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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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Yeah, Pedobear likes his women the same as his rum: twelve years old and mixed with coke.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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That bear is not funny. There's nothing funny about it. goddamn Internet! 
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Yeah, Pedobear loses its charm when you learn that your grandma's brother who you saw for the first time on Saturday and didn't even really know existed is a convicted pedophile and your mom was one of his victims....
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Little Mac
Joined: Mar 25 2009
Posts: 55
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| Ross Rifle wrote: |
| Yeah, Pedobear loses its charm when you learn that your grandma's brother who you saw for the first time on Saturday and didn't even really know existed is a convicted pedophile and your mom was one of his victims.... |
And he was allowed to be around your family recently because...?
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Ya know, I'm not sure. He's very lucky I didn't find out until after.
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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| ESPECIALLY Hacker! But ESPECIALLY Bart! |
You know syd contrary to my picture I am not really a horny old man. I'm 16 so therefor not old
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
Posts: 2739
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| Hacker wrote: |
| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| ESPECIALLY Hacker! But ESPECIALLY Bart! |
You know syd contrary to my picture I am not really a horny old man. I'm 16 so therefor not old |
You're still hacker though.
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Ermac
Title: Thread Killer
Joined: Aug 04 2008
Location: Outworld
Posts: 1512
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a tv show where hacker married krislexia would be awesome. Only because it would be hilarious seeing Jeebus have to deal with hacker in real life. So technically it would be a show where everyone tries to get Jeebus to warm up to hacker, but he never does, except every once in a while.
Syd would have a David Spade type role, where he comes in, gives some clever one liners, then leaves.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 11244
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Ermac, it would get about 30 seconds into the pilot before the Lexia Bros ended the show by killing hacker.
It would probably be best if hacker never ever went near or thought about their sister.
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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It's a classic formula for comedy. Hacker would always be super nice and trying to be friends with Jeebus while Jeebus would hate Hacker and exploit his naive nature for his ill fated schemes. Somehow they'd always end up on a zanny adventure that guarantees hilarity. I'm picturing it a little like Ren and Stimpy.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
Posts: 966
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Where would the rest of the forum be? Bit characters, or just standing the background hurling insults?
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<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
Why? Fuck you, that's why. |
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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Special guest star spots when ratings are starting to slide I guess.
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Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Can I do the theme song??
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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| LowEndLem wrote: |
| Where would the rest of the forum be? Bit characters, or just standing the background hurling insults? |
I call dibs on the role of the Kramer rip-off.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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| Cameron wrote: |
| LowEndLem wrote: |
| Where would the rest of the forum be? Bit characters, or just standing the background hurling insults? |
I call dibs on the role of the Kramer rip-off. |
Damn you!
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
Posts: 966
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I call pyro with storyline of "almost burning the damn house down until Syd beats him with a rake"
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<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
Why? Fuck you, that's why. |
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Dr. Jeebus
Moderator
Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 5228
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| I call pyro with storyline of "almost burning the damn house down until Syd beats him with a rake" |
Sorry, but no TV show involving fire will top the Mission Hill episode "Porno for Pyro", so we aren't even going to try.
GP is definitely right on this one anyway: it's best if hacker doesn't go near or think about my sister. She wouldn't even need me or Syd to kill him though, because yesterday I was talking to Kris Lexia and she told me that if I embarassed her at her sweet 16 party in front of all her friends she would, and I quote, "Take the knife I'm supposed to use to cut the cake and gut you like a fish".
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dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com - Updated sometimes, but on hiatus!
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| The three greatest heels in history...Andy Kaufman, Triple H, and Dr. Jeebus |
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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See? That's why she's my Official Screaming Teenage Fangirl. That's the kind of attitude I like to see.
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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It's probably best for no one on this forum to have anything to do with anyone's sister. Hacker is the most harmless and honestly there are about 20 more people on here I'd worry about more before I'd worry about a child hooking up with my child sister.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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She gets a sweet 16?! I don't even remember what I did for my birthday, just that it sucked!
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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Me.....and...Kris...Lexia...........TV..show
I leave for a few days and this happens
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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| Hacker wrote: |
Me.....and...Kris...Lexia...........TV..show
I leave for a few days and this happens |
They're not making an actual TV show, don't get too excited. 
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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I know there's no real tv show
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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The only way I could see Kris Lexia and Hacker on tv together would probably be on an episode of The People's Court where Kris Lexia gets a restraining order against Hacker.
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