <FigNewton> He was referring to the forum member named Hacker
[21:12] <@AkAFred> had0k3n - what did you need to talk to Syd about if you don't mind my asking?
[21:12] <CamWin> YES! You've hit it on the button!
[21:12] <CamWin> lol
[21:12] <had0k3n> i wanna make stuff for his site.
[21:12] <ToGdor> "Oh and cybil is a dyke now."
[21:12] <CamWin> Haha, that too
[21:13] <anorexorcist> ....
[21:13] <slayer_professional> I wish it was Harry
[21:13] <had0k3n> i wanna do a street fighter page for him
[21:13] <@Fernin> he doesn't accept guest articles, had0k3n
01[21:13] <FigNewton> He doesn't take submissions
[21:13] <slayer_professional> that way they could do a steamy sex scene between the two
[21:13] <had0k3n> yes he does
[21:13] <Ghandi> Only the WWE kind of submissions
[21:13] <CamWin> I wonder if the SH2 movie is going to be a continuation of the first SH movie...I hope not.
01[21:13] <FigNewton> Only from friends
[21:13] <anorexorcist> no...he doesn't
01[21:13] <FigNewton> Jeebus is his brother, and Vald is his friend
[21:13] <had0k3n> he has other articles from other people
[21:13] <Ghandi> So, um... pretend you can put on a hold like John Cena, and he'll be ok
[21:13] <@Fernin> Jeebus and Vald are the only ones he takes them from, had0k3n
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[21:13] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Only Syd, Val, and Jeebus can make contributions.
[21:13] <Ghandi> wb
[21:13] <anorexorcist> Fernin, I think this is going to be a problem for me
01[21:13] <FigNewton> I fucking beat you all to it, I win
[21:13] <docinsano> damn internet
[21:13] <CamWin> I was kind of disappointed that Cybil's fate is left ambiguous in the games.
[21:14] <ToGdor> Like, the whole "manifestation of ones represse memories" shit DOESN'T FUCKING WORK WHEN YOU TAKE THOSE CHARACTERS AND PUT THEM IN A MOVIE ABOUT A DIFFERENT FUCKING GAME.
[21:14] <Ghandi> I thoght about PMing Syd about an article
[21:14] <Ghandi> then i remembered i have no ideas
[21:14] <CamWin> lol
[21:14] <CamWin> Now you know why I hate the movie so much.'
[21:14] <ToGdor> Pyramid head has no place in this movie
[21:14] <@Fernin> what's the problem, anor?
[21:14] <had0k3n> theres other people
[21:14] <@Lexiabot9000> 5We're not telling you, it's a secret.
[21:14] <slayer_professional> "|
[21:14] <@Fernin> name one, had0k3n
[21:14] <had0k3n> there's a haddox person and a bunch of staff peope
[21:14] <slayer_professional> this is why I'm sticking with the YOUTUBE
[21:14] <CamWin> Pyramid Head has no purpose other than "scary dude that makes people remember the movie"
[21:14] <anorexorcist> I don't think i can handle this had0k3n guy
[21:14] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Haddox is a different site.
[21:15] <slayer_professional> yeah...
[21:15] <ToGdor> He's in there because he's recognizable as "Guy from silent hill"
[21:15] <@Fernin> haddox is Syd, had0k3n, it's his alternate persona
[21:15] <@AkAFred> Also, Haddox is Syd pretending he isn't Syd
[21:15] <ToGdor> Also for more violence
[21:15] <CamWin> I think had0k3n is a newbie.
[21:15] <had0k3n> Oh
[21:15] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> ...Wait really?
[21:15] <anorexorcist> haddox is really?
[21:15] <@Fernin> that much is very clear, Cam Wink

