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Posted: Dec 03 2008 11:39 pm

BlackWings wrote:

Edna from Maniac Mansion.

UsaSatsui wrote:

Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Malformed, Pus-Filled, Slug-For-A-Butt.

You know, the purpose is to post women that most people find attractive that you don't. If ANYONE ever found those two attractive, they need to have their penis confiscated.

By that, I mean castrated, the old fashioned way.

Joined: Jun 20 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 802

Arcane wrote:

...Oh, well, life goes on:

That 'Christy' broad from Vice: Project Doom (Like Syd said, why in [Insert Higher Power's name HERE]'s name did [Protagonist]Quinn Hart like her so much [And diss Sophia so much], when Sophia was way hotter?

Any of those eyeless female Camp Counselors from Friday the 13th

Medusa (Various games, namely Super Castlevania Mode 7 Adventure IV)

Princess Tomato (No comment)

Irene (Ninja Gaiden series--She'd prolly shoot me with (another) Tranquilizer Dart while we were fucking, just for the hell of it)

Wendy O' Koopa

Roll

Sheeva

Lady Deathstrike (I doubt she's even remotely human anymore...For shame)

The Ellen-Degeneres-inspired, uber-dyke King pre KOF '98

...Any of those animal broads obsessed with Sonic

...And, last but not least (But painfully obvious):

No offense to you sir, but your spacing drives me fucking bonkers.

Anyways, if we can refer to gaming girls that aren't in-game, I choose Morgan Webb. I think she's so fucking ugly. And huge. Huge as in tall, and bulky and man-like. She creeps me out. She could crush the Sess with one palm.

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Syd Lexia wrote:

Bridget from Guilty Gear XX.

!!!

Joined: Aug 26 2007 Posts: 2752

FNJ wrote:

Syd Lexia wrote:

Bridget from Guilty Gear XX.

!!!

I was already to quit for the day when i found this:

why must anime make me hate it

Title: Robot Soul Brother Joined: Jul 11 2008 Posts: 137

drewbocop wrote:

Arcane wrote:

...Oh, well, life goes on:

That 'Christy' broad from Vice: Project Doom (Like Syd said, why in [Insert Higher Power's name HERE]'s name did [Protagonist]Quinn Hart like her so much [And diss Sophia so much], when Sophia was way hotter?

Any of those eyeless female Camp Counselors from Friday the 13th

Medusa (Various games, namely Super Castlevania Mode 7 Adventure IV)

Princess Tomato (No comment)

Irene (Ninja Gaiden series--She'd prolly shoot me with (another) Tranquilizer Dart while we were fucking, just for the hell of it)

Wendy O' Koopa

Roll

Sheeva

Lady Deathstrike (I doubt she's even remotely human anymore...For shame)

The Ellen-Degeneres-inspired, uber-dyke King pre KOF '98

...Any of those animal broads obsessed with Sonic

...And, last but not least (But painfully obvious):

No offense to you sir, but your spacing drives me fucking bonkers.

...If font spacing has the capacity to 'drive you fucking bonkers,' then you have real problems.

...And, oh yeah, none taken.

Posted: Dec 04 2008 02:31 am

Lara Croft just kinda.. strikes me wrong for some reason.. also I never really like Irene from Ninja Gaiden. However, Aya from Parasite Eve.. well I wouldn't mind that.

Posted: Dec 04 2008 03:13 am

I wouldn't do the girl from the Tecmo Super Bowl halftime who only has a bra on. If she's willing to strip at a sporting event imagine all the crazy shit she WOULDN'T do. She probably has about 18 STDs, 12 of which haven't been discovered yet.

Joined: Oct 06 2008 Posts: 43

drewbocop wrote:

Anyways, if we can refer to gaming girls that aren't in-game, I choose Morgan Webb. I think she's so fucking ugly. And huge. Huge as in tall, and bulky and man-like. She creeps me out. She could crush the Sess with one palm.

SHE'S SO HOT!!Shes skinny and big titted How is that bad.The sess could be crushed by anything

ThatGuy wrote:

Ashley from RE4. I mean she is TOTALLY HOT, but she's the president's daughter and I'd be all over the news'n stuff.

