Douche you have the Elvis guy, I have something even scarier. There is a guy who goes to the KFC not far from where I work, I see him every once in a while. He looks like Roy Orbison. He has the high hair, the mutton chops of sorts, the dark slightly oversized sunglasses, even down to right shirts and or blazers. Funny, but disturbing. Oh and I found out the guy is like 50 something.