[21:15] <CamWin> ....WHOA, I didn't know that. About Haddox, that is...
[21:15] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Well, that's new.
[21:15] <@Fernin> ...hmm... that wasn't supposed to be secret, I hope...
[21:15] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> No wonder he got a spot on Syd's space.
[21:15] <ToGdor> Yeah
01[21:15] <FigNewton> He sure has denied it a bunch, Syd I mean...
[21:16] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> I probably should've known that sooner.
[21:16] <docinsano> blah blah
[21:16] <CamWin> I also hated how they threw in random songs from the Silent Hill games into the movie at random times, taking out the context of the songs' moods.
[21:16] <ToGdor> Anyway, back to my rants
[21:16] <anorexorcist> so Syd was actualy published in a porn mag?
[21:16] <Ghandi> Haddox = Bruce Stark
[21:16] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Don't tell Syd, but I've got a whole stockpile of Erin Esurance porn here.
[21:16] <Ghandi> and I know noone gets that reference but me
[21:16] <ToGdor> There was no Evil Not Burny Alyssa
03[21:16] * AkAFred sets mode: -v Lexiabot9000
[21:16] <Ghandi> but whatever :p
[21:16] <ToGdor> right?
[21:16] <slayer_professional> look, just do a fucking thing and post it in other peoples projects for christ's sake
[21:16] <had0k3n> why are you talking in red?
[21:16] <CamWin> Alyssa was never really evil, just pissedo ff
01[21:16] <FigNewton> lol
[21:16] <slayer_professional> because you touch your self at night
[21:16] <CamWin> pissed off*
[21:16] <ToGdor> right
[21:16] <@AkAFred> That's the bot, it's a program not a person
[21:16] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> LexiaBot is a Bot.
01[21:16] <FigNewton> I'm sorry, Haddy, that was pretty funny
[21:17] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Kinda obvious....since it's in his name.
[21:17] <CamWin> He's talking in red because he played too much Virtual Boy.
[21:17] <ToGdor> but there was no evil alyssa
[21:17] <anorexorcist> hda0k3n, are you retarted?
[21:17] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Nice one, Cam.
[21:17] <CamWin> I don't...think so.
[21:17] <CamWin> Ha, thanks
[21:17] <had0k3n> im not retarded shut up
[21:17] <docinsano> Retarted?
[21:17] <@AkAFred> anor - that was a bit uncalled for...
[21:17] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> POPTARTED
[21:17] <@Fernin> he's clearly just a kid
[21:17] <CamWin> -_-
[21:17] <slayer_professional> no not really
01[21:17] <FigNewton> HOLY SHIT
[21:17] <ToGdor> Also, where the fuck did Lisa's eyes go?
[21:17] <anorexorcist> I'm curious though
[21:17] <slayer_professional> Hadoken, how old are you?
01[21:17] <FigNewton> Make the scrolling stop!
[21:18] <@Fernin> lol, lag is rampant tonight, Fig
[21:18] <docinsano> !ping
[21:18] <slayer_professional> !ping
[21:18] <ToGdor> Gotta go.
[21:18] <ToGdor> !ping
[21:18] <docinsano> yes it is
[21:18] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> See yah Tog.
02[21:18] * ToGdor (~Spambucke@c-76-124-127-81.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: )
[21:18] <slayer_professional> 1 second
[21:18] <@AkAFred> !ping
[21:18] <CamWin> GAH, he left
01[21:18] <FigNewton> Haddy, a/s/l?
[21:18] <@AkAFred> 1 second here too, though I have hit a few spikes
01[21:18] <FigNewton> !ping
05[21:18] -Lexiabot9000- You had a ping reply of 0 second(s).
01[21:19] <FigNewton> 0 seconds for the figster
[21:19] <CamWin> No lag for Cam, which I'm proud of.
01[21:19] <FigNewton> Yeah, but...
01[21:19] <FigNewton> !define CamWin
[21:19] <@Lexiabot9000> 5CamWin: Dial up, Fucking, and HA HA!!!
[21:19] <had0k3n> im a guy im in california and im not retarded im not giving my age LOL
[21:19] <CamWin> OH OH OH OH OH: Update. My sister MOVED out of my house!
06[21:19] * CamWin jumps for joy
[21:19] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Yippee skippey?
[21:19] <CamWin> No more parasitic siblings! W00T
[21:19] <slayer_professional> IS your sister hot?
[21:19] <CamWin> NO.
[21:20] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> She's probably fat.
[21:20] <@Fernin> had0k3n is definitely a kid, probably under 15, no question about it
[21:20] <docinsano> Fuck. I need to DL hydrogen
01[21:20] <FigNewton> More like, HE'S probably fat
[21:20] <slayer_professional> so Hadoken, your age
[21:20] <CamWin> She weighs like 300, has short, scuzzy hair, and her face looks like a yam.
[21:20] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Either a kid, or someone with poor English skills.
[21:20] <had0k3n> im 40 LOL
[21:20] <Ghandi> Who? Rosie O'Donnell?
01[21:20] <FigNewton> Yeah, I'm guessing Haddy to be in his early teens
[21:20] <CamWin> Hey, I only weigh like 170 or so, and I'm 6'4"
[21:20] <CamWin> lol, no, my sister
[21:20] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> XD
[21:20] <had0k3n> i make video games
[21:21] <@AkAFred> Cam is related to Rosie O'Donnel?
[21:21] <had0k3n> im making street fighter 5
[21:21] <CamWin> Might as well be.
[21:21] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Your sister sounds like an elephant seal.
[21:21] <slayer_professional> Neutral

