Knyte wrote:

So, if there was a zombie apocolypse, and you were one of the survivors: You come across some really hot chick you had an eye on, and she had been turned into a mindless zombie; would it be okay to trap her, and keep her as a bound and gagged sex slave, at least until she decomposed enough to lose her hotness?

At the point where she is a zombie she is no longer human. This would be like having sex with an animal. Bestiality is out man. No way. Hormones would be raging with other female survivors though. And you need to repopulate the human race. You should be busy building barricades and having lots of unprotected sex.

Ba‘al wrote:

How much muscle mass would I gain by dead lifting 500 lbs. everyday?

Since you can't lift 500lbs this is not really a very good question.

But if you drop that number to your maximum amount, probably not very much if you only did it once. You might want to try working out with less weight and working up.

Tsunami Red wrote:

Q. Real or Fake tits?

Real unless for some reason they need to be removed (medical reasons) then fake are ok.

JRA wrote:

Would you try to peform "dogs in a bathtub?"

She might like it, but something else could be used to get the same effect without the incredible pain that I imagine comes with smashing ones nut. I vote no.

enshinkarateman wrote:

What's the manlier food, beef jerky or chilli?

Chili. But only when you make it.

username wrote:

is it ok to pass out while a chick goes down on you? or while making out? or while doing anything w/a chick? passing out is due to a) alcohol or b) being up for more than 24 hours straight or c) both.

Passing out is their job, not yours.

Seriously, it isn't cool to pass out, unless it is a medical condition. Then you will get sympathy sex. Otherwise you just suck.

Nekkoru wrote:

I have this guy at my school. He's a total asshat, mostly because he only thinks with his fists. He hates me so much on account of my Sydalous hair (see Syd's picture for reference.) and the fact that I told him to suck a fart out of my ass one day. I've had it with him, so I started using non-violent ways to get him off my back. I started talking with our teacher and apparently, he might get kicked out of school. Fifteen points for me, for basically ruining the guy's life. Anyway, tomorrow I'm going to school, and he probably will attack me outside of school. That's why I'm taking some mace with me. He practices thai boxing and ju-jitsu, but he's no match for pepper spray, right? I will be spraying for at least three seconds, to ensure that he'll be immobile for a minute or two. And so, my question is: What monologue should I deliver? I was thinking Ezekiel 25/17 or something from Bruce Campbell...

You don't win any points for ruining a guys life who technically had no life to begin with. A loser is a loser without your involvement. I never understood why anyone would waste their time with someone who is clearly that pathetic.

Nekkoru wrote:

GPFontaine wrote: You don't win any points for ruining a guys life who technically had no life to begin with. A loser is a loser without your involvement. I never understood why anyone would waste their time with someone who is clearly that pathetic. No, see, because when he gets kicked out of school (especially for assaulting a student), he'll have too much trouble getting into any other (with a record like that), meaning he'll have to join the army or work a shit job. It will also ruin his reputation with his buddies ("Woah, dude, that little guy just kicked your ass") and he'll probably will be too embarassed to go out in public anymore. Which leads him to either manrape in the army, suicide, or packing my groceries. I win either way! As an added bonus, I'm getting revenge for my ear. I'll have to go to a laryngologist tomorrow, because the shithead nearly ripped it off.

What happens if your pepper spray doesn't work?

What happens if he gets so mad about it that he comes and attacks you at another time?

What if he holds a grudge for the rest of his life?

What if you get in trouble and kicked out of school too?

Violence begets violence. Unless you are into that sort of thing, find another way.

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:

If I have a chance to engage in a threesome (two woman!) then should I go for it? And if so, which one do i call afterwards? I'm I free to blow them both off?

Something tells me that you won't have to worry about this question or answer.

scamrock wrote:

GPFontaine wrote: As for the question about saliva to vaginal contact... I have no idea if mono can be transmitted that way. I can't find an answer on the web either. I got this one. The Epstein-Barr virus can be transmitted through genital fluids. EBV is most frequently recognized as the virus responsible for mononucleosis. A study at the University of Edinburgh in United Kingdom found that sexually active students were found more prone to the EBV virus. Not everyone exposed to the EBV virus will contract mononucleosis. Current research suggests that times of extreme stress or overwork may make people more susceptible to a full-blown case of mononucleosis. So my conclusion is as follows: The answer to the question is yes you can get mono if you go down on a chick. And since 1. You can get mono from going down on a chick. 2. Sexual activity (licking around down town) increases your chances of getting it. 3. If you are worried about it, you chances are increased even more. You will probably get it.

Its too late. You have it now. Give up.

Space Fury,

Being that you are not human, I argue that you have no business in this thread. It is about Manswers here, not Alianswers.

ReeperTheSeeker wrote:

My man question: What if i have a crush on one twin but the other has an STD, how do i avoid the STDs?

Twins don't generally share STDs with each other unless they were born with them.

Just take a magic marker and mark the one you don't like. Be sure to leave a large mark on her face. You could write "STD" right on her forehead. That should fix your problem.

Optimist With Doubts wrote:

How long do you have to be dating a girl before suggesting you do anal?

There are two ways that you are going to get anal. Neither has to do with you making a suggestion.

1.) She offers it.
2.) Whoops...