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I'm afraid of Zombies! (anyone else?)


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BowCastingWookie
Title: Cat of Ulthar
Joined: Oct 01 2009
PostPosted: Oct 02 2009 03:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

SoldierHawk wrote:
Q-tips are nothing compared to contact lenses. I used them for exactly 48 hours, and finally could not deal with all the poking and prodding around my eyes, and imagining what would happen if I fucked up and impaled one. Glasses ftw.


Thank you. I put those things in my eyes one time many, many years ago and vowed to never try them again. People can't stand having eyelashes, sand, or anything else in their eyes, so why would they want those in there (other than to see, of course)? I've known a few individuals who swear by them, and they go through a ritual every day to get them in.

And to think, there was a time where they were made strictly out of GLASS.
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Buddyman
Title: Zombie Master Hunter
Joined: Oct 08 2009
Location: CALIFORNIA
PostPosted: Oct 12 2009 02:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The truth is the Government covers up dozens of zombie attacks each year... Thats why i am doing my part to help... I joined the Z.H.A. (Zombie Hunters Agency) 5 years ago and have risen up the ranks, to Masters rank... the reason I'm telling yout all this is for two reasons... The Agency tells us we are allowed to tell the general population the truth because they would never believe it anyways... and because we lose agents very often so its recruiting season... and I am the most honored agent... (still alive)... anyone interested i will send you a copy of the Zombie Hunters Agency Official Test... and you can do you part to stop the appocalypse... NOW YOU KNOW!,,, and knowing is half the battle

P.S. The Zombie Survival Guide is B.S. We've been looking for that author to arrest him for impersonating a true Zombie Survival Expert... ITS LIES I TELL YA LIES
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