[21:21] <slayer_professional> right
[21:21] <Ghandi> rofl
[21:21] <anorexorcist> you are 40?
[21:21] <CamWin> LOL
[21:21] <slayer_professional> I call bullshit
[21:21] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> So it's confirmed, Hado's a joke account.
[21:21] <anorexorcist> wow
[21:21] <CamWin> I should call her that next time I see her.
[21:21] <had0k3n> i am
01[21:21] <FigNewton> I somehow thought game programmers would be more computer competent...
01[21:21] <FigNewton> The more you know
[21:21] <had0k3n> im not a joke
[21:21] <CamWin> Indeed, Fig
[21:21] <had0k3n> fucker
[21:21] <CamWin> Let's all play nice now!
[21:21] <slayer_professional> right... then tell me how to get Shen Long in SF2?
[21:21] <CamWin> You must stand a chance, that's how!
[21:21] <anorexorcist> so you're 40 with the mind of a 5 year old?
[21:22] <had0k3n> whos shen long?
[21:22] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> BaalTheFoodProcessor> So it's confirmed, Hado's a joke account.
01[21:22] <FigNewton> HAHAHAHA
[21:22] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> <had0k3n> i am
[21:22] <slayer_professional> yep
[21:22] <slayer_professional> he's a dumbass
[21:22] <had0k3n> stfu
01[21:22] <FigNewton> Who's Shen Long?
01[21:22] <FigNewton> HAHAHA
[21:22] <slayer_professional> Can't take the heat... get the fuck out of the kitchen
[21:22] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> OBVIOUSLY, it's Gouken.
[21:22] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> <_<
[21:22] <CamWin> Gee Tee Eff Oh
[21:22] <had0k3n> im serious i make video games for capcom
[21:22] <CamWin> Then what division are you in?
[21:22] <anorexorcist> crapcom maybe
[21:22] <slayer_professional> Right... so are you Gaijin?
[21:22] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Portcom.
[21:23] <docinsano> more like Bonercom
01[21:23] <FigNewton> I remember his name, because Ryu always fucking owned me with his hadoukens (woah), and we called him Shelong, because we were clever and mature
[21:23] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Carpcom.
[21:23] <had0k3n> im in the one in san jose
[21:23] <Ghandi> Ryu mentions him when he kicks yur ass
[21:23] <Ghandi> and he always does
01[21:23] <FigNewton> Yeah
[21:23] <@AkAFred> Well if that is indeed true, nifty... but we're not ones to take peoples word for it around here...
[21:23] <Ghandi> because he's Ryu and he does what he wants
[21:23] <slayer_professional> Hell, I'll believe it when I fucking see it
[21:23] <had0k3n> ryu is awesome i rule with him
01[21:23] <FigNewton> Anyways, Street Fighter gets a double thumbs down from me, so fuck that
[21:23] <slayer_professional> Ryu=Cliched Fighter
[21:24] <CamWin> had0k3n - proof or it didn't happen.
[21:24] <CamWin> Ryu = Generic poster boy.
01[21:24] <FigNewton> Guys! I know how to do Scorpion's fatality in MK1 ZOMG
[21:24] <anorexorcist> you don't talk like a 40 year old capcom employee
[21:24] <had0k3n> sHUT UP STREET FIGHTER IS AWESOM
[21:24] <Ghandi> Ryu MADE teh cliche
[21:24] <CamWin> Zombie Oh My Gosh!
[21:24] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Ken sucks worse than Ryu, for being a pallete swap.
[21:24] <@Fernin> he definitely talks like a 12 or 13 year old
[21:24] <had0k3n> ken does suck
[21:24] <slayer_professional> yep
[21:24] <slayer_professional> Ken is ryu
[21:24] <CamWin> Ken is superior!
[21:24] <@AkAFred> !bombon
[21:24] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Who's ready to blow someone up?
[21:24] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> And having bushy eyebrows and nooby players.
[21:24] <@AkAFred> !timebomb had0k3n
[21:24] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Sorry, I've lost the privilege to speak. Try again later when I've been reactivated.
[21:24] <Ghandi> I'm a fan of Ken and not Ghandi-Ryu
03[21:24] * AkAFred sets mode: +v Lexiabot9000
[21:24] <docinsano> Sven and Ryku?
[21:24] <@AkAFred> !timebomb had0k3n
06[21:24] * @Lexiabot9000 straps a bomb to had0k3n's back. The display reads [54] seconds.
[21:24] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Defuse the bomb by cutting the correct wire. There are 4 wires. They are Violet Aquamarine Green Magenta.
01[21:24] <FigNewton> Actually, Haddy
[21:24] <slayer_professional> bye fucker
[21:25] <had0k3n> wtf
01[21:25] <FigNewton> come to think of it, Syd already did a SF article
[21:25] <@AkAFred> !snip (color)
01[21:25] <FigNewton> http://www.sydlexia.com/sf1.htm
[21:25] <docinsano> i bet he's hacker lulz
[21:25] <CamWin> Bwahaha
01[21:25] <FigNewton> there you go
[21:25] <Ghandi> When Ryu gets acngry, he keeps his libary books a week late
[21:25] <@AkAFred> and you may survive
[21:25] <Ghandi> when Ken does, he smashes your car with a tire iron
[21:25] <slayer_professional> !potatoon
[21:25] <@Lexiabot9000> Sorry, only ops can turn the hot potato game on.
[21:25] <CamWin> lol
[21:25] <had0k3n> wtf did you do
[21:25] <@AkAFred> type !snip and a color
[21:25] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Heheh.
01[21:25] <FigNewton> Dude, deop the bot!
[21:25] <@AkAFred> and you may live
[21:25] <@Fernin> go read the bot's wiki
[21:25] <@Fernin> and you'll learn
01[21:25] <FigNewton> I like Haddy
[21:25] <slayer_professional> haha
[21:25] <had0k3n> !snip color
[21:25] <@Lexiabot9000> 5...snip....
[21:25] <@Lexiabot9000> 5The correct wire was actually Magenta.
03[21:25] * had0k3n was kicked by Lexiabot9000 (4*BOOOM!*)
[21:25] <slayer_professional> good luck with that
[21:25] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> XD
01[21:25] <FigNewton> I'll miss him, you'll kill me~
01[21:25] <FigNewton> NOOO!!!!
[21:25] <CamWin> Oh snap!
[21:25] <slayer_professional> Very Happy