Last dude to fuck a president's daughter was found in a shack in south America.

Damn non of you said peach,I stay clear of that ass.I mean you be kidnapped along with her and you'd have to wait forever to be saved.

Posted: Dec 04 2008 05:09 am

It's such a turn-off when they are so froward. Also, furries are creepy and her grammar is terrible.

Posted: Dec 04 2008 06:06 am

Burt Reynolds wrote:

It's such a turn-off when they are so froward. Also, furries are creepy and her grammar is terrible.

Girls with cat-ears don't necessarily mean furry.

What game is this from?

Posted: Dec 04 2008 02:42 pm

Lightning Warrior Raidy. Like wizardry, but with more naked.

As per videogame chars, peach. She's a prude and has a put-on super high pitched voice that grates so much.

Posted: Dec 04 2008 03:34 pm

RobotGumshoe wrote:

Lightning Warrior Raidy. Like wizardry, but with more naked.

As per videogame chars, peach. She's a prude and has a put-on super high pitched voice that grates so much.

My main issue with Peach is her immature appearance. If she turned me on I'd feel like a pedophile.

Title: Wise Ass Joined: Jul 23 2007 Posts: 553

Would this turn you on?

http://sigurdhosenfeld.deviantart.com/art/Mario-Kart-Wii-Biker-Peach-78840495

Might be NSFW.

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worstamericanhero wrote:

Would this turn you on?

http://sigurdhosenfeld.deviantart.com/art/Mario-Kart-Wii-Biker-Peach-78840495

Might be NSFW.

Yes, yes it would. Nice T & A, Peachie.
I lol'ed at the comment "Now, I probably take peach home and Rape her x3~!"

Posted: Dec 05 2008 04:57 am

drewbocop wrote:

Yes, yes it would. Nice T & A, Peachie.
I lol'ed at the comment "Now, I probably take peach home and Rape her x3~!"

PEDOPHILE!!!

Posted: Dec 05 2008 07:35 am

worstamericanhero wrote:

Would this turn you on?

http://sigurdhosenfeld.deviantart.com/art/Mario-Kart-Wii-Biker-Peach-78840495

Might be NSFW.

Somehow I just knew sigurd would be brought up.

Posted: Dec 09 2008 09:24 pm

Videogame chick... sage Luka from 'Secret of Mana'

Any 200 year old chick who looks like a young girl, well, yeah... Maybe it's Maybeline, I sure as hell ain't finding out though.

Joined: Aug 26 2007 Posts: 2752

Burt Reynolds wrote:

It's such a turn-off when they are so froward. Also, furries are creepy and her grammar is terrible.

what in the name of all that is holy and unholy . . . . what hentai nightmare is this? Shocked

Joined: Dec 10 2008 Posts: 6

SHEEVA.

Joined: Apr 01 2008 Posts: 67

I think the first time I ever actually thought, "I would not like to fuck her" was about Sheeva from MK 3.

Posted: Dec 10 2008 10:26 am

Mitsuko from Bloody Roar

Any Questions?

Posted: Dec 10 2008 02:42 pm

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

It's such a turn-off when they are so froward. Also, furries are creepy and her grammar is terrible.

what in the name of all that is holy and unholy . . . . what hentai nightmare is this? Shocked

I already said, Lightning Warrior Raidy.

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RobotGumshoe wrote:

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

It's such a turn-off when they are so froward. Also, furries are creepy and her grammar is terrible.

what in the name of all that is holy and unholy . . . . what hentai nightmare is this? Shocked

I already said, Lightning Warrior Raidy.

I guess i was too distracted by the cat girl to notice your post Razz

Posted: Dec 10 2008 07:32 pm

Meow. Kitty want sum cock? Lol. I know a ton of people that think Meryl from the MGS series is hot, but here bitchy/cocky attitude turns me off some what. Make he more like Mai, and I'd dig her just fine.

Posted: Dec 12 2008 12:30 am

I would totally not do Celes Chere. She's a general, "not some love-starved twit." Plus, Locke made that shit wider than the Northern Crater...