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worst mario game ever


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King
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PostPosted: Sep 17 2008 12:42 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I have that it was published by Nintendo, Developed by Nintendo, Game Arts, and Hal Laboratories (which the Big N owns), Sora Ltd., and Monolith. I would say it counts, since yeah it was a team effort, but it was made by a lot of Big N, even though they didn't make it solely themselves.


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PostPosted: Sep 17 2008 03:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I believe HAL was the driving force behind the game.
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PostPosted: Sep 17 2008 11:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Cam-win wrote:

My vote for worst mario game goes to any of the Mario Party games that aren't on the Wii.

I thought the MPs on N64 were pretty awesome, especially MP2. The formula just started getting stale and mini-games were just starting to get remade or the new mini-games were lame in the GCN games.
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PostPosted: Sep 18 2008 12:26 am Reply with quote Back to top

I liked MP1 and MP2, after that, fuck it. It got hella stale.
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PostPosted: Sep 18 2008 12:56 am Reply with quote Back to top

I liked all of the Mario Party games. I get what people are saying about them getting stale or repetitive. But I didn't get every one of them that came out. Actually, the only one I think I actually owned was the last one (or the one before that) on Game Cube. So anytime I played them, it was only a rental or at somebody else's house.

I actually like Fusion Frenzy better than Mario Party. Mario Party was the kind of game I'd play with the family. Fusion Frenzy is what me and my friends would play while getting shitfaced.


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PostPosted: Sep 18 2008 11:02 am Reply with quote Back to top

The mario party games are ok, when your brothers dont chose the longest amount of turns



 
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PostPosted: Sep 18 2008 06:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

My favorite is still Mario Party 2.


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PostPosted: Sep 22 2008 06:28 am Reply with quote Back to top

I Am A Teacher: Super Mario no Sweater was this mario game in which you design your own mario image send it to the company and they whould make a sweater out of it for 25 bucks
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PostPosted: Sep 22 2008 06:55 am Reply with quote Back to top

Mario Galaxy is the worst Mario game. It's got everything: Kiddie bullshit mixed with dumbed down platforming, mandatory slowdown every time you hit a boss for that extra jerky and shitty looking gameplay, and it's a testament to Nintendo's utter inability to move beyond their childish and sheltered roots, mirroring their autistic, obese, simpering man-child audience. Throw in some goopy, bland looking star characters, a bunch of re-hash phallic symbol bosses, and motion controls that add nothing to the game, and there you have it folks. I'd say that makes for the worst Mario game ever.

Tied for first, or a close second, is Mario 3. Mario 3 is just annoying, with powerups you can get once in the entire game that you lose in one hit. Don't forget the extremely gay and overrated Kuribo's shoe, an item that granted Mario the ability to jump. Let's think about that for a second; It grants MARIO the ability to JUMP ON ENEMIES. WOW MY MIND IS FUCKING BLOWN.

I'd say Galaxy is more horrible for being kiddie-centric and having sloppy, unnecessary, gimmick motion controls, Mario 3 is just bad because the game plain sucks and is unrewarding to play.
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PostPosted: Sep 22 2008 07:00 am Reply with quote Back to top

dddddddd wrote:
I Am A Teacher: Super Mario no Sweater was this mario game in which you design your own mario image send it to the company and they whould make a sweater out of it for 25 bucks

Except that it didn't have to be Mario. You could have put anything on that sweater, even a boat!

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PostPosted: Sep 22 2008 07:04 am Reply with quote Back to top

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PostPosted: Sep 23 2008 01:27 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I think the only reason why Mario Clash sucked in my opinion was because the Virtual Boy killed my eyesight as I played it. The worst though I think was Mario ABC. When I was five, the only reason why I was excited to get it was because it had Mario, with absolutly no Mario Game play. Instead you get Bowser and Peach doing the ABC's with pretty bad SNES voice overs and Mario hopping up and down making sounds like "C-a-t Cat".
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PostPosted: Sep 23 2008 01:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Well, aside from being on the VB, Clash was more or less just a remake of the original Mario Bros. arcade game.
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PostPosted: Sep 23 2008 05:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Murdar Machene wrote:
Mario Galaxy is the worst Mario game. It's got everything: Kiddie bullshit mixed with dumbed down platforming, mandatory slowdown every time you hit a boss for that extra jerky and shitty looking gameplay, and it's a testament to Nintendo's utter inability to move beyond their childish and sheltered roots, mirroring their autistic, obese, simpering man-child audience. Throw in some goopy, bland looking faggy star characters, a bunch of re-hash phallic symbol bosses, and motion controls that add nothing to the game, and there you have it folks. I'd say that makes for the worst Mario game ever.

Even though I didn't like Galaxy enough to not sell it, I still enjoyed my time with it. I still agree with everything though.

But you can't seriously say that Galaxy is worse than Sunshine. Now there's a shit fest.


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PostPosted: Sep 23 2008 06:05 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hmm, hotel Mario...looks like crap! Seriously, that "sourpuss bread" cutscene? I don't know whether to blame that on the creators or meth.

I enjoyed Mario is Missing, that was surprisingly fun. Time Machine wasn't too bad, either, but I never could really figure out all the answers. I could never get the good ending, either.


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PostPosted: Sep 23 2008 10:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!


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PostPosted: Sep 24 2008 06:00 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
dddddddd wrote:
I Am A Teacher: Super Mario no Sweater was this mario game in which you design your own mario image send it to the company and they whould make a sweater out of it for 25 bucks

Except that it didn't have to be Mario. You could have put anything on that sweater, even a boat!


ah i see never mind then
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PostPosted: Nov 02 2008 04:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I still think Fantasy Factory's "Hotel Mario" still wins the title.



 
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PostPosted: Nov 03 2008 05:51 am Reply with quote Back to top

Yay for reviving old threads.

I don't like those not-Nintendo Mario games, mainly Mario Is Missing!, Hotel Mario, Mario's Time Machine and all that.

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PostPosted: Nov 03 2008 07:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Nekkoru wrote:
Yay for reviving old threads.

I don't like those not-Nintendo Mario games, mainly Mario Is Missing!, Hotel Mario, Mario's Time Machine and all that.

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Grats, I really don't have a pick for worst Mario game, but if I had to choose my least favorite, It would be Mario ABC.
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PostPosted: Nov 03 2008 11:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The board game section of the entire Mario Party series.
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PostPosted: Nov 12 2008 05:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I never played the Wii versions of Super Mario, so I can't judge Mario Galaxy, though I've seen some reviews, it looks pretty sucky.

I really (LIKE REEEAAALY) hate Wario Woods, because it got me thinking if gaming was what I wanted my life to be, after losing all the lives without getting through one single level. Curse you Wario.

I find Mario Party games really fun to play with friends 'n' all, but the Single player mode is just... yuck.


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