YES!
[21:25] <Ghandi> since when does it show the correct color?
[21:25] <slayer_professional> whoo the bitch is dead
[21:25] <docinsano> what a dumbass
[21:26] <@Fernin> definitely just a dumb kid
01[21:26] <FigNewton> Since forever
[21:26] <Ghandi> ...and as it's blowing up? :p
[21:26] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> We don't need three M3gas...
[21:26] <@AkAFred> !bomboff
[21:26] <@Lexiabot9000> 5No more bombs for you guys, now calm down!
[21:26] <CamWin> Ding, dong, the witch is dead.
[21:26] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> XD
[21:26] <slayer_professional> The deed is done, the bitch is dead
[21:26] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Woot.
[21:26] <CamWin> W00T Juice.
[21:26] <docinsano> who the fuck does !snip color?
[21:26] <@AkAFred> Dibs on the magic shoes
[21:26] <CamWin> A n00b, that's who.
01[21:26] <FigNewton> Thats what Fred told him to type
[21:26] <docinsano> lulz
[21:26] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> A joke account.
01[21:26] <FigNewton> If I thought he was smarter, I'd think he was being a smartass, but I don't
01[21:26] <FigNewton> Also, my money's on M3GA
[21:26] <CamWin> Dang, shoulda typed /whois
[21:26] <docinsano> what? He's got an acct on the forums too?
01[21:27] <FigNewton> He was on the web client
[21:27] <@AkAFred> The second he went all caps
[21:27] <slayer_professional> I did... one sec
[21:27] <@AkAFred> I knew it was time for a boot
[21:27] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> I'd be actually laughing if it was Syd.
[21:27] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> <_<
[21:27] <CamWin> lulz
[21:27] <@Fernin> okay, this fun situation is over... time to focus on the comic
01[21:27] <FigNewton> That was actually one of my first thoughts
03[21:27] * Fernin is now known as Fernin|Comic
[21:27] <anorexorcist> another one of those "cry for help
[21:27] <anorexorcist> " threads is up
01[21:27] <FigNewton> But I abandoned it quickly
[21:27] <CamWin> Oh dear
03[21:27] * HAD0K3N (~yhiselamu@lap.ee) has joined #sydlexia
01[21:27] <FigNewton> Yay!
[21:27] <CamWin> You rang?
[21:27] <HAD0K3N> WTF WHY YOU KICK ME?
[21:27] <HAD0K3N> FUCKER
[21:27] <slayer_professional> you were bombed
[21:27] <slayer_professional> !rr 6
[21:27] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Six bullets are in place! Type 5!fire 5to kill yourself!
[21:27] <docinsano> god damn ermac
[21:27] <slayer_professional> type !fire
[21:27] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> That was the game, no need for language.
[21:28] <CamWin> Name calling is impolite!
01[21:28] <FigNewton> That's right, you tell that bot!
01[21:28] <FigNewton> Hey, Haddy, type !fire
[21:28] <CamWin> What's eating Ermac now?
[21:28] <@Lexiabot9000> 5We're not telling you, it's a secret.
06[21:28] * CamWin goes to look
[21:28] <HAD0K3N> WTF DID I DO IM GONNA TELL SYDLEXIA
[21:28] <anorexorcist> haha, poor Ermac, he always posts these and everyone bitches at him
[21:28] <slayer_professional> so fucking what?
[21:28] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Teehee.
[21:28] <CamWin> I'm gonna tell mom!
[21:28] <anorexorcist> haha then tell sydlexia
[21:28] <slayer_professional> hell man
01[21:28] <FigNewton> lolol
[21:28] <slayer_professional> !fire
[21:28] <@Lexiabot9000> 4BANG!
03[21:28] * slayer_professional was kicked by Lexiabot9000 (slayer_professional has been shot!)
03[21:28] * slayer_professional (~viktor130@208.125.234.34) has joined #sydlexia
[21:28] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> I'm gonna tell yur sister.
01[21:28] <FigNewton> This troll is funny
[21:28] <slayer_professional> i'm gonna fuck yoursister
01[21:28] <FigNewton> He'll get old, I'm sure
[21:28] <@AkAFred> Agreed
01[21:28] <FigNewton> But I enjoy him right now
[21:29] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Much humor.
[21:29] <HAD0K3N> i didnt even do anything
[21:29] <slayer_professional> Hey Hadoken, I fucked your mom last night... turns out she has a penis and an adopted child... guess who
[21:29] <@AkAFred> Is someone gonna log it?
01[21:29] <FigNewton> Exactly, Haddy
[21:29] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Log Log Log.
[21:29] <CamWin> You came in with a false identity. That's generally doing something.
01[21:29] <FigNewton> From what to when?
[21:29] <anorexorcist> what is wrong with this new guy
[21:29] <@Lexiabot9000> 5We're not telling you, it's a secret.
01[21:29] <FigNewton> What false identity?
[21:29] <HAD0K3N> im not false
[21:29] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Hah.
[21:29] <CamWin> He's working for Capcom?
[21:29] <slayer_professional> I'm calling BULLSHIT!
01[21:29] <FigNewton> He's a 40-something Capcom programmer, why would he lie about that?
[21:30] <HAD0K3N> ok i dont work for capcom
01[21:30] <FigNewton> Nevermind then
[21:30] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> He's working for Church's Chicken.
[21:30] <CamWin> I call shenanega-isn't that word banned?
[21:30] <HAD0K3N> my dad does
[21:30] <anorexorcist> so you come in here and LIE to us, fuck
[21:30] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Pistol-whipped.
01[21:30] <FigNewton> It just pistol whips you, Cam
[21:30] <slayer_professional> jesus christ
01[21:30] <FigNewton> When you pull shenanigans
[21:30] <@Lexiabot9000> 5I swear to God I'm gonna pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans."
[21:30] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Shenanigans.
[21:30] <CamWin> Ah. well, in that case, shenanigans indeed.
[21:30] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Do you wish to declare shenanigans on these operators?
[21:30] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Do you wish to declare shenanigans on these operators?
01[21:30] <FigNewton> Shut up!
03[21:30] * AkAFred sets mode: -v Lexiabot9000
[21:30] <anorexorcist> i call shenanigans on this guy
01[21:30] <FigNewton> Thanks Fred
01[21:30] <FigNewton> Good call
[21:30] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> I cal bamboozel.
[21:30] <HAD0K3N> i didnt mean to and i didnt think it would get me kicked out
[21:31] <@Fernin|Comic> that's not what got you kicked, had
[21:31] <CamWin> Anyone else remember that Pokemon ringtone?
01[21:31] <FigNewton> It didn't you lost at !timebomb
[21:31] <@Fernin|Comic> it's your attitude and how you're treating the people in here
[21:31] <CamWin> RING RING RING, RING RING RING! PHONE CALL, PHONE CALL!
[21:31] <HAD0K3N> what am i doing
[21:31] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Ring ring ring ring bananaphone.
[21:31] <CamWin> Ouch! What do you do?
01[21:31] <FigNewton> I'm the only one defending him, and he hasn't even made a direct reply to me
[21:31] <docinsano> dude I'd love to reply to ermac's post but he's a dumbass so I will refrain
01[21:31] <FigNewton> Personally I'm rather offended
[21:31] <@AkAFred> It was honestly the lashing out in all caps that made me timebomb you
[21:31] <HAD0K3N> ...and that's a half hour. Time's up. Now, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat...
03[21:32] * HAD0K3N is now known as UsaSatsui
[21:32] <slayer_professional> heh
[21:32] <slayer_professional> right...
[21:32] <UsaSatsui> Yoink!
[21:32] <anorexorcist> haha someone will say something and he will leave forever again
[21:32] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> Are you guys talking about the Ermac thread about college?
[21:32] <docinsano> yeah
03[21:32] * ChanServ sets mode: +o UsaSatsui
[21:32] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> I knew it.
[21:32] <docinsano> I'm in the same boat too but I ain't whining about life
[21:32] <@Fernin|Comic> ...lol, very nice, Satsui... you had me fooled
[21:32] <anorexorcist> ya baal
[21:32] <BaalTheFoodProcessor> I knew it was a joke account.
[21:32] <slayer_professional> I dunno, I liked bitching out a little kid
[21:32] <@UsaSatsui> So, how did I do? Smile

01[21:32] <FigNewton> You make a good troll
01[21:32] <FigNewton> You entertained me very well
[21:32] <docinsano> and my GPA is far worse than 3.6
[21:32] <CamWin> WHOA
01[21:32] <FigNewton> *clap* *clap*

Posted: Apr 06 2009 12:48 am

Ha, now I can see what happened with that Haddy guy instead of just ranting about Silent Hill.

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Apr 06 2009 08:09 am

I'm a bad bunny.

Posted: Apr 06 2009 10:16 am

UsaSatsui wrote:

I'm a bad bunny.

Who should get put to sleep for that Razz

just kidding, I was ready to just beat the shit out of you Satsui Very Happy

Posted: Apr 12 2009 11:31 pm

01[23:15] <slayer_professional> !fortune
[23:15] <@Lexiabot9000> 5You will soon learn that adding 'in bed' to your fortunes doesn't always work.
01[23:15] <slayer_professional> heh
01[23:15] <slayer_professional> still does
01[23:17] <slayer_professional> so anyways
[23:19] <Ghandi> "Today is a disatrous day. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em in bed."
[23:19] <Ghandi> I dont know, mine works pretty good
[23:22] <Ghandi> !rps scissors
06[23:22] * @Lexiabot9000 throws paper! 5You win!
01[23:24] <slayer_professional> !fortune
[23:24] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Your hard work will get payoff today.
01[23:24] <slayer_professional> in bed
[23:24] <Ghandi> gigolo
[23:24] <Ghandi> !fortune
[23:24] <@Lexiabot9000> 5You will have to wait.
[23:24] <Ghandi> in bed
01[23:25] <slayer_professional> !fortune
[23:25] <@Lexiabot9000> 5You have had bad luck since you were born.
01[23:25] <slayer_professional> in bed
01[23:26] <slayer_professional> damnit
01[23:26] <slayer_professional> it's true too Sad

[23:26] <Ghandi> !fortune
[23:26] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Good news will come to you by mail.
[23:26] <Ghandi> in bed
[23:26] <Ghandi> ..i dont get it
01[23:27] <slayer_professional> uh... good news as in the mail was your gf and she told you it's your birthday
[23:27] <@Fernin> lol, that fortune came true...
01[23:27] <slayer_professional> !fortune
[23:27] <@Lexiabot9000> 5Your love life will be happy and harmonious if you stick to masturbating.
01[23:27] <slayer_professional> in bed
[23:27] <@Fernin> you learned that adding "in bed" doesn't always work
[23:27] <Ghandi> ROFL
01[23:27] <slayer_professional> perfect
01[23:27] <slayer_professional> that's great

Banned Joined: Sep 13 2008 Posts: 3129

wait.......Syd is haddox

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: Apr 15 2009 11:56 pm

Grown men did this

[23:50] <Lottel|Loser> You know... Team Galatic and Team Magma and Team Aqua were Alllllll way more villianous than Team Rocke
[23:50] <Lottel|Loser> t
[23:50] <Lottel|Loser> and their shit actually worked
[23:50] <FigNewton> I did notice you forgot to skip a line a ways down the Dino Jr. bit, though
[23:50] <ShiningBunny> But Team Rocket is awesome!
[23:51] <Slayer_Professional> As exciting as this conversation seems... I'm out... later
[23:51] |<-- Slayer_Professional has left dalnet (Quit: )
[23:51] <ShiningBunny> Prepare for trouble!
[23:51] <ShiningBunny> And make it double!
[23:51] <Fernin> I'm trying to remember now, in red and blue... what were Team Rocket's plans?
[23:52] <CamWin> Uhh...to take over the world? Or something?
[23:52] <Vald> to protect the world from devastation
[23:52] <Gregthewhite> where's the missing line?
[23:52] <ShiningBunny> To unite all peoples within our nation
[23:52] <FigNewton> beat-heavy, mind-blowing rock from opening to encore.
[23:52] <FigNewton> After that
[23:52] <CamWin> I thought it was like to utilize Mewtwo to rule the world or something
[23:52] <Lottel|Loser> To denounce the evils of truth and love
[23:52] <FigNewton> You didn't write for the rest of the line, but didn't leave the following one blank, either
[23:52] <Lottel|Loser> and spread our reach to the stars above
[23:52] <CamWin> Something about the stars above
[23:52] <Vald> To extend our reach to the stars above
[23:52] <MrBman> Jessie!
[23:52] <FigNewton> Wow, someone told you to quit bobbing your head?
[23:52] <Lottel|Loser> James
[23:52] <ShiningBunny> To James
[23:52] <CamWin> James!
[23:52] <FigNewton> Godamnit I hate hipsters
[23:53] <Gregthewhite> yeah, there were a lot of the nerd-shic hipsters there
[23:53] <ShiningBunny> Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
[23:53] <CamWin> That's right!
[23:53] <Lottel|Loser> Surrender now or prepare to fight!
[23:53] <MrBman> Meowth, that's right!
[23:53] <CamWin> Gah, came in too early
[23:53] <Lottel|Loser> ...
[23:53] <ShiningBunny> Wow.
[23:53] <ShiningBunny> We suck
[23:53] <Lottel|Loser> Seems to be a problem with you, I hear...
[23:53] <CamWin> lol
[23:53] <MrBman> I HAD to get that part.
[23:53] <Lottel|Loser> I don't suck. I got every part of it right
[23:53] <ShiningBunny> Or we're awesome
[23:53] <Lottel|Loser> and in the right order
[23:53] <ShiningBunny> Either way

Title: Comic Author Joined: Dec 12 2008 Posts: 1179

A Magic Eightball command was just added to the bot tonight, and it has already produced some humorous results...

[21:48] Lottel: !8ball Is this just anothing thing for people to spam?
[21:49] Lexiabot9000: Probably.

[21:53] Sam_Sea_King: !8ball Doi you follow Fernin's rules?
[21:53] Lexiabot9000: My reply is no.

[22:00:42] <@Fernin> 8ball only has 35 choices
[22:00:54] <Sam_Sea_King> 35 is a huge damn 8ball
[22:01:06] <@Fernin> I googled "Magic 8ball answers"
[22:01:15] <@Fernin> normal ones have 20 answers in them
[22:01:15] <Sam_Sea_King> ah ok
[22:01:33] <@Fernin> and a newer version has 15 new answers combined with 5 old ones
[22:01:38] <Sam_Sea_King> the ones ive seen have a D4 in them, or 10 at most
[22:01:38] <@Fernin> so I used em all
[22:02:17] <@Fernin> nope... normal 8balls, even when they first came out had a d20, an icosahedron
[22:02:38] <Sam_Sea_King> not to my memory
[22:02:54] <Sam_Sea_King> !8ball Is Fernin wrong?
[22:02:54] <@Lexiabot9000> Signs point to yes.

[22:11:11] <not_sure> !8ball will i win the next NES challenge?
[22:11:12] <@Lexiabot9000> Without a doubt.
[22:11:16] <not_sure> smart thing

Skynet is back online, it seems.

Posted: May 03 2009 02:48 pm

Me, slayer and ljusdahl were having some fun today Very Happy

[11:59] * Crazy_Bastard smacks ljusdahl with a trout
[12:00] * Ljusdahl gets more crazy than bastard and bites him in the groin
[12:01] * Crazy_Bastard hollers and chews off ljusdahl's eyebrow
[12:02] * Ljusdahl squirts a jet of blood from eyes, hisses, and leaps off
[12:03] * Crazy_Bastard commands the bot to hold ljusdahl down
[12:04] * Ljusdahl cant be held down because he's totally gone
[12:04] * Crazy_Bastard looks around
[12:04] * Slayer_Professional shoots Ljusdahl
[12:04] <Crazy_Bastard> !seen ljusdahl
[12:04] <Lexiabot9000> Crazy_Bastard... Make sure your eyes are open when you read the nicklist.
[12:05] <Slayer_Professional> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR WHINING!
[12:05] * Slayer_Professional belts Crazy_Bastard with his studded leather belt
[12:05] <Slayer_Professional> YOU ARE BOTH GOING INTO TIME OUT :@
[12:05] * Crazy_Bastard hangs head, ashamed
[12:06] * Ljusdahl mutters
[12:06] <Slayer_Professional> What was that?
[12:07] * Slayer_Professional body slams Ljusdahl?
[12:07] * Ljusdahl gets excited
[12:08] <Slayer_Professional> You are punished for three weeks no games, icecream and no hopes of survival
[12:08] <Crazy_Bastard> aww, both of us?
[12:08] <Ljusdahl> fair enough.
[12:08] [ERROR] Unknown command “glares”.
[12:09] * Crazy_Bastard glares at ljusdahl
[12:09] <Crazy_Bastard> but he started it!
[12:09] * Slayer_Professional hits their two heads together
[12:09] <Slayer_Professional> You two little snot nosed brats are now punished for three months
[12:09] <Slayer_Professional> only bread and water for you two
[12:10] <Ljusdahl> for this... you die in your sleep
[12:10] * Crazy_Bastard steals ljusdal's bread and water and runs off
[12:10] <Slayer_Professional> Are you threatening me young man?
[12:11] * Ljusdahl squirts more blood at bastard
[12:11] * Slayer_Professional shoves a tampon where Ljusdahl is squirting blood and kicks him down the cellar stairs
[12:11] * Slayer_Professional grabs Crazy_bastard and throws him down the cellar stairs and locks the door behind him
[12:12] * Ljusdahl is blinded by eye-tampon, spends years locked in cellar, training his newfound psychic powers
[12:12] * Slayer_Professional senses a disturbance in the force and finds out it's Ljusdahl
[12:13] * Slayer_Professional lights him on fire with his pyschic powers of his own
[12:13] * Ljusdahl focuses his psionic powers to turn Slayer's skin inside out
[12:15] * Crazy_Bastard laughs and holds the bot hostage
[12:15] <Crazy_Bastard> nobody move or the bot gets it!
[12:15] <Lexiabot9000> If I'm a bot, that makes you a geek.
[12:15] * Crazy_Bastard smacks the bot
[12:16] <Slayer_Professional> I hold no remorse for the bot... kill him... see what I care
[12:16] [ERROR] You need to be an operator in #sydlexia to do that.
[12:16] * Slayer_Professional turns on his pyschic prevention implants to prevent the skin from turning inside out
[12:16] * Ljusdahl uses his psionic powers to fuse Bastard and Lexiabot into one, horrid abomination
[12:17] * Crazy_Bastard curses and remembers that he is unable to off the bot
[12:17] <Slayer_Professional> That takes care of two problems
[12:17] <Fernin> BastardBot!
[12:17] <Slayer_Professional> haha
[12:17] =-= YOU are now known as BastardBot
[12:17] <Slayer_Professional> That's great Fernin
[12:17] * Slayer_Professional slaps BastardBot around a bit with a large trout
[12:17] * BastardBot smacks slayer with his newfound cyborg strength
[12:19] <BastardBot> .....
[12:20] * Slayer_Professional deflects Bastardbot's punch by using a maganet
[12:20] <Slayer_Professional> haha
[12:21] [ERROR] Unknown command “goes”.
[12:21] * BastardBot goes into a seizure as the magnet sticks to his hard drive/brain
[12:21] * BastardBot begs ljusdahl for help, suggesting that we take on slayer together
[12:22] * Slayer_Professional drives a stake through Bastard Bot's CPU and kicks him down the cellar again
[12:23] * Ljusdahl channels his powers from deep within, fusing the supermagnet into BastardBot, creating.... Bastard MagnetoBot!
[12:23] =-= YOU are now known as Bastard_MagnetoBot
[12:23] * Slayer_Professional turns on the hose and floods the basement
[12:23] <Ljusdahl> Wreak havoc, my minion. Make daddy proud!
[12:23] * Bastard_MagnetoBot uses nanobots to repair CPU
[12:24] [ERROR] Unknown command “grabs”.
[12:24] * Slayer_Professional then hits the power line in the cellar and lets the line hit the wire electrocuting the bot to hell
[12:24] * Bastard_MagnetoBot grabs hose
[12:24] * Bastard_MagnetoBot shoves it up slayer's ass
[12:24] * Bastard_MagnetoBot turns up water pressure
[12:24] [ERROR] Unknown command “roars”.
[12:24] * Bastard_MagnetoBot ROARS
[12:24] * Ljusdahl laughs hysterically
[12:25] * Slayer_Professional squeezes tight and cuts the hose head off with his asshole of steel
[12:25] <Bastard_MagnetoBot> MAGNETOBOT SMASH
[12:25] <Ljusdahl> quickly Bastard_Magnetobot! kill that sucker with the metallic hose part inside his ass!
[12:25] <Ljusdahl> rip him a new one!
[12:26] * Bastard_MagnetoBot draws hose up through slayers ass, out his skull
[12:26] * Slayer_Professional locks the door and leaves the room
[12:26] <Bastard_MagnetoBot> sets a time bomb
[12:26] <Bastard_MagnetoBot> !shutup
[12:26] <Lexiabot9000> Shutting up now.
[12:26] <Bastard_MagnetoBot> !timebomb Slayer_Professional
[12:26] <Lexiabot9000> Stop fucking bombing people already!
[12:27] * Bastard_MagnetoBot shouts FUCK
[12:28] * Ljusdahl suggests to use the super magnetic powers to tear the iron from Slayer's blood and do something creative with it
[12:28] * Bastard_MagnetoBot rips open door, leaves SNES & Faceball for Slayer to play for all of eternity
[12:28] * Bastard_MagnetoBot draws iron and creates sculpture of a pretty flower
[12:30] <Ljusdahl> For me? :3
[12:30] |<-- NeO_Stonie has left dalnet (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[12:30] * Bastard_MagnetoBot gives sculpture to ljusdahl
[12:31] * Bastard_MagnetoBot looks suspiciously at the door, wonders what slayer is plotting
[12:32] * Ljusdahl sheds a tear of happiness
[12:35] * Bastard_MagnetoBot looks suspiciously at door
[12:35] * Bastard_MagnetoBot peeks in
[12:36] * Ljusdahl finds Slayer masterbating to pictures of David Hasselhoff
[12:36] * Bastard_MagnetoBot shields eyes
[12:36] <Bastard_MagnetoBot> WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN
[12:37] * Ljusdahl notices the text on Slayer's shirt, "I wanna hassel the hoff"
[12:37] * Ljusdahl closes the door. shudders
[12:38] -->| NeO_Stonie (~asfdsdf@75.81.29.225) has joined #sydlexia
[12:39] * Bastard_MagnetoBot greets neo_stonie, tells him not to open the door
[12:40] * Ljusdahl projects mental images into neo_stonie out or pure spite
[12:41] * Bastard_MagnetoBot feels sorry for NeO_Stonie

Posted: May 03 2009 03:45 pm

Fernin wrote:

[21:48] Lottel: !8ball Is this just anothing thing for people to spam?
[21:49] Lexiabot9000: Probably.

You forgot to mention that this is the first thing the 8ball program said.
The very first thing.

Title: Comic Author Joined: Dec 12 2008 Posts: 1179

[22:29:38] * GPFontaine (~chatzilla@**.hsd1.ct.comcast.net) has joined #sydlexia
[22:29:39] * ChanServ sets mode: +o GPFontaine
[22:29:39] * Mr_scotty (~chatzilla@**.slkc.qwest.net) Quit (Quit: I've decided to leave for a loooooooong time)
[22:29:54] <@UsaSatsui> OH NO!
[22:30:00] <@GPFontaine> Holy shit, that was the best welcome message EVER!!!!
[22:30:08] <@UsaSatsui> Post it, Fernin.
[22:30:12] <@Fernin> lol
[22:30:17] <@GPFontaine> I am in fucking heaven!!!

Posted: May 24 2009 04:31 pm

(while playing Castlevania 3 for the first time)
22:03 < Nekkoru> GOD DAMNIT FUCKING GEARS
22:04 < joshwoodzell> YOUR EASY!
22:04 < joshwoodzell> er...YOU ARE EASY
22:04 < Nekkoru> Your != you're.
22:04 < Nekkoru> LEARN THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE.
22:04 < Nekkoru> I have that tattooed on my left ass-cheek
22:04 < joshwoodzell> watch it, young 'en
22:04 <@UsaSatsui> STOP YELLING MOMMY AND DADDY STOP IT!
22:05 < Nekkoru> Shut up and go play Nintendo, Junior! Here's a twenty, buy
yourself a game!
22:05 < joshwoodzell> QUIET, BOY!
22:05 < Nekkoru> Wait... Who's the mommy here?
22:05 * joshwoodzell smacks Usa right on the cheek, and stares with hatred.
22:05 < joshwoodzell> not it!
22:05 < Nekkoru> Not...Fuck.

And so, I have officially became female. Can you change that in my profile, Syd?

Title: Comic Author Joined: Dec 12 2008 Posts: 1179

[19:30:11] <@UsaSatsui> Well, damnit, I need a higher number on my subscriptions page!
[19:30:30] <Chrisby> the more subscribers you have, the bigger your penis gets
[19:33:38] <@UsaSatsui> Damn straight
[19:34:55] <Chrisby> yeah, if i ever decide to do LPs or something i'm totally not going to be happy until i have at LEAST 10,000 subscribers
[19:35:00] <Chrisby> then all the women will be all over me
[19:38:09] <@UsaSatsui> I'll be estatic if I get 100
[19:38:46] * nekkoru (~nekkoru@chello087206215207.chello.pl) Quit (tranquility.hub.dal.net punch.va.us.dal.net)
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[19:39:09] <@UsaSatsui> I have 68 now
[19:40:34] * nekkoru (~nekkoru@chello087206215207.chello.pl) has joined #sydlexia
[19:40:44] * loustar (~louis@c-71-202-1-58.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #sydlexia
[19:42:48] <@Vald> 10,000?
[19:42:59] <Chrisby> it's over nine thousand you know
[19:43:00] <@Vald> That's over nine thousand!
[19:43:02] * Chrisby was kicked by Lexiabot9000 (Yeah? Well, my power level is higher!)
[19:43:02] * Vald was kicked by Lexiabot9000 (Yeah? Well, my power level is higher!)
[19:43:10] * Chrisby (~Chrisby@ool-182ef3d4.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #sydlexia
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[19:43:16] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Vald
[19:43:21] <Chrisby> oh right i fogot that's a thing you can get kicked for lol
[19:43:32] <@Vald> duh

Posted: May 26 2009 12:01 am

21:26] <Lexiabot9000> Talk amongst yourselves. I'll give you a topic... Dumb Popular Websites. Discuss.
[21:27] <UsaSatsui> Sydlexia.com?
[21:27] <Naunie> Newgrounds?
[21:27] <Chrisby> ytmnd
[21:29] <Vald> 4chan
[21:30] <UsaSatsui> Megatokyo
[21:30] <CrazyBastard> myspace
[21:31] <Naunie> CrazyBastard wins the cake
[21:32] <Scotch_Whisky> Social Networking isn't really the same, though
[21:33] <UsaSatsui> Cake?
[21:33] <UsaSatsui> Was it a triumph?
[21:33] <UsaSatsui> Should I make a note here?
[21:33] * Naunie makes a cake
[21:35] <Naunie> no, i just hate myspace witha passion
[21:35] <UsaSatsui> Awww, nobody took the bait
[21:36] <Naunie> unless it's Jailbait, i couldn't care
[21:43] <CrazyBastard> but...... the cake is a lie....
[21:44] <CrazyBastard> but still
[21:44] <CrazyBastard> HUGE SUCCESS!
[21:45] <UsaSatsui> Can you overstate your satisfaction?
[21:45] <CrazyBastard> No... but In wish I worked for Aperture science.....
[21:46] <CrazyBastard> they doi what they must, because they can
[21:46] <UsaSatsui> For the good of all of us
[21:46] <CrazyBastard> but not the ones who are dead!
[21:46] <CrazyBastard> but there's no sense crying over every mistake
[21:47] <UsaSatsui> You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
[21:47] <UsaSatsui> And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
[21:48] <CrazyBastard> for the people who are still alive!
[21:48] <CrazyBastard> I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now.
[21:49] <Vald> who's dead?
[21:49] * Naunie facepalms
[21:49] * CrazyBastard facepalms
[21:49] * Vald facepalms because he is a sheep
[21:49] * CrazyBastard puts Vald intop the Aperture Science Intellegence
[21:50] <CrazyBastard> fuck
[21:50] * CrazyBastard puts Vald intop the Aperture Science Intellegence Incinerator
[21:50] <UsaSatsui> You euthanized you faithful companion Vald faster than any test subject on record
[21:50] <UsaSatsui> Well done.
[21:51] <CrazyBastard> aw shit..... Now I can't invite him to my party
[21:51] * Vald puts CB into the stupifier from Zak McKracken

Portal Ftw

Posted: May 26 2009 02:10 am

[23:07] <Rycona> Ilove voical normaoniestoo.
[23:08] <Rycona> I love vocal harmonies.
[23:08] <Rycona> ***
[23:08] <rossrifle> what the fuck Rycona...
[23:08] <rossrifle> drunk?
[23:08] <LowEndLem> wow
[23:08] <Rycona> Wow, mt typing is going down.
[23:08] <LowEndLem> what?
[23:08] <Rycona> my*
[23:08] <FigNewton> I was just about to google normaoniestoo
[23:08] <LowEndLem> that's past down.
[23:08] <Rycona> Hahhaha.
[23:08] <LowEndLem> that's like, underground
[23:08] <LowEndLem> hanging out with moles and shit
[23:08] <FigNewton> I figured it was some foreign word you were using to sound smart
[23:08] <nekkoru> So instead of four five-minute songs, we have one that's twenty minutes
[23:08] <LowEndLem> oh lordy
[23:08] <Rycona> Eh, I usually sound mart enough already... when I don't compltely sound retarded.

oh Rycona.

UsaSatsui's Youtube Channel · Posted: May 26 2009 08:08 am

So we have no "logs" for a month, then three in one night?

Posted: May 26 2009 12:26 pm

the IRC fairies have been kind to us

Posted: May 26 2009 01:07 pm

No. Hacker hasn't been in the chat.
Nor M3GA Very Happy

Posted: May 31 2009 05:56 pm

[15:22] Scotch_Whisky: Bizzack!
[15:25] Scotch_Whisky: How's everyone today?
[15:28] Scotch_Whisky: Besides being too high and mighty to talk to a lowly albino, I mean
[15:32] Scotch_Whisky: Oh, even my sly remarks won't knock you guys off your damn high horse
[15:32] Scotch_Whisky: I'm too good for you, anyway
[15:32] Scotch_Whisky: FUCK YOU
[15:34] Scotch_Whisky: Ol' Lexy's still my friend
[15:34] Scotch_Whisky: !rr 2
[15:34] Lexiabot9000: Two bullets are in place! Someone feels lucky today... Type !fire to try your luck!
[15:34] Scotch_Whisky: !fire
[15:34] Lexiabot9000: BANG!
[15:34] *** Scotch_Whisky has been kicked from #sydlexia by Lexiabot9000: Scotch_Whisky has been shot!

Posted: Jun 01 2009 12:16 am

Scotch_Whisky> !fortune
<Lexiabot9000> Concentrate and ask again.
* Scotch_Whisky concentrates
<Scotch_Whisky> !fortune
<Lexiabot9000> Fortune machine empty. Call 555-4444 to order more!
<Crazy_Bastard> hahaha
<Scotch_Whisky> Fuck you!

Posted: Jun 01 2009 12:20 am

Everything bad happens to Scotch.

Posted: Jun 01 2009 12:40 am

What is IRC exactly? I know it's a stupid question but I'd really like to know. Outside of a few forums I don't really talk with people in any manner.